#morning dramatics are over!

[keeps-ache]

ouh i'm hungryyy

but the only thing to eat is orangesss

i don't want to peel themmm cuz i don't like them under my nailssss

ouhuhguhg [dies]

#just me hi #food #i Know that it's not that bad when i actually do it but Man i Do Not Want To Peel That Thing #i could cut them but we only have butter knives so that means that the juice is gonna get my hands stickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #the only thing that worse than stuff under my nails is juice all over my gosh darn hands hhhhhhhhhh #but also i'm hungryyyyyy #auuuuuuughhghghghghghg #__(:'o_/)\__ #i am in Misery there ain't nobody who can comfort me oh yea #don't want to peel that Thing the texture will absolutely annihilate me oo yada yada yada #//yeah i could wash a knife. but do you realize what that would require #i'd have to walk alllllll the way to the bathroom - which is already a house's length away! - with a knife - #i don't like carrying knives it makes me nervous- PLUS it's like a community bathroom so IMAGINE i walk all the way there with a watermelon #knife (looks like a watermelon) and somebody comes out and sees me carrying a knife unsafely! i'd go out King Saul style at that point - #and then i have to WASH the dang thing. and my hands have to be cold and wet. can you believe that. Cold and Wet!!! #and that's if i somehow don't commit murder on the way there cuz apparently there's no way you can hold a knife Ever #//ANYWAY. #i guess i'm gonna peel the orange hvhhhvs #morning dramatics are over! #//this orange is COLD and i have to Peel It aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #//ok i'm done or else my horrible horrible turmoils will all be catalogued for future historians #going to peel this orange </3

[francy-sketches]

Rhaena and her pink barbie dragon 🎀

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #rhaena targaryen #rhaena of pentos #morning #<- most useless tag ever lol #my art #went a bit off description with the blue but i was looking at pink sky pictures and wanted to make her look like them #also she's meant to be pale pink idk if this is pale enough. opsie #aegon 3 calling her a wretched creature...are you ready to die bitch #when she was a BABY btw. being mean to a baby what is wrong with you #'ahh no a dragon ate my mom and now I'm traumatized' omg you're so dramatic get over it -_-

[tomfrogisblue]

With the black concrete being removed, N.I.N.H.O being repaired, all of Roier's million photoshop waterframes being put back, Tubbos extensive factories being further expanded, Fit's gym adding a yoga studio, people once again waiting after the gentle thump of a wooden sign to read the words...

It finally kinda feels like we're home.

#it is early and i am emotional dont mind me #never been so happy to see cursed photoshopped images of various minecrafters in my life #morning crew is back together and tubbo is again suffering over hideduo - what could be better? #now if only cellbit could stop being dramatic and open the qsmp launcher to talk to his husband /j #who am i kidding cellbit is incapapble of not being dramatic #qsmp #qsmp lore #quackity #qsmp eggs #i missed all this so much #pssst the rest of the “missing” island members - plz come backkkkk (only when you're ready - we respect breaks and boundaries in this house)

[kelin-is-writing]

me, everyday, after waking up and not finding my pussy full to the brim with dabi’s cock:

#kelin's ramblings #kelin talks #bnha smut #mha smut #dabi smut #touya todoroki smut #i'm (rightfully) such a dramatic bitch over this istg #and i don't think i'll ever get over the disappointed i feel every morning after the realization like– #how is it fair for his monster dick to not be inside of me?????? #then everyone asks me why i'm always pissed in the morning #BRUH IS THE LACK OF DABI DICK #disappointment* btw #tsk to the keyboard for ruining my rant about dabi's dick

[lewmagoo]

so a crisis happened this morning, and my cousin who i’m very close to had a health scare that seemed pretty serious. i abruptly announced that i was going on hiatus from here. i thought for sure i’d be offline for the rest of the week because of the situation. it turned out to be a false alarm! everything appears to be okay, things should be going back to their regularly scheduled programming, unless life throws another curveball at me 🤫

#as soon as i opened my damn eyes at 6 in the morning i looked at my phone and saw an emergency text and was like #well shit #but thankfully she’s fine. it was a case of my insane aunt over dramatizing the situation #she literally said my cousin was in cardiac arrest when she wasn’t. not even close 💀

[lordevening]

it has been so real fellas o7

#you were a great team soulfire #never stop being try hard s #and becoming public enemy 1 #am i mourning too early? #perhaps #but i’m dramatic #ehehehehehehehehehehhehe #i’m just gonna morn the loss of the team dynamics #can’t wait for qbbh to be alone in a room full of people once again #hope the dynamic btwn characters carry over to wherever the fuck they’re going to next #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #qsmp team soulfire

