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the-institute-rpg · 5 months

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➤ OPEN: GEORGIA, 816, GUARD, AMAZON

FULL NAME: Georgia Messina NICKNAME(S): None PRONOUNS: She/Her BIRTHDAY: April 9, 1207 AGE: 816 STATUS: Guard SPECIES: Amazon SPECIAL POWERS: None SEXUALITY: Pansexual I AM A: Dominant I WANT A: Switch/Submissive TURN-ONS: Rough sex, toys, ropes, impact play, sensory deprivation, bondage, pet play, leashes, power play, exhibitionism, voyeurism, edging/orgasm control, body worship, TPE, breath play TURN-OFFS: Bad hygiene, poor self esteem, degradation/humiliation, bathroom play

➤ BIOGRAPHY

Georgia was destined for greatness from her birth. Her family history was told to her every night--where most children would get fables, she would get truths. Her mother was a brave Amazon, who had seen countless wars in her 300 years before she had Georgia, and her father an army general in the Byzantine Empire. Of course, nothing lasts forever, and her father was killed in battle when she was quite young - which meant Georgia had a life well lived in the company of other Amazons, chosen women of the gods who, in their particular commune, were extremely particular about the causes they went to battle for. She trained every single day, and grew into an unstoppable warrior. Her mother instilled in her the most important thing humanity needed to survive - balance. People died and were born every day, and others had the scales tipped in their favor, or away from it. Her extended family of female warriors believed that the cause must be just, must be about maintaining the balance of the world. And for centuries, even as Georgia forged her own path, it was the mindset she maintained. Of course, the world got more civilized and she was not needed for wars and callings of the gods so much anymore, but her intimidating figure and presence was often one that would grant her more advantages than the average woman. Georgia never quite felt fulfilled, though. The supernatural community was always at some sort of war with each other, that was old news - and not something she particularly enjoyed to partake in. Empires didn't rise and fall like they used to. Her battlefield skills could be particularly useful in other worlds - she got herself involved in law at one point. She was made CEO of a publishing company. Corrections, social work - Georgia was an asset, a ruthless leader in anything she did. But she longed for somewhere to settle, where she didn't have to move a ton and could take a break from the hustle and bustle of England, where she found herself centered for most of the 20th century. A vacation, of sorts. Lucky for her, there was a friend of hers, a witch, who didn't give her many specifics but did tell her of a school, a place that could check all the boxes she was looking for. Someplace where she could settle, and slow down, and help set the balance in a new place.

➤ PERSONALITY

✚ Educational, genuine, poised ▬ Impatient, harsh, demanding

➤ ESTABLISHED CONNECTIONS

None

➤ FACE CLAIM & OOC INFO

Georgia’s faceclaim is Hannah Waddingham. // Could Georgia be right for you?

Bio written by Bee.

#open #all open #open female #open guard #georgia messina #hannah waddingham

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jvstheworld · 7 months

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My Ted Lasso Re-watch: S1E4 (part 1)

For The Children

We start off with a fight between Roy and Jamie. Surely this is normal with how much they hate each other.

Ted is not a fight club fan. Fair. There's nothing about him that would suggest he was.

Roy asking Jamie to call him old one more time reminds me of Peter Dinklage's character in Elf asking Buddy to call him an elf one more time before they start fighting.

Ted's little head shake to Jamie, he knows not to try it. But it happens anyway.

Rebecca only cares about the horse after hearing about someone she knows being hit by one. That's how you know someone really dislikes a person. You care only for the animal and not the human.

Ted loves to rhyme. It's a trait of his. No wonder the press wants to destroy him.

Let it be known, Rebecca will look stunningly beautiful in anything, because Hannah Waddingham is a fucking Queen! Anyone who says differently will be charged with treason.

Rebecca does end up choosing the dress Ted likes and wears the hell out of it, because Ted actively encourages her to do and compliments her. Unlike Rupert.

I want to hear Ted's story about how he got arrested whole wearing pj's to prom. I need to hear it. Mostly, I just like hearing him talk, but I am intrigued by the premise of the story.

It doesn't surprise me that Ted doesn't know who Robbie Williams is. If you don't know, he is a former member of a boy band called Take That. They are big in the UK. Robbie went on to have a successful solo career, but I don't think he was big outside of the UK and Europe.

