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#don't want to peel that Thing the texture will absolutely annihilate me oo yada yada yada
keeps-ache
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ouh i'm hungryyy
but the only thing to eat is orangesss
i don't want to peel themmm cuz i don't like them under my nailssss
ouhuhguhg [dies]
#just me hi
#food
#i Know that it's not that bad when i actually do it but Man i Do Not Want To Peel That Thing
#i could cut them but we only have butter knives so that means that the juice is gonna get my hands stickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
#the only thing that worse than stuff under my nails is juice all over my gosh darn hands hhhhhhhhhh
#but also i'm hungryyyyyy
#auuuuuuughhghghghghghg
#__(:'o_/)\__
#i am in Misery there ain't nobody who can comfort me oh yea
#don't want to peel that Thing the texture will absolutely annihilate me oo yada yada yada
#//yeah i could wash a knife. but do you realize what that would require
#i'd have to walk alllllll the way to the bathroom - which is already a house's length away! - with a knife -
#i don't like carrying knives it makes me nervous- PLUS it's like a community bathroom so IMAGINE i walk all the way there with a watermelon
#knife (looks like a watermelon) and somebody comes out and sees me carrying a knife unsafely! i'd go out King Saul style at that point -
#and then i have to WASH the dang thing. and my hands have to be cold and wet. can you believe that. Cold and Wet!!!
#and that's if i somehow don't commit murder on the way there cuz apparently there's no way you can hold a knife Ever
#//ANYWAY.
#i guess i'm gonna peel the orange hvhhhvs
#morning dramatics are over!
#//this orange is COLD and i have to Peel It aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#//ok i'm done or else my horrible horrible turmoils will all be catalogued for future historians
#going to peel this orange </3
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