#family Funtime 🥺

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the mtr dh and bat seiyuu had their group post 9th live funtime vid released last week and in it:

they played this game where given a set of topics, all nine would have to vote on who fit said topic best!!! if they were chosen, they’d move on to the next round and those not chosen lost the game lol. this would go on until the last two standing!!!

hayami-san chose the topic ‘who is the biggest scaredy-cat??’

all of them decided they would appeal to the theme in order to sway votes lol

sakakihara: ooh me!! 👋 i wake up in the middle of night all the time because i’m scared i’m late for something!!

kawanishi: 👋 so i know we’re on the same team but i’m terrified of kuroda-san 💀

kuroda: HEY NOW 💢

hayama: 👋 haunted houses are waaay to scary to enter~ 🥺🥺🥺

iwasaki: liar!!!!!

hayami: 👋 manjuu buns are terrifying

the program: *this is a manzai reference*

totto: 👋 i’m terrified of showing up to a job and there’s no script reading

everyone: yeah

so they vote lol and the ones who move on to the next round are kijima, totto, kawanishi, iwasaki, kuroda and sakakihara (who amassed four votes total lmao)

all of dh voted for sakakihara-san lmao

hayama-san was the only one who voted for iwasaki-san so when asked why he told him, ‘when we performed division rep battle, any time i try to make eye contact, your eyes dart away lol’

iwasaki:🧍‍♂️

sakakihara: our leader is wildly intense 😅

just as hayama-san started to wrap up round one, hayami-san suddenly flipped his answer to takeuchi-san with a drawing that nearly killed him and here’s my artistic recreation of it

hayami-san kept his original choice of kuroda-san tho lmao

on to round two!!!! iwasaki-san chose the topic ‘who do you think will live the longest??’

kijima: 👋 actually my family all have long life spans!! my grandmother is 102 years old 🙂

totto: it’s true!!! it’s that amazing???

kawanishi: why are you acting like you’re representing the kijima family

sakakihara: 👋 i drink a lot of peach wine!!! (peaches are a fruit of longevity in asian folktales)

kuroda: 👋 i smoke a lot 😎

iwasaki: 👋 i laugh a lot and laughter is always the best medicine!!!!!

kuroda: *gestures to sakakihara-san* we’ll drink to that 😎

iwasaki: how about you kawanishi-san???

kawanishi: me?? yeah i wonder about me…..

they vote lmao and kijima, totto, kawanishi and iwasaki advanced to round three!!!

kuroda: man it looks like our drinking wasn’t good enough for this one 😎😎😎

sakakihara: 😅😅😅

hayama-san, with sakakihara-san supporting the choice in his lead up, chose the topic, ‘out of everyone who has the best ass??’ LOL

for this one, tho only votes from the four finalists count, everyone decided they wanted to vote too so they did lmao

kawanishi-san unintentionally appealed by saying he was wearing a thong under his tight pants lol

kuroda-san voted for himself 😎

hayami-san voted for totto and included more art so here’s another artistic rendition

the winners were both iwasaki-san and kawanishi-san!!!!!

all of bat voted for kawanishi-san lmao like why wouldn’t they when he taps that during what a osaka lmao

kuroda-san tried to piggyback on their victory like osaka has the best asses which prompted hayama-san to bring up bat is the ✨ass✨ division as bad ass temple

tho that doesn’t mean their asses are good since it’s bad ass lmao

hayami: *looking at his pic* you know i should put some underwear on this…………

hayami:

everyone and especially totto: THE UNDERWEAR IS SO HIGH?????

totto: *draws the real length on hayami-san’s pic lmao*

#this is vee speaking #i knew i wanted to draw hayami-san’s masterpieces which is why i procrastinated putting this out #and wound up just doing them on my phone with my finger LMAO #the hayama stans on my feed who are kinda obsessed with him too were so hyper focused on his and iwasaki-san’s interactions here lmao #my feed: AND HOW DO YOU KNOW HAYAMA-SAN IS LYING???? DID YOU TWO GO TO A HAUNTED HOUSE AT SOME POINT 👀👀👀 #my feed: OH SO IWASAKI SAN COULDNT HANDLE THE HEAT HAYAMA SAN COOKS WITH HUH???? #hayama oshis lmao #the bad ass division thing makes me weep lmao but anything i have to say is not family friendly so let’s not be a weirdo lmao #but the lost in translation is what’s really making me cry lmao it means y’all are cool dammit!!!!! no bat butts slander!!!!!!! 😭😭😭 #hayami-san sure is a man ain’t he lmao #c: seiyuu stuff

