#dragon lady lost several expensive vases that day

[justanothersimp21]

This is my take on that one story about a Princess being trapped in a closed off tower/castle by a humongous female dragon from Shrek because why not.

Lady D x Reader

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You let out a yawn and stretched your body, the sun rays spilling into your room signifying that it was finally morning.

“Princess Y/N!” A loud call from outside had you rolling your eyes in annoyance.

With a huff, you rolled out of bed and strutted over to your window, not caring that you were still wearing your nightgown. You peered down your tall tower to see a knight kneeling and staring straight up back at you on the stone pavement.

He had the typical short blonde hair and blue eyes. He definitely had some muscle but wasn’t outrageously muscular as some of the last knights that have tried to rescue you. If he were to stand, he would be around 6 foot.

He was handsome, you admit but definitely not your type.

“I have come to rescue you from the treacherous dragon!” He proclaimed with an ignorant smirk plastered on his face, waving his sword around as if it was a toy.

If you had to guess, he’s never even held a sword up until this very moment.

You leaned your cheek on your palm over the windowsill and smiled innocently down at him, “Is that so?”

The knight nodded his head eagerly and stood back up on his feet, “Yes, my princess!”

This poor guy.

“And what do you hope to gain if you happen to slay the dragon?” You inquire, still smiling sweetly despite the need to slap the obnoxious smirk off his face.

“Why, your hand in marriage, of course,” He replied easily, as if the answer was obvious. He sheathed his sword into the holster on his side before reaching into his pocket.

When he held out his hand again, a nice and simple diamond ring rested in his palm.

You cocked your eyebrow as he went back down to kneeling with a confident smile on his face, “Princess Y/N, would you do me the honor-”

“Woah, hold up there, Romeo,” You interrupt with a chuckle while waving your hand in a ‘stop’ motion, “You’re getting ahead of yourself. You need to slay the dragon first.”

“Oh right,” The knight cleared his throat and looked around warily, “Would you happen to know where the dragon is?”

His voice broke near the end of his question as he stood back up on his two feet, his posture exposing how nervous he was.

You had a feeling he was aiming to whisk you away without going anywhere near the dragon.

“No clue,” You shrugged before sending him a short wave, “Bye now.”

“Wait! Princess-”

You ignored his call and pulled down the blinds of the window before flopping back into your bed, a sigh of content leaving you as you pulled the covers over you.

As soon as you settled, a large arm enclosed around your waist, pulling you into a muscular yet soft body that was already resting on the bed.

“Another one of your champions?” A raspy voice murmured into your ear as the hold around your body tightened ever so slightly.

A genuine smile adorned your face as you nuzzled yourself into her cool neck, cuddling as close as you could. You let out a hum, “Yes, it’s another knight who’s looking to gain my hand in marriage by slaying you.”

The scent of roses eased your mind and made you relax wholeheartedly.

A low chuckle escaped her mouth as you felt long fingers gently massage your left hand, brushing against a certain piece of metal that you were wearing, “And does that knight happen to know that you’re already taken?”

“Am I?” You teased lightly before pulling away from her neck to meet her stare, “By who?”

“By who?” She repeated, golden suns narrowed at you before she lifted your hand to expose the glamorous ring on your finger that matched the same one on her own finger, “By me.”

“What a lucky girl I am then, hm?” You grinned cheekily as you gave her a surprise kiss on the lips then pulling away before she could reciprocate it.

She looked at you, stunned at your action. You sent her a wink and waited for her to do something.

A smirk arose on her face rather quickly. She cocked her eyebrow at you and lowered her voice to a husky whisper, “You’re just as insatiable as me, my darling.”

“How can I not be when I have a very gorgeous wife?” You rhetorically asked while eyeing her movements.

She maneuvered herself over you, her weight on her left hand and legs so she wouldn’t crush you. Her right hand gently palmed your face as she leaned in, “Mmm I can say the same.”

Just before she could capture your lips with hers, a large clatter coming from the lower floors interrupted her.

“Princess Y/N! I am here to rescue you!”

You rolled your eyes in annoyance and secondhand embarrassment at the knight’s familiar voice and the amount of crashes you heard. He definitely broke something expensive down there.

This type of stuff usually doesn’t happen because both of your daughters always gets to the knights first before they could even step foot inside the castle. Alas, they were spending the weekend at their aunt Donna’s meaning that the castle doors were basically unguarded.

An enraged hiss left your wife’s throat as she whipped her head to the closed bedroom door, as if she was expecting the knight to be right outside of it.

Her eyes burned slightly brighter in color showing off just how pissed off she was.

You watched as she clenched her jaw and her breathing got heavy. You carefully raised your right hand and massaged her cheek, trying to get her to look at you.

Getting your message, she turned away from the closed bedroom door to look back at you. As soon as you locked eyes, you sent her a gentle smile and leaned upwards, giving her a chaste kiss.

“Go on, Alci,” You murmur softly and pat her cheek, “I’ll be in here waiting for you…unless you want me to help?”

You question with a slight pout in your voice, you’ve always wanted to help get rid of the knights but both Alcina and your daughters refused because they worried about you getting injured.

“Thank you but I’ll handle it, darling,” Your wife placed a delicate kiss to your cheek before maneuvering off your body.

The warmth was now gone as you watched your wife slip out of the bed and approach the bedroom door. She reached out to open it while sending you a wink, sharp talons unsheathed from her right hand.

“I’ll be back before you know it, lubirea mea.”

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