#frejaposting

[clownforce99]

freja and rex do meet outside of work but only once and it’s because rex has tracked fives to her apartment after an evening out at 79′s (fives much more drunk than he's supposed to be, hiding from the consequences in the bathroom) and freja deliberately makes as it awkward as possible because hey, maybe rex will just leave? which works, and now rex breaks into an anxiety-induced cold sweat every time he thinks about it

#frejaposting #rex: ma'am have you seen an arc trooper with a 5 tattooed on his head? #freja: oh you mean fives? no but if you find him before i do tell him to stop leaving the toilet seat up. i keep falling in #(listen im exhausted just use your imagination to think up something TRULY mortifying) #it's what rex deserves :) #it takes EVERYTHING that fives has to keep quiet. he does NOT leave the seat up thank you very much. KHAJIIT IS INNOCENT OF THIS CRIME

[clownforce99]

im putting freja on coruscant for at least 1/3rd of the war so she can take psychic damage from the planet’s rancid vibes and also do press conferences :)

#frejaposting #can you fucking imagine?

[clownforce99]

freja does one press conference in the senate building with shitty civilian police bodyguards before relentlessly bribing commander fox with food so that he might deign to assign a trooper or two to her security detail next time

#frejaposting #it doesnt really work but he likes food that isnt ration bars and he wants to see how long freja will keep trying #freja hopes fox will ban her from the senate for being so fucking annoying about it. harassment of an officer or something #that way at least she wouldnt have to do any more press conferences. she might even lose her job! imagine! #then she'd have to cook him a full course thank-you dinner but that's a small price to pay for freedom #sometimes fox is concerned that she may just poison him out of frustration when she realizes he's not going to budge #but on the Bad Days he's ambivalent about that prospect

[clownforce99]

@tx-828​ freja digs the frilled lizard look that arc troopers have

#frejaposting #since i still dont know how to actually work fives n echo into freja's timeline i'm just gonna make that canon #she does not remember exactly how they met or why they started talking but they're in her life now and she cant do anything about it #they just spawned in her shitty little office the way skeletons keep spawning in my minecraft base no matter how many torches i put down

[clownforce99]

freja can use force telekinesis but only to uncontrollably launch things at 300mph

#frejaposting #she used to be able to control it properly but when she got placed in the explorcorps they were like DONT TOUCH THINGS WITH YOUR BRAIN #OR THE SHIP WILL EXPLODE #so her control atrophied pretty bad #i dont think i want her to kill her way out of o66 but this is how she'd do it if she had to. YEET

[clownforce99]

Freja: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

#incorrect quotes #LAST ONE IM SORRY #frejaposting

[clownforce99]

floor time with freja and other things. ignore how bad her scarf clips with her neck in the lightsaber one :)

#I FORGOT TO SAVE THE ONE WHERE SHE'S ON THE GROUND. GONNA GO DIE MAD ABOUT IT #frejaposting #'hey who left this saber heEEERE WHY IS IT RED? OH STARS-'

[clownforce99]

Echo: Fives, I'm sad.

Fives: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.

Freja: Fox, I'm sad.

Fox, nodding: mood.

#frejaposting

[clownforce99]

Fives: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Freja: You people already know too much about me.

Echo: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

#frejaposting #not canon due to timeline discrepancies but still 100% in character #freja goes from this attitude to 'actually being alone sucks. i have decided to turn my living room into a hostel' in record time

[clownforce99]

if you were friends with two guys and one killed the other with a blaster would that be fucked up or what

#frejaposting #i really dont have the fortitude to make this emotionally impactful but i need you to think about it #because its been in my head lately and. idk. like how do you even process that #desperately trying not to make light of it but if i WERE to make light of it i'd say that fox doesnt even return freja's casserole dish

[clownforce99]

freja’s came-back-wrong gimmick is bright, cheery smiles and neurotypical eye contact

#anyone who knows her is terrified but for everyone else it's an improvement #she also might be killing and eating people but who cares lol #frejaposting

[clownforce99]

#frejaposting #today is computer for more than ten minutes day #as such you will suffer my wrath <3 #WOE! ART BE UPON YE #idk what if freja turned evil. idk. this image has been haunting me #just had to get it out of my brain before i exploded

[clownforce99]

cringefail playlist wip for freja. 100% incoherent. if you see this, consider it an invitation to send me music recs

the moon will sing - the crane wives

all of it. just. the whole thing

every day is exactly the same - poor man’s poison

yes it is a folk/bluegrass/country/whatever cover of a Nine Inch Nails song that i picked specifically so it fits the vibes of the playlist, no i cannot be stopped, no i cannot be reasoned with, next question.

cassandra - florence+the machine

hate the spoken word bit but the rest of it slaps. 'i try to still look with wonder on the world / as the roses bloom / and the riot van still plainly in view’ i am exploding.

