#cummies for sooga time <3

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

We all know Kohga is perpetually horny as hell, but I'd love to see what would happen if he ended up taking (accidentally or otherwise) an aphrodisiac potion. 😆

I've actually had a thought for EXACTLY this idea! Let's get to it!

Revali had once again invited his friends over to his home. It wasn't to bond with them of course, but rather, as a means to show off how well he re-decorated the place. New tapestry, a nice vase, the whole nine yards, all within his humble little space. He was currently giving the princess a tour, feathers all proud and puffed.

“And as you can see, Princess, THIS is the finest vase you’ve ever seen, have you not?”

“It is quite the collection! Though I must ask, what is that one?”

She pointed towards a small, pink vial of liquid. He plucked it from the shelf, scoffing.

“Oh, forgot I left it out here. It’s what we use during this time of year. We call it ‘anti down’, and it keeps us from acting a fool during heat. All Rito have it, but I refuse to act like a dog and hump everything. Unlike your little knight with Mipha."

Revali HATED that Link STILL didn't react to that blatant slander. Cheeky, even in his own home. Zelda butted in between them, as per usual.

"I had no idea you Rito HAD something for heat!"

"Because we're above primitive desires. Unfortunately our biology is so unique, it does the OPPOSITE effect if any other species takes it. I'll be sure to put this a-NO LINK!"

Link was starting to eat the decorated fruit bowl, and Revali put the bottle down in order to try to pull him off. Kohga watched their dumb little fruit fight, when he noticed the smallest bottle on the counter. Must be one of those fancy rito drinks. He made sure no one was looking, before he swiped it, tucking it away in his suit. 

"Hey Revali, I'd LOVE to stay and chat, but uh. I'm bored. So, good luck, and goodbye!"

Kohga gave him a mock salute as a goodbye, though Revali's squawking made sure he didn't hear him leave. Sooga looked down at Kohga, lightly scoffing.

"Those curtains were atrocious."

"He could've picked a better way to come out. Tbh it was more effective than catching him with a dick in his beak."

"Well put, Master Kogha."

He chuckled. He showed Sooga the little bottle, as if he was gloating.

“Plus side, I got myself a little present! You want a swig?”

“Polite pass. I don’t trust drinks that I haven’t seen made, unless made by you. But I must commend your sticky fingers.”

“Hey, you know how good I am with these fingers~. Anyhow, here’s hoping this fucks me up.”

He tossed his head back as he took it in one swig, before shaking his head furiously.

“Oh. Oh. EW. God, YOU make drinks better than this.”

“It must be awful, you hate my drinks.”

“Both statements are true. Ew. Ugh, take me home, I need this taste out of my mouth.”

“Would picking you up make the experience a bit sweeter?”

“Maybe, let’s test it out.”

Kohga grinned as Sooga grabbed his husband, and took him right home. Little did he know, a moment of bitterness, made for a VERY saucy Kohga.

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Kohga grumbled under his sheets. It was rare, but every once under a blue moon, Kohga couldn’t sleep worth a shit. Tonight was one of those nights. He grumbled as he sat up, folding his arms over his chest.

“Not FAIR. I’m TIRED. What is the issue NOW?”

Kohga threw off the blankets, and saw that he had a bulge in his suit. His frustration melted away to amusement, and he chuckled.

“Ah. Was so grumpy, didn’t notice you there. Alright, alright.”

Kohga thought about bugging his snoozing Sooga, but the poor guy barely got enough sleep as it were. Besides, he needed a bit of self love, been a while. He squirmed out of his clothes, and after grabbing a bottle of lube, got himself nice and snug. He lathered up his hands, and grabbed at his cock, only to wince.

“Ooh, you are SENSITIVE tonight. Okay, easy does it. Easy.”

He got himself used to his touch, and eventually he was able to stroke himself. Unlike Sooga, he always preferred a quick, light pace in his handjob. Kohga tossed his head back, dying in satisfaction. Sure, he wanted to be asleep, but jerking himself off while Sooga rested right next to him? Was it ever sweet. It was surprisingly short lived however, as he found himself cumming way faster than usual. It was good, REAL good, but that was definitely record timing. He sighed, removing his cum soaked hand, and wiping it off on a rag.

