#crack;

[hisnewera]

"I was left unsupervised"

#open to mutuals #crack; #EHHEH

[reevc]

shinrascomputer / @shinrascomputer

"I want a kiss. Then I'll consider it."

" you want a what?"

#shinrascomputer #crack;

[sourhydrapplin]

@destinybcnds

Shitty pickup lines for fun

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"I don't care if you're vegan, I've got all the meat you need."

#I TOOK FIFTY PSYCHIC DAMAGE WRITING THAT #Suggestive; #i guess???? #WHEEZE #Crack; #shitpost; #destinybcnds

[bxd-kxrma]

“Ground me all you want but you can’t unfuck the thanks giving turkey!!!”

#crack; #still one of my favorite shitpost sayings I’ve seen

[mistrdctr]

"Well, if I were him, I'd totally fuck Tony. Like, duh - who wouldn't want to fuck Tony, after all? ---He's hot as fuck."

#Dash commentary #Crack; #IC; #Non-Canon Interactions & Shenanigans; #(casually breaking a wall lol) #(dont mind me stephen just wanted to say something LOL) #bloodstainedstar #mxrvelouscreations #(just fun things) #(a study in 'how many times can Stephen say 'fuck' in 3 short sentences?')

[acolyteheart]

This is Shadowheart btw, if you even care.

#TBD. #Crack; #God's favorite princess after being threatened by Lae'zel & when Astarion is so so so mean to her #:( poor girl

[mastermegatron]

Also, he would like everyone to know Deathsaurus doesn't always leave people on read. Sometimes he calls out of the blue, drunk and talking about ghosts, and then shows his nipples.

#crack; #vicsaur

[ofovertime]

"my dick is small, go away."

#open to mutuals #crack; #nsft

[twcfaces]

Two-Face, you should walk up in the gun store and order some more guns

"What do you think this is? GTA? I own every store on this block. Call that community service."

#crack; #this reminds me of the 'bread store' thing #we sell bread #we sell loafs #TOASTED

[scarfacewastaken]

Every time Jadis hits on Jennifer in World Beyond.

Dennis:

#huckisms; #crack;

[phantomuheist]

"If you're a redhead, I want to take you out on a date. I'll pay."

#ic; #crack; #the brainrot for Shusumi and Kotone won't go away-

[renatvvs]

@amortean replied:

standing at a safe distance holding up another, larger piece of paper that says: CITE YOUR SCRIPTURES

"Why do you want to know anyway."

#amortean #verse: default; #muse: judas; #crack; #cite deeZ NUTS

[sourhydrapplin]

@vixletserenity

Shitty pickup lines for fun

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"I'm lost, can you show me the directions to your heart?"

#Crack; #Shitpost; #vixletserenity #im so sorry moon lol

[bxd-kxrma]

@prettyboywarrior Replied Xaos vc: I'm always gross

"Hush, you're a precious angsty teen that needs to listen to more ACDC than five finger death punch."

#Crack; #I can't explain this please don't ask #shes in 'He asked for no pickles' mode

[mistrdctr]

Stephen: -Swears once- America: Oh! That's one for the swear jar! Stephen: Well, fuck--- America: Aaaaand one more. Stephen: -Sighs- Okay kid, listen, this shit--- America: ---Aaaand ONE MORE! Stephen: America: Stephen: America: Stephen: -Exasperated- Fuck this shit. America: ---TWO MORE!!!

Listen, my Stephen just swears too much. He will be broke at the end of their conversation if she keeps up with the whole swear jar thing lmao.

Also:

Stephen: Seriously kid, I dont have the funds to support your swear jar. America: Then you just need to stop swearing, you know? Stephen: ---Absolutely fucking not.

#Crack; #forevermuses #(because of your America haha) #(Help. Dad is in need of assistance here. adoptive daughter too clever) #Dash Shenanigans;

[indentedheartner]

@brigadeleadxr

"Senpai, if you wanted to solve crimes that badly, you should've said so. I can go commit some." What? The creepy one told him to come up with entertainment for her. He's being good.

#crack; #brigadeleadxr