#finds G-d but only on the high holidays 😂

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My dad all year: fairly secular like the rest of us, doesn’t keep kosher, doesn’t really observe Shabbat, the occasional temple service.

My dad on Yom Kippur: *putting on a kippah* hello family yes I am fasting and don’t ask me money questions. I am now extremely devout for the next 24 hours

#mod des #😂😂😂 #not super religious jews on Yom Kippur be like #ah shit I better set this year up right #like bruh if G-d is real he can definitely see you eating that bacon and sinning the rest of the year😂 #no judgement tho I just think it’s funny how my dad without fail every year #finds G-d but only on the high holidays 😂 #I try to do Shabbat every Friday night just as a comforting ritual because I’m pretty agnostic #and I host picnics for all the holidays except this year for new years stuff I’ve just been so busy with the new semester #and a new apartment #and there was a wedding that we got back from late Friday so I couldn’t plan anything for Rosh Hashanah #but anyway my dad does like the whatever the Jewish version of Pascal’s wager is but only on holidays 😂 #I can’t fast for medical reasons even if I wanted to tho lmao