what do it mean - lord huron

‘try though I might, I was never a believer’ i continue to explode. (she does not get it together nor does she live forever)

featherweight - fleet foxes

extremely important to the identity of the playlist because of the bird calls at the end. there’s also some singing but i didnt listen

part like waves - psapp

freja & beans best friends forever! oop nvm he’s gone... freja & fordo besties 4 life! just kidding neither of them can maintain a relationship. freja & echo best friends forev- welp he’s dead. freja & fives best fr. frien. please stop dying

not everything grows - shakey graves

it sure fuckin dont my dude

#frejaposting #now is a great time to mention nobody tells freja that echo is still alive <3 #echo cant get in contact with her for a while and by that point it's order 66 time and he assumes she gets killed #she does not and its real funny. they should meet again at some point but idk how yet :^) #like MAYBE he doesnt tell her at all! and then they can be the spiderman pointing meme. but that doesnt really track w/ echo as a person

[clownforce99]

ZILLO BEAST ARC

i always remember this happening so much later in the series but its like... 21bby. anyways

Okay so Freja's definitely there for this one. The only other concurrent conflict that I'm aware of is the Onderonian civil war, which began the previous year, and she wasn't even asked to consult there when that fight started so she's got nowhere else to be.

Her presence doesn't change the outcome, though. She largely agrees with Windu in that they should spare the Zillo's life, but points out that they can't just dump it in some foreign outer rim ecosystem and hope for the best. Introducing and naturalizing wildlife is a complex nightmare, and in Freja's professional opinion, if they can't convince the Dug to spare the Zillo then they will likely have to kill it should they want the treaty signed.

She posits that perhaps if they posed it as a moral dilemma about interfering with the Dug's cultural traditions as opposed to following tHe JeDi wAy, they might have had ground to stand on if Generals Windu and Skywalker chose to withhold assistance in slaying the beast... but alas, that ship has sailed.

Windu is not impressed.

(She also suspects this isn't the very last of its species, in spite of previous reports of extinction; what a coincidence that The World's Last Zillo Beast was hanging out directly beneath their feet, completely undetected by the Dug, the GAR, and the Separatists! Yeah, nah. Freja's not about to say anything, though, because her suspicion is founded only on her having A Feeling about it and quite frankly it would just serve to cause problems.)

Anyways her complaints are overruled especially about shipping the Zillo beast to Coruscant, and since she's only an advisor, Freja wasn't involved in the study/experimentation. She's actually on the fucking subway when the Zillo beast escapes and is stuck there for the duration of the event because the railway shuts down and has an absolutely abysmal time. Thank god for that though, because if Freja had been in earshot of Anakin saying it was 'our mistake' she would have blown a gasket. The only person responsible was the Grand Shitter Chancellor Palpatine.

#frejaposting #side note: freja is neutral on mace windu which is a lot because he's a jedi #but as far as anakin goes given the legal opportunity freja would push him out of a moving speeder

[clownforce99]

Ask game! Share five random facts about your ocs that you haven’t shared yet!!!

one day i will learn brevity, but it is not this day

freja's force abilities revolve around sensing and projecting emotions, which i mentioned she uses to be a dick to jedi. she primarily developed this as a tool for dealing with wild animals, however, and is really REALLY good at projecting 'hello dont mind me i am Friend' vibes but never uses it on actual people.

this isn't a hard fact yet but im thinking the actual oc im working on (romy) is the one who smuggles freja off of coruscant during o66 because OF COURSE she's on fucking coruscant of all places, not some convenient backwater planet where she can just walk off into the woods never to be seen again. far too easy that would be

romy worked for some shady people doing shady things, and 'retired' after her employers tried to have her killed when they decided she had seen too much. romy was basically crime scene clean up but she got there before the cops :)

freja's life plan went like this: be old enough to safely leave the order ---> actually leave the order ---> ??? ---> profit! except when 'be old enough to leave' rolled around, she realized she still had basically zero marketable skills and literally no connections outside of the jedi and also no fucking money. freja wormed her way into making the order pay for her tuition, positing that she'd serve as a liaison between the service corps (and functionally, the rest of the jedi) and the intergalactic zoological society. the plan after that was to just take the education and run, but uh... yeah.

most of freja's wardrobe is secondhand. there, i did it. a short fact.

#frejaposting #also sorry this took so long #normally you'd be correct in assuming i don't have anything else to be doing #but today i did. absolutely bizarre

[clownforce99]

definitely shouldnt be frejaposting while i am so deliriously tired but qi’ra is freja’s younger half sister. they never meet

#pa just cant keep it in his pants i guess #freja was born 46 or 47 bby #qi'ra in 31 bby. that's 16 or so years between them #truly the only thing they have in common is their father's genetics #and home planet #'but what' you ask me 'is the point of setting this up if nothing ever comes of it?' #simple. if i have to think about solo then so do you #suffer as i have suffered