#fairy’s dilfventures

[iwaasfairy]

I’m so sorry that your date literally tried to eat your face, real men disappoint 😭😭 stick with Iwaizumi ‘the rock’ hajime (27) athletic trainer that fuck you like this instead, he won’t disappoint you >:((( 💞💞

If he loses the ugly ugly brown shirt I’ll even let him keep on the fanny pack just wear it backwards and use it as a gripping device

#pNNDNDKDMS thank you baby #I was vored #I was attacked #:((( I needed this omnsndkdkd #twt.vid #honey mail #fairy’s dilfventures

[iwaasfairy]

I’m fucking screaaming I’m telling u dilfs irl are such disappointments I went to dinner with this 36 yo and he was such a bad kisser lmao like bro you’ve had years of practice nd experience what happened ??? well I hope you’ll dream of iwa the daddy king tonight 🧚🏻‍♀️

Exactly exaCTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!! Years of practice and no results >:(( how do you even manage that? I did read a lot of Iwa stuff to make up for it though so I’m over it but yeah,, I’m not surprised

#three for three on irl dilfs being disappointments #smh my head #the guy offered me a job though pJDDHCJJDJDJ #don’t know how I feel about that one but yeah #honey mail #fairy’s dilfventures

[iwaasfairy]

you guys you guys he has the brightest blue eyes I’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life omFGGHEKRKDKS

#fairy’s dilfventures #ring ring

[iwaasfairy]

HE LICKED YOUR MAKEUP OFF?? - foxgirl anon

I felt like I got vored. There are no other words. I sure hope he got makeup taste as pushiment for my poor moutf

#I know it sounds like I’m exaggerating #buT IT WAS THE WORST KISSES IVE EVER HAD #I FELT TRAPPED N LIKE A SLUG WAS ATTACKING MY MOUTH #IM SO #i like priding myself on being a good kisser and that just wasn’t fucking it chief #honey mail #foxgirl nonnie #fairy’s dilfventures

[iwaasfairy]

Maaaaan I feel you on that! Guy I hooked up with had such HUUUUUGE ass lips! I was so into it until he went for a kiss! Went I like normal, then all of a sudden, squish! His bottom lip was half on my chins/lip, top on my nose lip. I shoved him back so fast!! Um, no sir, I'm here for my second set of lips to be ate, not those!

PDUDYWTRICGOHOHLG OMG you shoved him?? PLS I could not do that I get scared they’ll get upset pfffff I fake it till I make my escape and they never hear from me again 🥶

#yDDRIDUFIFG THE DESCRIPTION HAS ME REELING. FUATIEYDOGLGKPH PLS #big soft lips can be really nice to kiss if they know what they’re doing #but when it’s mouth over mouth like that I #SATSSJFKGOFJ HELP NO WAYUCHDJDJC #honey mail #fairy’s dilfventures

[iwaasfairy]

OH NOOO DID YOUR SESSION GO BAD??? 😭

There was no session bc my guy is a whole 35 and doesn’t even know how to kiss well and,, like I’m not one to judge easy,,,, but it was so bad that I was genuinely like >_> on the inside the entire time after and I was too polite to pull away when he went in for a second and third one. But I couldn’t get over it so eventually I found an excuse and went home ; ^;

#I am so #:/ #fairy’s dilfventures #honey mail #can not be with a man when he can’t kiss #I’m sorry #that’s unacceptable

[iwaasfairy]

Fairy....i cant even imagine the horror of a man licking off my makeup im so sorry

Maybe I was being a bit dramatic but tHATS WHAT IT FELT LIKE

#I was honestly ;;; nawncawned #okay no #lemme not even play #it was just so forceful and uncomfortable I was hunched in like crazy to escape and it didn’t work pNNDDJDKKD #cherry help me #bby #>n> #cherry 🍒 #honey mail #fairy’s dilfventures

[iwaasfairy]

wait what happened??

You know that scene in venom where he licks the guy’s face? That’s what I felt like. I felt like the face-being-licked guy

#honey mail #fairy’s dilfventures #I’m pretty sure he got makeup in his mouth now

[iwaasfairy]

MORE DILF ADVENTURES PLSSSSS!! You could date all the dilfs in the world and im pretty sure we’d still wanna hear about it! Anyways have fun and stay safe 😘

Thank you so much sweet angel I could kISS you 💘💞💕 this is the energy I strive for honestly

#honey mail #fairy’s dilfventures #!!! #ty ty mWUAH

[iwaasfairy]

Urgghhhh thats happened to me a couple of times 😒 one guy just went straight in with the tongue so i bit him by accident (and then people made fun of me like i didnt know how to kiss??? Like dude??? He just stuck his tongue right in there with no warning, hes lucky i didnt spit on him and kick him in the balls) and another guy who just opened and closed his mouth, but he had a big mouth so even when he closed his mouth it wasnt closed and it felt like i was drowning and he just shoved his tongue around and 🤮 it was gross. And every guy i have ever kissed has always at some point (even if they have been a good kisser generally) opened their mouth like stupidly wide and just made it weird. Why do they like that?!?! I doNT UNDERSTAND!!!

LLMDJDKEMSKD HELP THIS IS SO

#iMD. DJEKENENSKSKDKSNSLS WHY ARE THEY LIKE TIIS #🤢🤢🤢🤢 yuck #honey mail #fairy’s dilfventures

[iwaasfairy]

i feel like we are on facetime rn with the dilf hunt but oh god i’m so sorry.,,, i cant believe he licked ur makeup….

It’s gossip hour babe,, he was pretty okay up until the kisses and his blue eyes suddenly didn’t look so blue

#pKDNNDRKKSn I’m so melodramatic but #idk it was such a turnoff pKSNNDKSKS #IT CANT JUST BE ME WHO FINDS KISSING A RWALLY IMPORTANT PART OF FOREPLAY #like making out #; ^; idk man i'm just;;; #fairy’s dilfventures

[iwaasfairy]

>;((

#why >:((( #unfair #iM SO #GRRRRRR IM #I want Iwa other men only disappoint #ring ring #fairy’s dilfventures

[iwaasfairy]

OMG im so sorry fairy, I just read your make up liking and- do guys sometimes forget woman wear make up? Is that it? Do they think woman have natural extremly long eyelashes flawless skin and what not??????

I don’t know what the thought was. He like— like - I CANT EXPLAIN IT WELL BUT HE HELD jdjndsmsn he held my head really awkward and then just leaned in so hard and his tongue was all up way too hard in my mouth no leadup no nothing just full force attack,, and then the lips were like over mine so honestly he might’ve gotten some foundation and highlighter and I don’t even feel bad

#:((( upsetting #honey mail #fairy’s dilfventures

[iwaasfairy]

oh noooo fairy 😭😭😭

Saddening. Upsetting :/ not surprising

#I’m sorry for the dilf hunters like me it’s 3/3 for not passing the second date #pNDNNDNDKSKS #honey mail #fairy’s dilfventures