#crowley 100% would try to mess with ppl when hes bored

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i was telling @novelcain the hc ive seen a few ppl adopt of Aziraphale being Santa and Crowley being Krampus. You wanna know what it said?

It's the opposite.

Crowley is Santa cuz he thought it'd be funny to break into people's houses and leave shit instead of taking it. But it backfired and he ended up becoming legend.

And Aziraphale is Krampus cuz, while trying to "fix" Crowely's "misdeeds" he accidentally, somehow, took a kid as well. He returned the kid of course, but it spiraled into it's own legend regardless.

I am in love with my partner so much rn. They are very big brain.

#love this headcanon #crowley 100% would try to mess with ppl when hes bored #and leave stuff #and then get mad (coughcough flattered and fond coughcough) that ppl saw it as smth nice #aziraphale on the other hand is horrified with what hes ended up being associated with #i also like to think that crowley just went with the santa thing and was like #'uhhh yeah hes uhm. hes this white guy. white curly hair and rosy cheeks. tiny lil glasses. loves cookies. real jolly guy' #pauses when he realizes hes describing aziraphale #and add 'hes got a huge beard too. oh and wears red. red and white. and has a bunch of elf slaves' #hes a simp #good omens #aziraphale #crowley