[heavywithplot]

leslie (glasses, he/they) and andy (tall, he/they)!

the story they’re in is an overdramatic mafia plot, leslie is the guy who does the bookkeeping lmao

#mpreg #they're both asian! because im asian! i like asian gangster movies! #im incapable of knocking up ocs unless i have a plot to make it interesting 😔 #their relationship is not over dramatic except for the fact that andy is always a little stressed out all the time about leslie #and for un exciting reasons. leslie is the kind of guy who's always had a sensitive stomach so both of them mistake morning sickness #for that except its Worse because leslie kind of stops eating entirely and andy is like 🙃 bro I've been trying to feed you right for 10 #years and in return you are taking YEARSSSSS of my life #(i mean later there are dramatics. what's more fun than going into labor at the worst possible time u know!! the usual #mafia plot drama on top of all that too)

[sapphicsnzs]

started crying over a tik tok…turns out i have a low grade fever

#self obs #if you’ve seen the orange cat black cat tik tok which is so niche but oh well #anyways i cried and tears keeps rolling down my face like im so dramatic when i have a low grade fever #i’m so tired but i’m scared if i go to sleep im gonna have really awful dreams #i’m just overthinking everything right now and i’m so stressed i just need to cry it out lol #i’m gonna wake up in the morning and realize how dramatic i am like it’s barely a fever get over yourself

[theflyingfeeling]

it started snowing last night and it's gonna snow throughout the whole day tomorrow too so winter is officially here and I'm gonna have to apologize for the person I will be for the next 6 months

#weather-wise i hate all the seasons (except summer) but i hate winter the most #i hate the cold i hate the dark i hate the snow #yes yes it looks pretty and it doesn't look as dark outside when there's snow on the ground #but it's HARD TO WALK IN AND IT'S COLD AND WET AND EVERYWHERE AND I HATE IT #my bus was awfully late this morning so i was freezing my toes off and i didn't recover from that the whole day 😭 #''wear warmer shoes/socks then'' NO FUCK YOU THE PROBLEM IS NOT MY SHOES OR SOCKS OR FEET IT'S THE FUCKING SNOW #every single step i have to take in snow i'm holding back tears because i hate it so much and i miss summer 😭 #yes i'm being ridiculously dramatic over this but you just have no idea how much i hate winter #anyone wishing they'd have snow rn: i have plenty for you come and take it #in short i'm moving to malibu byeeee see you in may 👋

[heybaetae]

i am Not doing well folks

#cried last night bc i was subjected to pics of taehyung in that fucking camoflauge already #sobbed this morning while watching jimin choke up about his hair #woke up crying again when jungkook turned his live on #bawled to yes or no for some reason #W E P T when take two came on shuffle literally harder than i've ever cried to that song (which is many times) #i had to go jump in the shower to drown out the sound of me audibly crying in case anyone heard me #then i was like. Bent over in there and when i got out just fucking. Standing there crying and crying and crying #this is all so heartbreaking and dramatic like imagine just being able to watch this happen with a neutral attitude #it's hitting me in bursts that gradually get worse #anyway i'm already compiling clips for Another vmin gifset

[adaine-party-wizard]

okay i’m having Thoughts™️ (bear with me or ignore me)

i hate that it feels like in response to the very shitty “is she pmsing” comment every time a woman (using woman here intentionally because of how this comment is usually framed/ discussed) has An Emotion it seems like the Correct Thing To Do is deny that periods have any impact on your emotional state.

cause boy HOWDY mine do especially when i’ve gone off birth control. my periods have been like better physically they HURT less but also im thinking about Laika the space dog and i wanna cry so hard im gonna vomit cause she was ALONE it’s so SAD she didn’t KNOW what was gonna happen!!! and like in normal circumstances i do get sad thinking about it but not THIS much!!! the hormones do real shit!!!

#this could be a very like subjective experience and i don’t wanna universalize it #i also feel like the feelings and willingness to discuss hormonal changes are different in trans/queer spaces and cishet ones #cause like i’m sure i could talk about how my hormones are doing shit around trans people and they’d be more open to it #but if i show the slightest hint of anything impacting me at all infront of my family #i will be written off as like basically hysterical or a weak over dramatic woman #idk it’s just Thoughts i’m having while i cry about Laika this fine sunday morning #the devil lillith on my shoulder #cw periods #tw periods

[rexscanonwife]

‘I wanna get this right, baby

I wanna thrill you in the way you deserve

I wanna blow your mind, darling

I’m just having trouble getting up the nerve’

