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sometimes I make him bald/short haired for no reason lol

#my art #dont feel like tagging im eepy #hes like a little doll I play hairdresser with

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'kill them with kindness' WRONG! Keelhauling ⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥⛵🪢💥

#.txt #this post was so hard to make bc I couldn't figure out the right emoji combination 😔 #this is the best I could come up with :( @ whoever makes emojis please add a keelhauling one 🙏

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fan art of tywin lannister if he was drawn by a 12 year old artist

#12 yo tyrion drawing vent art:

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sorry I got posessed by the wattpad demon I'm normal now (lying)

+alt version that didnt fit the #aesthetic but it better represents my #vision of them ^_^ hashtag couplegoals

#I am not immune to 'she can fix him'-ism. jk that's not why I like them #got #game of thrones #joffrey baratheon #margaery tyrell #my art #sorry 2 the marg fans I haven't drawn her in so long and this is what I give you. if it makes you feel better I'm also disappointed #ok jokes aside im actually really happy w the like. messy scrapbook vibe it was so fun :3 I need to do it more ^o^ #I'm so jealous of people who fill up their canvas like this n I finally did it yipeee #whats their ship name btw is it just a slightly misspelled version of one of their names that would be funny. does anyone even ship them #...I know what this looks like but um ackchually I like them in a ironypilled divorcecel way. it's different -_- #and I also like drawing them being cute but um its because ☝ um. well its fun :3

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'ahhhhh noooo grmm is putting his lactation kink in the books O.o my virgin eyessss >_<' just be grateful it's a lactation kink and not something else like at the end of the day the man just likes tits a bit too much. It could be worse.......

Like imagine if grrm was into feet and we had to read about how stinky everyone's feet were and instead of jonsnow eating pussy he sucked toes. Wouldn't that be fucked up

#.txt #I'm not saying you cant be uncomfortable with all the tits stuff I'm just saying. I was on deviantart. I've seen things #I remeber when I read an entire vore comic not knowing what vore was bc I like. wanted to see where it was going #finished it like. what was the point of that no plot or character growth just a woman being eaten by her pet snake 0/10 terrible story :/

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watched the green knight the other day and I swear to god there was a moment where I thought he had woken up in modern times bc the costumes were so bad 💀

#.txt #I was like yea sure why not. it was all a dream plot twist #the fucking margaerycore tiddies out dress 😭 #like I get its sorta fantasy but it looked so stupid. sorry

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looking up my art on asoiaf subreddits was a mistake girl what the hell 😭

#she's not even looking at him she's looking to the side like ��� #someone said I smol beanified the lannisters ok that's funny. I had a sensible chuckle

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s3 of Hannibal kinda got too up it's own ass for my tolerance. after the rematch between jack and hannibal, nothing else came close to interesting for me.

I cant even remeber if I got up to that part lol

#asks #anonymous #it hasnt been that long but i forgor #i think no but im not 100% sure #last thing I remember is that lady keeping the guy in the basement and then the guy died

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be cringe, pick a fight on twitter 💪

just went on a hater rant against beloved tv show hannibal on my priv I should post that on main and make people with meat emojis in their display name really get mad at me yes or no

#asks #anonymous #jk im not gonna do that #cannot think of a worse way to spend my day than fighting with 🌈🍖🔞💀🕊😈🥵🍆💦 bitches on twitter #except perhaps targ stans but at least sometimes they're funny #my hannibal opinion is that its fun for the silly gore and once you remove that you're left with a pretentious nothingburger. btw #also um. full disclosure i didnt finish it.................s3 was 2 boring for me sorry. I stand by my hater opinion tho #like there's gotta be a better show to put in the gay holy trinity with black sails & iwtv #i guess its bc they're all like. edgy gay shows with evil bitches as opposed to like the good omens type. but theres gotta be smth better #I understand the cultural significance of hannibals to tumblrinas. I just think its time to move on #this isnt a take im willing to die for if you wanna call me a dumb baby who doesnt understand subtle writing or smth ill be like ok sure #I just like being a hater :3

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cringe ass family ❤

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #tywin lannister #joanna lannister #cersei lannister #jaime lannister #tyrion lannister #joffrey baratheon #myrcella baratheon #tommen baratheon #2 many of them......8 whole guys... #one day I'll draw a proper family portrait but for now all you get is floating heads. at least this time they have shoulders #um tywin looks weird idk whats wrong with him. like physically i mean. think i made his eyes too big #ive decided to give all of them slay earrings ❤ except i couldnt figure out what 2 give tommen so he doesnt have them 😔 #he does have his ears pierced tho ☝ maybe he like just got it done bc hes a baby #im aware thats not how that hat works btw ik the hair's not supposed 2 be out. idgaf #my art