“Hoo. That was good. Alright, sleep time.”

Kohga covered himself, and fell right to sleep, the end.

At least, that’s what SHOULD’VE happened. What DID happen was him sitting there, wide awake. He thought it was just his body getting that high from an orgasm, but he’d come to realize that as he sat there, his cock was throbbing, and BAD. It felt even worse this time, and Kohga muttered angrily. Fucking hell, he needed to cum again? So soon? This late? Dammit all.

“Alright. I get it. Round two, let’s go.”

Kohga buried his face in his pillow as yet again, started to pump his cock. It somehow felt even better this time around, and Kohga grumbled to himself, really going at it.

“Shit, okay, gonna be one of those nights apparently. Shit.”

Kohga was trapped in an endless cycle. He’d cum, try to sleep, cum, try to sleep. He reached his fifth orgasm, and his body was trembling something fierce. He was a horn dog, sure, but now he was insatiable. He didn’t want to wake Sooga up, poor guy barely ever slept, especially next to him, but Kohga needed him, and needed him now. He got up from his cum covered spot, and nudged Sooga a bit harshly.

“Sooga, Sooga get up!”

Sooga sprang up, quickly looking around the room.

“What is it?! Are we under attack?”

“No. Just, god shut the fuck up and let me fuck your face.”

Sooga was clearly NOT expecting that, especially so late at night. But he was never one to refuse Kohga. So he laid down on his back, and gave not a single qualm as Kohga held onto his hair, pulled his hair back, and shoved his cock right into his mouth. His Master was aggressive usually, but this was something different entirely. Kohga didn’t even mean to. He just couldn’t help but force himself into that pretty, hot mouth of his. Not once, not twice, but three times. Each time Sooga kept himself still (minus his legs, those pushed and squirmed till he pretty much kicked the sheets off), accepting loads after loads of his Master’s cum, each being bigger than the last. Kohga barely spoke, merely full of grunts and grumbles. Kohga pulled away, seeming to be sated, at least for a second. Sooga’s chest heaved under him, and his cheeks were flushed in embarrassment. He met Kohga’s eyes, and saw helpless, uncontrollable lust.

“M-master Kohga, you’re quite...energetic tonight.”

He paused mid sentence, forcing himself to swallow all that cum, wiping his chin with the back of his hand. He smeared it all over, making himself into quite the messy boy. Kohga took a deep breath, trying to recall just where his head was.

“I...yeah. Fuck you’re pretty like this. So pretty. You handle all that cum like a real champ.”

Sooga was about to thank his master Kohga, before he suddenly found his dick right back into his mouth. Sooga’s mouth loved such rough, desperate treatment, soaking Kohga’s dick in his drool. Another load, then another. Sooga thought he’d be tired, but he seemed to only fuck him with more fury as time went on. As Kohga forced more cum inside of his mouth, Sooga had to actually push him away, just to get some means of air. He coughed a bit, trying not to choke on his Master’s cum. While it was a treat, it was just SO much of it. Sooga swallowed again, shaking as the thick fluid sank right into his stomach.

“M-master Kohga, please, a breather, just for a moment-”

“I wanna ride your cock. I wanna cum on it so fucking hard, Sooga.”

“If...that is what is demanded of me-”

Kohga knelt down to kiss him, shoving his tongue in his mouth and licking at whatever cum he seemed to have left in that pretty, pretty mouth. Usually Kohga was far more grandiose in his approach, but there seemed to be no room for that tonight. It was just him slamming himself onto his cock, nearly making Sooga jump every time his ass slammed into him. 

"M-Master Kohga, please slow down! I want to enjoy y-"

"I need your FUCKING cum. I need your pretty cum, right in my ass. Enjoy me later."

Sooga was unable to tame his master. He came on him once, twice, thrice. Each time was met with loads and loads of cum littering his chest and stomach. Kohga laid on top of him, sounding just absolutely exhausted. Sooga held onto his back, assuming this was the end of Kohga’s lust.

"You...god, you're insatiable. What number was that?"

Kohga hummed a bit in thought, before looking up at him.

"T...thirteen."

"Holy-master Kohga, are you ill?"

"Don't...know. I just know I can't sleep, and I know I want you SO fucking bad, Sooga."