#artfarts #self insert #self insert community #self ship #self ship community #self insert x canon #ducktales #dt17 #fenton crackshell cabrera #🦆 fur and feathers 🦆 #gkjgs alt caption 'brie gets sappy over a deleted disney song AND FENTON IS A THEATER KID AT HEART #like listen you cant tell me he's not #he's got the heart for dramatics and he's a hopeless romantic but he's got a brain for science sgjhjkd #anyways im like?? really proud of myself for doing this #like i spent a little while thinking of different ways i could pose them and the layout and junk #and i think i ended up w something pretty nice!! #i think its pleasing to the eye #and yall the fevered frenzy i punched this out with i was ANTSY #now i will soon pass out and wake up at 5am again sdjhjk #gotta love those morning shifts #and i do genuinely #like around this time tho i get really anxious and start getting scared of being unconscious again for some reason #anyways #im down bad for this duck again sue me #OH also first appearance of the tail sdjgk

[garbagefireboy]

thinking thoughts about latino luffy

it is such a weird joy i’m just so happy. every time i remember, it makes me happy all over again lmao

#LUFFY IS LATINO #HE LOOKS LIKE ME #WE HAVE THE SAME HAIR #not to be dramatic #but i would die for iñaki godoy #that’s my fuckin son #i am so emotional over the. live action one piece #it’s 7am in the morning #i just love seeing latinos do cool shit #and this is a HUGE franchise #i’m so happy

[sodrippy]

essential tremor is such a sexy little condition i can always roleplay middle aged protagonist in his bathroom after a harrowing experience

#esp when ive got blood dripping down my finger yknow its so movie magic #<- gave myself the stupidest knife cut while prepping food for tomorrow #i was being so hot and smart its not even dinner for tonight thats SORTED #my body flooding w adrenaline over this as if im bleeding out like girl youre so dramatic #it will clot lets relax shall we. flip the salmon. dw about it #cant believe my luck i JUST put out a fresh dish towel this morning and now its got blood on it. ok.

[redpiperfox]

But mainly, and really:

#red's week in music #STORYTIME WITH RED GATHER ROUND KIDDOS! #was at kids club tonight and went in knowing little 8 year olds mom had her baby this morning and lil girl was now big sis if two #and knew she hadnt come from home bc her hair was a mess of someone who didnt know curls trying to do it lol #shes generally emotional and dramatic but we can all see that shes a lil more so tonight. understandably. lotsa change #well she kinda hinges on this one thing of not getting the verses said to earn a jewel bc she wasnt able to say them-- totally fine! we'll #practice and get them later! but shes distraught bc she worked on them with mum and wont get jewel so i keep telling her when we'll work on #them together and when ill listen to her and we can get it done. cool. then lesson time shes up and down sniffly and the lesson says smth #about childbirth-- bursts into disarray. i ask her if she wants to step out and we blow her nose and she keeps talking about the verse so i #tell her solutions for that and then shes working herself up so i work thru calming down and she goes from #“i think im mad” to “mom would let me do what i want!” and i know the real issue isnt the verse but thats what shes telling me so... #adult shes staying with cautiously steps in and she calms down to tell me “its not the verse... i think i miss my mom” #oh my heart i know honey i give her a hug and we talk about the sleeover shes going to have and when shes going to see mom #and shes sleeping next to lil sis so shes going to give sis a big hug and tell her theyre going to see mom in the morning #and then i ask her if she wants to go back and she does and i just hold her and hug her the whole time #i give her another squeeze when she leaves and tell her to enjoy her sleepover #her friend shes staying with i should not did a very sweet of coming over and saying “hey lookit this new book i got do you wanna color it #with me maybe?“ which was such an emotionally mature thing for her and to see lil kiddo cheer up warmed me #teachers we debriefed and talked about kids going thru stuff at home and not being able to tell and process their emotions and stuff #and then i shared with mum on the ride back and she goes “yup. lil toddler will just miss mom-- its trauma at this age. this is why i #panicked and called my mother to come for your sis's birth bc dad said he could handle you but my heart couldnt for what you would go thru.“ #i was six when my sister was born. my grandma being there before consistently made me giddly excited in that time waiting for dad to bring #us to the hospital. #anyway my heart was full and im praying extra hard for two lil girls in a sleepover missing their mom tonight. #red's personal sitcom #Spotify

[therealvalkyrie]

sweet dreams❤️❤️

#my parents just left on a two week vacation #so it’s just me and the dogs in the house #so I’m pretending y’all are over and we’re having a big sleepover<3 #so I’m not so lonely #I’m being dramatic it’s not that bad #anywayyyy just imagine I’m sleeping on ur couch or whatever #I’ll make pancakes in the morning!! #valkyrie talks