#daves a movie director and rose is an author like in the alpha timeline canon

[cringefail-clown]

more of the cam cafe au, this time with strilonde family dynamic

so dave and rose are siblings and they both had their kids very young (other parents dipped out as soon as possible). they helped each other out with raising the kids while working on their careers, so the trio grew up very close to each other, roxy often acting as a mediator between dirk and hal as they were on each others cases basically since birth lmfao

gonna do the j squad next but holy shit is their family tree... complex

#cam cafe au #homestuck #dave strider #rose lalonde #dirk strider #hal strider #lil hal #roxy lalonde #homestuck au #strilondes #daves a movie director and rose is an author like in the alpha timeline canon #that household would be pure chaos holy shit #dirk and hal teaming up with auntie rose to torment dave with psychoanalysis bullshit lives rent free in my head #daves still gets called bro in this au like thats obvi #also the albino gene runs strong in the strider part of the fam #always loved that fanon #like striders wearing the shades because they legit need them bc of the light sensitivity and that theyre probably corrective- #-because they have horrible eyesight is hysterical #doctors note to be cool like be fr