"Not sure how much more of me you can HAVE Master Kohga…"

Sooga prided himself in being able to help his master, but this was...so much. His mouth was sticky with cum, his chest was soaked in sweat and cum- he hadn’t recalled the last time he was so absolutely filthy. Sooga was about to prompt Kohga to take a break, when Kohga seemed to spring back to life, cock even harder than he was a second ago.

"Get on your stomach. Let me fuck that cute ass of yours. I always liked seeing my cum leak out of you."

"Master Kohga, I'm honored you want me so, but I think all of this is healthy! Maybe you need a moment to collect yourself-"

Kohga held onto his face, kissing his big, beautiful face. He parted after just a moment, springs of hot cum connecting their open mouths. Kohga nearly shook as he wiped the cum from his lips.

"I NEED you Sooga. I'm aching something SO bad, don't make me suffer like this!"

Kohga sounded damn near to tears in his whining. Sooga couldn’t refuse his poor, desperate master. He rolled to his front, and Kohga was on his back almost immediately, rubbing his cock against that beautiful, plump ass of his. Sooga looked up as Kohga rested his chin on his shoulder, trying to find his thoughts. Despite his concerns, Sooga VERY much wanted him to keep going. Knowing his Master wanted him so hungrily, knowing he was getting cum in every part of him, made Sooga's cock terribly hard.

"J-just. Use me as you see fit, but be careful."

He was going to add more, but Kohga’s teeth aas on his ear, nearly making him melt. Kohga’s breath was hot in his ear, and it made a shiver run up his back. 

"It's cute how you're worried about me. It's cute how you'll sit here and let me fucking use you. You look good in my cum. So good. Now, I love you, but stop FUCKING talking, and let me plow you like a goddamn field."

Sooga felt himself gulping at that oh so sensual voice of his. Sooga couldn’t stop that cock just pushing into his ass, even if he wanted to. 

Which he absolutely didn't. 

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"So you and Sooga have one thing in common, apparently."

"We're both handsome?"

Revali had joined Kohga and Urbosa for brunch, and of course, Kohga wanted to start some shit. 

"One, don't you touch my man. Two, no, you both make shitty drinks."

Revali cocked his head, clearly confused.

"I...didn't make you a drink, ever."

"Talkin about that little bottle. Tasted like ass. Actually worse, I've eaten ass."

"Little d-YOU took my anti rito down?!"

Kohga shrugged at the sudden anger from the random look of anger.

"Your….what?"

"My rito-its for my HEAT! Dear Hylia you DRANK it?"

"Yeah? Why?"

"It's supposed to help RITO with heat."

"And what does-oh. Oh. Oooooh that makes a LOT of sense. Huh."

"Is that why he's not here?"

"Oh it absolutely is. Dude can't walk."

There was a moment of silence, before Kohga loudly slumped his drink, sighing.

"I fucked him at LEAST thirty two times-"

"NO ONE ASKED."

“He did. Multiple times-”

“Why do I keep inviting you to things?”

#asks #kohga #sooga #lemon #revali #cummies for sooga time <3

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

Hey, wonderful Yiga Scribe!! Wondering if you could treat us to the boys having some sleepy morning sex? If Sooga initiates it all romantic-like, the better :3

Oh that's ABSOLUTELY adorable. Let's do it!

Sooga still wasn't used to sleeping. Used to being unconscious, used to being so vulnerable for so long. He almost hated it. But there was ONE thing that made the unsettling feeling bearable. Master Kohga. He was the first thing he saw once he awoke, and it made all unease go away, like muck being washed away by the purest water. He looked so pure in his arms, his bare body felt so soft in his own. He couldn't resist leaning down to peck at his cheek.

"You're so beautiful...so wonderful. So precious to me."

He wasn't even awake just yet. Supposed it WAS a bit early for him. He should leave him alone. But...well. Man was always selfish in the face of beauty. He kissed at his cheek, his shoulder, his chin. Right till Kohga groggily woke up. One would assume he was grumpy, but Kohga was just chuckling, letting himself be kissed by this wall of a man.

"Hey hey, knock it off….idiot, I'm trying to sleep here."

"I'm not hearing 'command', so I'm afraid I cannot obey. So sorry."

