COD Incorrect Quotes
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Price: WILL YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE?!?
Y/N: WELL I'M TRYING BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE SO GOD DAMN HOT I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED!!!
Price: WELL- Wait- what did you just say?
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Y/N: There's more than one way to skin a cat!
König, confused and horrified: What?!?
Y/N: It's just an expression.
König, still slightly horrified: Oh ok-
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Gaz: Gonna give you a goodnight kiss! Platonically.
Y/N: Gonna give ya goodnight cuddles! Platonically.
Gaz: Wake up in the morning and make you coffee! Platonically.
Y/N: Wake up and-
Laswell, irritated: For the love of God will you two please admit that you're in love with each other and stop this 'platonically' bullshit.
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Alex: Keep your filthy thoughts about my dad to yourself!!!
Y/N: ....
Alex, realizing what he just said: Wait- That's not-
Y/N, excitedly running off: CAPTAINNNN!!! ALEX CALLED YOU HIS DADDDDD!!!
Alex: DAMN IT Y/N GET BACK HERE!!!
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König: *Holds his hand out to Y/N for them to take it*
Medic|Y/N, confused: .... Oh I get it!
Medic|Y/N: *Hands him a lollipop*
König: .... Thank you but no-
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Soap and Y/N both singing: CaLiFoRnIa GiRlS~
Ghost: Oh dear God there's two of them.
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Roach, signing: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Civilian|Y/N: Yeah!!! What could possibly go wrong with an innocent little nerf war?
*Awhile later, Y/N hiding behind a bush while Soap and Ghost fist fight each other instead of using their nerf guns like they were supposed too.*
Civilian|Y/N: Oh dear God... I have so many regrets.
*Roach finds Y/N*
Civilian|Y/N: Oh thank God it's you!
Roach, raising his nerf gun: ....
Civilian|Y/N: Wait no please! Have mercy!
Roach, chuckling: *Shoots Y/N right in the forehead*
Civilian|Y/N: Owwww!!! Dude, what the hell?!?
Roach, signing: I win.
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Baseball, a babysitter, and the box under the baseboards.
Summary:
They're happy. Their families are thriving and Keegan and Roach are finally healed and happy. The newest addition to their family- Elle, has been a godsend in taking care of their youngest Logan. As time progresses, and she becomes more intertwined with family she takes a step forward to put one last demon to rest.
A/N:
This is a fanfiction of a fanfic, for those of you (with great taste) who have read the Soldiers Eyes series, specifically the last part- All the Good Things. This is a super self-indulgent fic I wrote of what I thought would happen later. Au of an Au of an Au type deal. Just a one-and-done, there will be no extension to this.
Words: 23,445
Status: Unedited
Tags:
The Dove isn't dead, yet. - Gore - Child Loss - Angst- Torture - Happy Ending - Keegan P. Russ - Omegaverse (Kinda) - A/B/O Dynamics - Simon Riley x John Mactavish - Keegan P. Russ x Gary Sanderson - This is fucked up - hunting - death of animals - explicit depictions of violence
Balls: Fat
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09' Ghost, into his radio: "ROACH! ROACH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?? RESPOND!"
09' soap:"how the hell is he going to respond when he can't fucking talk!"
09' Ghost :"he'll make someone else do it"
09' soap: "that's the stupidest thing I have heard all day."
A random man over their radios :"EAST HALLWAY! PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KI-"*gunshot*
09' Ghost, with heart eyes:"see, I told you!"
09' Soap:
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