#dazai immediately: slug midget ginger bastard fuckin. hatrack

[hella1975]

i need a fic where the ada have to like actually arrest chuuya for some shit and this is before they find out that dazai used to be mafia and they're all shit-scared of him bc it's chuuya nakahara he's literally A God and the strongest ability user in yokohama and also everyone's panicking about like 'we're doing our jobs of course we took him in for questioning!' 'but he's with the port mafia what if they retaliate!' and the whole time chuuya for whatever reason is letting it happen and is just sat there like 😐 UNTIL dazai comes in and just freezes. and chuuya stares at him and dazai stares at chuuya and then it's just 'WHAT THE F-' and everyone's day is ruined by soukoku

#the ada: that's chuuya nakahara the gravity manipulator mori's right hand man most powerful mafioso alive we need to be careful #dazai immediately: slug midget ginger bastard fuckin. hatrack #just. kunikida's HORROR thinking chuuya's gonna blow at any minute and chuuya just matches dazai like #oh yeah?? suicidal maniac mackerel waste of bandages piece of shit #dazai just like 'get him OUT of my office' and chuuya being like 'you know what actually im gonna stay' sdjgsghdskjh they are both so petty #no one knows what's going on they dont know how these two even know each other #and ranpo is just giggling in the corner #atsushi: dazai be careful he's part of the mafia!!! #dazai: uh yeah this guy once boarded up his windows because he thought a demon was stealing all his hats im not scared of him #chuuya: i was FIFTEEN and you were the one who convinced me it was a demon would you FUCKING LET THAT GO- #i just know it would be kunikida's last straw this man would have heart failure #bsd #soukoku