"No you’re not!"

"Good point."

They BOTH chuckled at that, with Kohga accepting the assaults of affection. Kohga was half asleep, and the dreary look on his face really stole Sooga's poor heart.

"Master Kohga? I'd...like to ask your permission for something."

"If it's getting up to work, permission denied."

"No no, I...I don't want to work. I...would like to make love to you, please."

Kohga groaned, putting his hand on Sooga’s face.

"I don't wanna do any work, Sooga. We do it, imma just be laying here the whole time like a doll."

Like a doll. The fact that notion made him harder was perplexing. He kissed alongside his shoulder, down his arm, right down to those soft, nimble fingers.

"I have no qualms. If you do not want me, that is a different story. If it's an issue on labor...I can assure you, I'll pull my weight."

Kohga chuckled, shaking his head as he stretched, then settled again.

"Alright, alright. Get your kicks, pretty boy."

Sooga didn’t hesitate to softly massage his ass in his hand, all while his lips kept smooching his Master so affectionately.

"Sleep all you'd like, my Master. I will enjoy you, and all you have to offer. My precious doll…"

He liked that. Something pretty, something precious, to be in his arms forever. Kohga, half asleep, chuckled as Sooga’s boner rubbed against his ass.

"Mmm...for someone who wants their cock in my ass, you’re kinda sweet."

"I try."

He chuckled. He rubbed the head of his cock against his ass, nudging it until it slowly pushed itself into his ass. Sooga moaned a swear under his breath, slowly rolling his hips into Kohga, all while he was rubbing that big, precious belly. So soft, so warm, so tight around him. Sooga kept moving at a slow ish pace, hands kneading and palming at that soft stomach.

"I like your stomach."

"Ah ah ah. Right name."

"...poochy tummy. I like your poochy tummy."

Kohga chuckled, not doing a DAMN thing but sitting there and looking pretty.

"How much stupid shit would you say for me?"

"I hate that I know where this is going. But, anything you wish to hear, I'll say it."

Kohga chuckled, scratching his mane of pretty hair.

"Say 'I like your tummy wummy, Master Kohga'."

"...I like your tummy wummy, Master Kohga."

Kohga chuckled, getting a kick out of this, clearly.

"Say 'your belly is perfect for my cummies'"

"For the love of-your belly is perfect for my...c-cummies."

"You're so stupid."

"You're so stupid."

"I didn't say repeat!"

Kohga huffed, lightly slapping Sooga’s smug face. It was such cute, playful banter, and Sooga’s cock was THROBBING. It was so cute, so romantic, so precious, Sooga wanted to stuff him like a cream puff. Kohga grumbled a bit, pretending to be angry.

"Cheeky bastard. Alright, smart ass, let's get you saying something I think you'd like. Say 'my cock is throbbing'. But do it in that voice I like."

"...voice?"

"Yeah, the sexy one!"

"I have a sexy voice?"

Kohga turned to look at him, clearly gobsmacked, before lightly sighing.

"Just...shut the hell up and give me some tongue, boy."

Sooga obeyed, pressing his lips against his, and slowly, sensually caressing the other's tongue with his own. The way he moaned into his mouth, the way he purred for more. It was too much for Sooga.

"I'm g-gonna...c-can I finish-"

"Go ahead, in my ass is totally fine."

Sooga swore up quite the storm, lost in the sweet, tender lust. It was but mere moments before he came, shoving his load right into Kohga's ass. Kohga chuckled, moving his ass back and forth, smearing the cum all over that sensitive cock.

"Thank...you. I REALLY like doing that with you."

"I can tell, you got a decent load in, big boy. You good enough to go back to sleep?"

Sooga nodded, burying his face in his neck, and sighing oh so lovingly.

"You're so wonderful. My little doll. My precious, sweet-"

"Sleep, dumbass."

"Yes, Master Kohga."

His precious doll. He loved him oh so terribly much.

#asks #kohga #sooga #lemon #domestic shit #gets to sooga EVERY time you try a man #also i know i make sooga out to be a lil bitch sometimes #but every once and a while he has a smart ass comment to kohga and he kinda likes that #also yes #sooga is SUCH a bottom #he has no idea his voice is sexy