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#i know the man doesnt need and therefore probably doesnt have a cv but let me make my stupid jokes :-)
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Thinking about how incredibly hyper-specific Paul Simon's CV must be...
"I'm one of the greatest singer-songwriters of all time but also, if u want, I can find your shoes really really fuckin fast."
#shitpost basically
#context is he worked in a shoe store and his nickname was lightning cos he was really quick and finding your shoes in the right size
#im assuming we all know that story but honestly i dont know how well-known that is and this may be wildly out of context for some people
#i apologise in advance
#paul simon
#s&g memes
#he had a job as a waiter once too im pretty sure cos i read that in a letter he wrote artie once when he was in london on paris i think
#but he always tells the story of “ive only ever had two jobs” so idk
#i know the man doesnt need and therefore probably doesnt have a cv but let me make my stupid jokes :-)
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