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hit post alert, everyone

i'm abt halfway through season 1 of tma (i think?) and i just wanted to say it's so fucking funny how jon puts his whole archivussy into voice-acting every story, then after 20 minutes of stellar in-character acting he just goes "well that was fucking stupid innit, seek psychiatric help lmfaoo" and ends the episode

#self reblog #the magnus archives #tma #but also i just listened to Hive and nvm. there's just something wrong with him i think #(​i choose to believe he's just built different bc that's funnier)

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

#reblog #strawberries blueberries raspberries :)

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My liege, I bring news from beyond the hellsite. Yes. They twinkified him and made him white. Mhm. I’m sorry, my liege, the mistranslations have gone too far. I shall start dad-bodding this man as soon as I leave your sight. What’s that? You want me to make him trans as well? In which direction, your highness? It doesn’t matter? Well said, my lord. I shall commence at once.

#reblog #heisenberg

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

#reblog

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#reblog #oh so it's not just me

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i'm abt halfway through season 1 of tma (i think?) and i just wanted to say it's so fucking funny how jon puts his whole archivussy into voice-acting every story, then after 20 minutes of stellar in-character acting he just goes "well that was fucking stupid innit, seek psychiatric help lmfaoo" and ends the episode

#im so sorry it cracks me up #theater kid core #ramble #the magnus archives #jonathan sims

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ok guys i'm at MAG10 so far. when is the whimpering gonna come in

#/silly #ramble #the magnus archives

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btw wtf kind of combination "touch starved" and "hates pda" even is. brain what do you expect me to do

#i only feel comfortable with affection (esp physical) if noones watching. what am i supposed to do. #am i supposed to schedule meet-ups at my house specifically for hugging #ramble #this is probably a me problem im a little fucked #but anytime im given pda i feel eithat like 1) im showing weakness (bad) 2) im being objectified/treated like a pet or 3) im being shown off #none of these are objectively true but im still viscerally uncomfortable for some reason #//edit: wtf is 'eithat'

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

#reblog

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ive discovered the wonders of obliterating your cervix on accident

#agony #all i wanted was to use a fuckjnhg tampon im gonna throw iup #ramble #personal #tmi #i am sharing this with the world bc ouch oof owie and also another impressive cringefail by yours truly

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hm. maybe being home alone at night wasn't the best time to give tma a try

#i only listened to anglerfish and i think im done for today💀 #ramble #i'm usually not freaked out easily but god it's different when you're alone

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serial unaliver takes me out every fucking time

#reblog #isnt this like the plot of bluebeard

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he looks like a dumb animal trying to sniff you

#reblog #crash bandicoot #neo cortex #FAV

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Greetings.

hii

#ask #blazepandaartz #tf2 #im very proud of capturing this one /j

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i like your worst fried egg. how did that even happen

1) i think i didn't heat the pan up enough

2) i was trying to spread the white into a thin layer while also not breaking the yolk, and i tried that by tilting the pan while it was still fluid, and it did That

#i was frying it for my ramen (where i mix the raw yolk in) #ask #im so sorry im only responding to the asks now i interacted with one irl person for a moment and my social battery died

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i don't normally ask for asks, but :(

#i have suddenly turned into a sad yet social animal and need to interact. sorry /lh #ramble

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im sad :(

#feel lonely for whatever reason #im probably gonna get period or something #but #:(( #ramble