Keeley being great at branding because she has had to do that for her own career. Being a model you have to be able to market yourself to different companies, so it gives her plenty on insight in how she can help market Jamie.

Also, Keeley looks gorgeous in her dress. Again, saying otherwise is treason.

Ted is in a suit. God help me, Ted is in a suit. My little bisexual heart can only take so much.

After the phone call with Michelle in episode 1, Ted is scared of saying 'I love you' to her because he knows she can't say it back. My need to hug him has come back.

Ted helping Nate look his best for a fancy party is him being a good friend. I maintain that every adult should have a good suit/formal outfit. You never know when you might need it.

Most of the team is there just to look good for the photos, while Sam is just happy to be there and even thanks the photographers for taking his picture. Why is he so adorable?

Keeley is the best hype woman, teaching Rebecca how to pose and shouting out how fit she is to boost her confidence. Get friends like Keeley and Ted.

Even Rebecca is stunned by how good Ted looks in a suit. Hell yeah, he looks damn fine.

Roy Kent is a whole mood when it comes to the photographers, and I respect that. I hate having my photo taken too. So I get it.

Ted knows when not to walk into a trap. He is a smart man, just walk away and avoid it at all costs.

The woman who plays Jane is also a writer for the show, Phoebe Walsh. She wrote 'All Apologises' in season 1 and 'Headspace' in season 2. Her character's full name is Jane Payne, which is a little on the nose for her relationship with Beard. But this is coming from the show that name one character Will Kitman, because he was the new kitman after Nate became a coach.

Rupert Mannion make a guest appearance. To the surprise of everyone. Played by Antony Stewart Head who played Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He isn't a colossal twat in that (well, not until season 6 and 7 anyway). I was actually watching Buffy as I was watching this for the first time and it was weird going back and forth between nice Rupert in Buffy and controlling, manipulative c*** in this. But he plays both Ruperts so well.

#ted lasso #rebecca welton #keeley jones #roy kent #nathan shelley #sam obisanya #rupert mannion #ted lasso rewatch #tv show thoughts

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aion-rsa · 4 years

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Warrior Nuns Through TV History

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TV nunning is a broad church. Sometimes, it’s all gunfire, demon-dissolving punches and running through walls, as in Netflix’s latest comic book adaptation Warrior Nun. In that show, a mystical artifact gives a non-believing teen superpowers passed down the generations from holy sister to holy sister. Defeat the demons, protect the world, praise the Lord, and so on.

Other fictional TV nuns lead quieter, more cake-focused lives, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t also fighters. You might say that like superheroes, not all warrior nuns wear capes. You’d be wrong – nuns definitely wear capes. They’re called mantles and though roomy and practical, likely represent a significant time commitment with regard to ironing.

Warrior Nun‘s superpowered teen follows in the echoey footsteps of a whole conventful of fictional TV nuns remembered here – some good, some bad, some inordinately fond of biscuits, but all, in their own way, warriors.

Sister Mary Loquacious in Good Omens (2019)

Played by: Nina Sosanya

Allegiance: Satanic nuns of the Chattering Order of St Beryl

Warrior level: Novice

Weapon of choice: Infantilising baby talk of hoofikins and widdle demonic tails

Specialism: Biscuits with pink icing

Most likely to say: ‘Fancy me holding the Antichrist! Counting his little toesy-woesies!’

Getting into heaven? Absolutely not

Demon Crowley and angel Aziraphale may have been Good Omens’ major players, but Sister Mary Loquacious kicked off the whole mess by accidentally confusing the infant Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Prince of this World and Lord of Darkness with the human child of a couple from the Oxfordshire village of Tadfield. Easily done.

Sister Agatha in Dracula (2020)

Played by: Dolly Wells

Allegiance: The Army of the Faithful, St Mary’s Convent of Budapest

Warrior level: Intellectually? Top Tier. She’s Dracula’s ‘every nightmare at once: an educated woman in a crucifix’

Weapon of choice: Wooden stakes and double-barrel wit

Specialism: Scientific rigour and one-liners

Most likely to say: ‘A house of God is it? Well that’s good, we could do with a man about the place, eh sister?’

Getting into heaven? Ja, if she cared to grace it with her presence.