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Y’know what now that I think about it more your description of my CTW Funtime Freddy as “Maurice now has one more crackhead kid to deal with” is legitimately perfect. I have been envisioning Funtime Freddy as the horrible family dog all day and it’s hilarious. He curls up and sleeps at the foot of Maurice’s bed, snaps the frame in two, and can’t stand back up because of the limitations of his mechanics meaning he does NOT have the mobility for that, and Maurice has to physically splay him out on the floor without breaking off any more parts and ask Millie to call Sarah- the way stronger one of the two in my hc- to help him pick Freddy up off the floor. He scares the shit out of Annabel Lee for shits and giggles and it takes them two straight minutes to detangle her claws from his matted ass dirty fur. Middle of the night, everyone’s asleep and Freddy’s eyes snap open suddenly, their one warning is him exclaiming “oh boy, 3AM!” And then he’s going fucking wild tapping his legs and moving around with the most grating mechanical screeching and garbling his speech like hell in the most horrible rendition of the circus world jamboree you’ve ever heard in your life until Millie comes downstairs with a crowbar and the rage of a thousand suns in her eyes for being woken up. Millie wakes up that morning and finds Maurice making pancakes, he smiles at her, but before he can say good morning, Funtime Freddy practically screeches “GOOD MORNING, LAMBCHOP! WE’RE MAKING FUNTIME SPECIAL BABYCAKES!” Millie narrows her eyes, “what the hell are babycakes?” Maurice sighs, visibly and audibly exhausted, “they’re just normal pancakes, but he’s been looming over me all the while like a stalker.” “AND THEY HAVE MY HAIR IN THEM!” “I have tried my very best to keep his fur out of them.” The trash can has at least four half cooked pancakes with chunks of dirty white fur sticking out.

That description at the end gives me pain-

Help why is this so adorable though- 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#asks #answered #valleyfthdolls

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Ok u mentioned having Millie’s grandpa hcs so hit me with those bc lowkey like ur ctw stuff is a comfort for me now and I love Maurice :]

HFFHKGDVJ Maurice is such a comfort character for me as well and I’m honored that my CTW content is a comfort for you sfhjfdgh-

-Definitely an emo kid when he was Millie’s age

-His parents were terrible people, which is why he’s so deathly protective over Millie now

-He was a nervous wreck around the time Millie was born, and decided immediately that he would die for her when she was born

-He married the “quiet girl tm” because she was the only one not to bully him for his looks, or family issues

-He’s the embodiment of the “hidden badass” trope

-Closeted bi because of his parents, and not really knowing what he was since it wasn’t really taught when he was a teen

-Dude really went from “tough emo top” to “precious old cinnamon bun, old man who’s too good for this world, a total bottom for his killer robot bear bf” lol

-Very jumpy, squeaks if surprised

-If you surprise him in the middle of the night though his first reflex will be to hit you over the head with the closest object

-Absolutely melts if you play with his hair

-Still hates his high school bullies, and needs to physically remove himself from the area if he sees them, since a fistfight would be sure to break out otherwise

-Understands absolutely nothing about Gen Z culture, and is too scared to ask

-If you make him cry, then you will have approximately a ten second head start to run, before Millie steals your kneecaps

-A complete softie, his childhood friends sometimes wonder if he’s even the same person they met in middle school

-He tilts his head if he’s confused, similar to how a puppy would 🥺

-Still has his emo era stuff, and secretly still buys emo stuff

-Has surprisingly not killed anyone, just seriously maimed them

-Half the people in town respect him because of his teaching work, while the other half fear him for obvious reasons

-If you hurt his family in any way, he will never forgive you and make your life a living hell in any way he can

-He would bury his face in the crook of his wife’s neck when the two were dating cuz he’s a touch starved bean, and he still does that with CTW Funtime Freddy

-If he’s suddenly just silent af, then that means you probably screwed up and should start running

-He’s Millie’s emotional support parental figure, and is the only one able to calm her down when she reaches a certain level of anger

-He goes to parent teacher conferences when Millie’s parents can’t for whatever reason, and usually start with him being all “what did she do this time?”

-Honestly has no idea how tf he got a teaching job all those years ago, since juvie was like a second home for him when he was a teen

-Absolutely touch starved and needs affection

-Most likely internally screaming half of the time

#i love him can you tell #asks #answered #soapiewaltened