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#excuse me who the fuck puts cottage cheese on a baked potato?!
18catsreading · 2 months
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Ally: cheese and grape jelly, are you fucking psychotic? Why would you do this to us?
Emily: it's just like the --
Lou: what the fuck is happening?
Emily: it tastes like the bacon is a little candied
Siobhan: I don't like grape-flavoured jelly
Ally: what is wrong with you?
Murph: Dude
Siobhan: oh my God he's crying
Lou: I'm not Murph, I don't stuff the whole thing in my mouth at one time. Brennan you've been silent.
Brennan: I move through life as a person, who I would say, for a person whose whole livelihood is based around adventures, I'm not a very adventurous person. Siobhan famously roasted me about I get the same hamburger every day. And in my head, sometimes I think --
Murph: every day?
Siobhan: every day, he gets the same hamburger --
Brennan: that restaurant closed down, so I don't --
Siobhan: yea because they made up, they pretended their meat was good, and in fact, it was bad.
Brennan: it was worse than they said it was, but I still liked how it tasted. The, uh, in my head I will imagine sometimes what a risk would be like, what a change would be like. And in my head I go "that change would be not my favorite." But then I go "am I a coward and closing myself off to new experiences?" And every time I expand my horizons, I get slapped in the face, and it is not fun. I will stick with plain breakfast sandwiches.
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