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[w-wait--what]

So I’m taking a World Politics class, and there’s a lot of talk about how the US is the top dog that helps keep all the rising powers from going to war with one another. 

So my brain got to thinking about the idea, and how people like to draw the countries of the world like people, and how America was literally like,, a /mess/ in those AUs (like I put together mess, but a mess nonethless, y’know?) 

Anyways, I was thinking about it, and so here’s my official two cents on the take: America is the tired wine parent, who keeps all the children from fighting but does it in a moderately tired, problematic way. 

Favorite children ? Definitely. The phrase ‘it’s 5 o’clock somewhere’ mumbled at like, noon? Absolutely. 

I have no clue what any of the other countries would be like, but since I live in America and I’m learning that this mess of a country is apparently ‘on top’ I just had to say that it’s probably like that pfft.

#okay but also BIG SIBLING VIBES as opposed to parent vibes omfggg #spookeds speaks #oop #america #the us #countries as people #dgfhdjksf