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ur last joff kinda looks like gollum

thanks ❤

#asks #anonymous #'weird little freak you feel kinda bad for' is the vibe I was going for ^_^

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weird little guy

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #joffrey baratheon #my art #idk I just wanted 2 draw baby joffrey being weird and offputting. likely place for him to be #when you're so mad at your dad you dissect his fursona #I <3 giving asoiaf characters cute little plushies of their house sigils idc if it's anachronistic #little baby joffrey makes me sad to think about he's my eraserhead baby...I could be a good mother...I could still save him :( #ok maybe not but I could definitely be a better father than robert I'd give him litte pats on the head and say 'I'm proud of you sport' #I could not save him but I could love him </3

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Whenever people talk about lack of media literacy they always bring up people who think a character doing bad things=the author endorsing said bad things which are very annoying but I feel like we're ignoring the opposite, equally annoying side of the discourse who think if you criticize the inclusion/depiction of dark/sensitive topics in any way it’s bc you’re a dumb baby who can’t separate fiction from reality. and it's like no I know I’m not supposed to clap and cheer at violence against women I’m criticizing how much of it there is. Idiot

#.txt #also sometimes a work DOES reflect the author's bigoted views lol #why are we acting like that's unherad of #anyway I thought about when I argued with d&d apologists over the way they adapted loras now I’m mad again #‘it’s not like the religious zealots were portrayed as good people what’s the issue’ #the issue is that storyline wasn’t in the book they went out of their way to make the one gay character be tortured for his sexuality #'why are you upset that bad things are happening to the characters' book loras got deepfried that's not what i have a problem with

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this is my son he died today 10 years ago 💔 fortunately I didnt like him much so its ok ^_^

#my art #hes been dead for 10 slutty slutty-wait no. 10 bitchless years #idk why cold wine would steam but um

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aegon is brokenstar coded (child fighting enjoyer) and joffrey is breezepelt coded do you think if they were warriorcats aegon would be joffrey's evil dark forest mentor

#.txt #would joffrey train in the dark forest tho I'm not sure. doesnt really seem like the type tbh #you know who would train in the dark forest. euron 100%. sorry I mean croweye #btw semi related but in warriocat au sandor is joffrey's kind of evil mentor who makes him beat the shit out of other apprentices #and the other warriors are like knock it off dude what the hell. and he goes on a rant about how they're raising a generation of kittypets #I mean this happened in canon basically lol #joffrey would be sooooo annoying as an apprentice btw hed be like im stormstar's son you have to do what I say :3 #and sandor (houndclaw) would be like that's not how it works dipshit I hate my job #stormstar is robert's leader name ofc. not sure what his warrior name would be but I like storm as a prefix #also bc dany is stormflight and I think it's kinda funny for them to have the same prefix. robert's like no doubles kill that baby right no #renly is stagleap stannis is something lame like blackfur idk #I know stagleap is a canon name stfu it's cool and it fits renly

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asoiaf twitter is so cool you can say 'I think the way you guys talk about gnc women is kinda weird can you maybe stop that' and you'll get people calling you a freak and a bitch

#.txt #yeah man very hinged response that makes you seem normal keep it up #my favorite was 'baela's already a tomboy why do you need more' you're right sorry I'm being greedy #by that logic you already have plenty of girly girls you'll be fine without rhaenyra #'but she wore pretty dresses she cant possibly have any sort of difficult relationship with gender' wait till you find out about cersei #btw guess who also wears pretty clothes and jewelry. like every nobleman ever #ned's such a girlygirl he loves fashion and dressing prettily (female trait)

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went to you twitter for the art but stayed for the fights, idk what others say but you are funny

Girl you’re not supposed to encourage me come on

#asks #anonymous #I need to stop picking fights on twitter it’s cringe. but it’s kinda fun icl #kind of hoping one of these days I slip up and tell someone to kts and my account gets terminated that’s the only way to get me to stop #<- JOKE SILLY JOKE SLASH J don’t accuse me of sending people death threats #the recent discourse made me come close ngl #the usual ‘let women be feminine’ bullshit but with added ‘butch/femme lesbian couples are heteronormative’ flavor. die one thousand deaths