#context is he worked in a shoe store and his nickname was lightning cos he was really quick and finding your shoes in the right size

[paul-simon-juggling]

Thinking about how incredibly hyper-specific Paul Simon's CV must be...

"I'm one of the greatest singer-songwriters of all time but also, if u want, I can find your shoes really really fuckin fast."

#shitpost basically #context is he worked in a shoe store and his nickname was lightning cos he was really quick and finding your shoes in the right size #im assuming we all know that story but honestly i dont know how well-known that is and this may be wildly out of context for some people #i apologise in advance #paul simon #s&g memes #he had a job as a waiter once too im pretty sure cos i read that in a letter he wrote artie once when he was in london on paris i think #but he always tells the story of “ive only ever had two jobs” so idk #i know the man doesnt need and therefore probably doesnt have a cv but let me make my stupid jokes :-)