#fun fact. despite becoming a cb fan in 2017 i didn't know his name was a pun until 2019 💀💀 bc that's when i started psychology class-

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yknow. the one flaw of cortex's name is that it makes it absolutely impossible to find written content of him outside of ao3

#i'm talking either fic or just posts mentioning him #i search any variation of his name on tumblr or google and get bombarded by psychology articles 💀💀💀 #i've blocked SO many of those health/armchair psychology blogs just to filter them out of the search. they make up 80% of my blocklist #like for the love of god you could at LEAST spell 'neocortex' properly (as one word) if you want to talk psychiatrics. it'd make it easier- #-for everyone :/ #not to mention that 3/4 of those posts are either scams or shitty self-help #just let me view my shitty pathetic scientist in peace :( #ramble #fun fact. despite becoming a cb fan in 2017 i didn't know his name was a pun until 2019 💀💀 bc that's when i started psychology class- #-in ibdp so in english #i'm like sitting there in class and we're starting to learn brain anatomy #and the teacher points to a part and goes 'so of course here we have the neocortex-' #and i'm pretty sure my brain just froze for a few minutes #it was so funny