#even when harry DOES rip someones soul out through their mouth it isnt badass

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it's so funny to me seeing art that tries to make harry and kim look badass or serious or whatever and this includes the game cover art. because in what world do the two of them look serious approaching anyone. like youre in revachol, youre a jamrocker (?) and a deep mistrust of the white rectangle has been bred into you, great. but how are you going to take them seriously when you can hear their conversation as they approach you and it's like "(audibly dehydrated & hungover) kim do you think the speedfreaks can even make *good* meth?" "detective, we are not letting them make meth." "no, sure, but say we did. do you think they'd be good at it?" "i think they'd be arrested for producing and distributing drugs." "if i helped them would you arrest *me*?" "you would not be helping them." "you didn't answer the question, kim." like they're stopped 10 feet away from you arguing over whether the short dude would arrest the hungover guy for helping some speedfreak cook meth in a church (??) and the one guy looks like he tripped and fell out of a '30s music video and the other is straight up LARPing like in what world would you find these 2 serious and badass.

#and then to be fair the disco wannabe walks up to you and yanks your soul out through your mouth with his questions #but that's not on first impression #i'm talking who is seeing harry thinking ah yes what a sensible and put together man. i shall respect him #even when harry DOES rip someones soul out through their mouth it isnt badass #he mostly says some stupid shit that rearranges your neurons and then trips over an ant and has a heart attack #kiwipost