Unfazed, brave, funny and intellectually curious, Dutch-born Agatha put both her faith and folklore to the test when she took on Count Dracula, meticulously gathering research on his powers and learning the rules of the beast to try to use them against him. A true scientist and quite a woman.

Sister Michael in Derry Girls (2018)

Played by: Siobhan McSweeney

Allegiance: Our Lady Immaculate College/Rawhide

Warrior level: Untested in battle but doubtless lethal

Weapon of choice: Apathy, withering sarcasm and eye-rolls

Specialism: Judo (on Fridays)

Most likely to say: ‘Sweet suffering Jehovah’

Getting into heaven? I wouldn’t be the one to stop her.

You won’t find an ounce of sentiment beneath this wimple, Sister Michael’s dry disdain for the pupils at Our Lady Immaculate is expressed only through cutting remarks and declarations of boredom. Not a fan of priests, the French, love songs or… most things, she’s an authority figure for the Derry Girls. Every so often though, like when she turned a blind eye to Erin and co. distributing their banned lesbianism-focused edition of the school magazine, she’ll surprise you.

Sister Jane Ingalls in Orange is the New Black (2013)

Played by: Beth Fowler

Allegiance: Catholicism

Warrior level: Basically nil as she’s a committed pacifist, though she does punch Gloria in the mouth at one point for PR

Weapon of choice: Civil disobedience and the Good Book

Specialism: Activism

Most likely to say: ‘I was afraid nunning was going to be boring!’

Getting into heaven? Sure

As a young novice in the 1960s, Ingalls fell in with the bad nuns and got a taste for non-violent activism. A bunch of protests and a memoir later (full points for the title: Nun Shall Pass), and the church didn’t want anything to do with her, neglecting to cover her legal fees after she handcuffed herself to a nuclear facility, landing her in Litchfield.

Sister Harriet in Hunters (2019)

Played by: Kate Mulvany

Allegiance: Anti-Nazi, Pro-Quip

Warrior level: Top level. A highly capable operative.

Weapon of choice: Gun, blowtorch, you name it

Specialism: Threats of extreme violence delivered in the voice of a Downton Abbey marchioness.

Most likely to say: ‘I will set you aflame, child’

Getting into heaven? There’s some intrigue as to her real deal but she certainly seems to be on the right side of history.

This MI6 agent/Nazi-hunting nun from Amazon Prime’s Hunters is something of a Scary Poppins. She does an excellent line in death threats and action-movie quips. She’s deadly, has a shady backstory, speaks in a cut-glass English accent and is fond of biscuits. In other words: our kind of nun.

Matron Casp in Doctor Who ‘New Earth’ (2006)

Played by: Doña Croll

Allegiance: Sisters of Plenitude

Warrior level: Merciless eugenicist

Weapon of choice: Cat claws and science

Specialism: Incinerating conscious and begging-for-help human cloning experiments without a spark of fellow-feeling.

Most likely to say: ‘Who needs arms when we have claws’

Getting into heaven? Nah. Space prison more like.

The Sisters of Plenitude, healers on New Earth, may have called their work ‘the tender application of science’ but ‘the incredibly painful application of bastard cruelty’ better sums up their human cloning farm. This order takes a lifelong vow to help and mend, but clearly not to do no harm. And their hospital doesn’t even have a shop.

Abbess Hild in The Last Kingdom (2015-)

Played by: Eva Birthistle

Allegiance: Uhtred of Bebbanburg/the Lord

Warrior level: Advanced (but retired)

Weapon of choice: Dagger

Specialism: Throwing buckets of cold water on a sleeping Uhtred and sawing through the necks of dead Danes

Most likely to say: ‘I have killed, and I will kill again I’m sure, but hopefully not today’

Getting into heaven? Big yes.

Hild’s journey in The Last Kingdom took her from nun to warrior and back again. Rescued from attack by Uhtred, Leofric and Yseult, she swore to become a fighter and more-than earned the title. Eventually, her vocation called her back to the church, where she now remains as the Abbess with whom you don’t mess.

Sister Jude in American Horror Story: Asylum

Played by: Jessica Lange

Allegiance: Catholicism and the teachings of Monseigneur Timothy Howard

Warrior level: Complicated

Weapon of choice: Forced commitment to an insane asylum,

Specialism: Guilt

Most likely to say: ‘All monsters are human’

Getting into heaven? Bad things happened under her watch but she does try to atone

The head of Briarcliff, an institution for the criminally insane, Sister Jude is a complex character with a complicated trajectory. She mistreats, but is also also gravely mistreated.

Sister Monica Joan in Call the Midwife (2012-)

Played by: Judy Parfitt

Allegiance: Raymond Nonnatus, patron saint of childbirth

Warrior level: Yoda

Weapon of choice: Forceps and fey literary quotation

Specialism: Sniffing out and emptying hidden cake tins

Most likely to say: ‘My first responsibility is to ensure the consumption of this cake’

Getting into heaven? Hundo P

AKA the best Call The Midwife nun, and an OG resident of Nonnatus House ever since the BBC One series began. Owing to her advanced years and developing dementia, Sister Monica Joan is now retired from midwifery, but in her prime there wasn’t a birth canal in Poplar that hadn’t welcomed her up to the elbow. She’s highly educated and extremely well-read with an instinctive love of beauty, poetry, cake and Doctor Who, which makes her the patron saint of all our hearts.

Sister Sybil in Camelot (2011)

Played by: Sinéad Cusack

Allegiance: Shady but ultimately loyal to Morgan

Warrior level: Witch

Weapon of choice: Dark magicks

Specialism: Child sacrifice?

Getting into heaven? Nah.

When Uther Pendragon banished his daughter Morgan in Chris Chibnall’s 2011 Camelot, she was raised in a nunnery by a sister who was no stranger to the dark arts. When Morgan (played by Eva Green) returned to claim her birthright, Sister Sybil was the one whispering poison in her ear and teaching her how to channel her powers.

Sister Bertrille in The Flying Nun (1967)

Played by: Sally Field

Allegiance: El Convento San Tanco in San Juan

Warrior level: Negligible

Weapon of choice: Not so much a weapon, but her flight-enabling cornette was the big thing.

Specialism: As the title suggests, flight

Most likely to say: ‘When lift plus thrust is greater than load plus drag, anything can fly.’

Getting into heaven? Si señor.

A creation of Tere Ríos’ book The Fifteenth Pelican, Sister Bertrille was the fresh-faced nun-next-door whose cornette combined with the Puerto Rico coastal winds allowed her to fly in the 1960s TV series. According to Sally Field’s excellent memoir In Pieces, the whole experience was more drag than take-off.

Miss Clavel in Madeline (1988-2001)

Voiced by: Judith Orban & various

Allegiance: An old house in Paris/the Catholic church

Warrior level: more sentry than prize fighter

Weapon of choice: Education! (Read: day trips to the circus)

Specialism: Waking up in the middle of the night with a nagging sense that something’s off kilter with her young schoolgirl charges, then singing a song about it.

Most likely to say: ‘Vite, vite mes petits’

Getting into heaven? Mais oui

The headteacher at Madeline’s Parisian boarding school in the Ludwig Bemelmans’ books and their various TV and film adaptations, Miss Clavel is a kindly sort. She gives her young boarding school pupils warm moral instruction and generally manages to extract Madeline from the mouth of whatever tiger she’s crawled inside that week. Not ferocious, as warriors go, but kind and dependable.

Septa Unella in Game of Thrones (2015)

Played by: Hannah Waddingham

Allegiance: The Faith of the Seven

Warrior level: High Bastard

Weapon of choice: Wooden spoon and ignominy

Specialism: Torture and bell-ringing.

Most likely to say: ‘Confess!’

Getting into heaven? Not in one piece she won’t after what Cersei did to her

The Geneva Convention didn’t reach the Seven Kingdoms. If it had, then the supposedly holy Septa Unella wouldn’t have beaten Cersei Lannister with a water ladle and made her drink from the floor like a dog before parading her naked to jeering crowds around the city. Not a nun to mess with, unless you’re a Lannister.

Also-Nuns

Sister Assumpta in Father Ted (1995)

Sister Boniface in Father Brown (2013)

(Briefly) Olive in Pushing Daisies (2007)

Mother Superior in Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005)

Kassia the Byzantine nun in Vikings (2019)

Warrior Nun is available to stream now on Netflix.

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