#gollum: so let me reveal that i could talk normally this whole time if i wanted to by monologuing about saurons plans for five minutes

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Tolkientober: history

(Prompt list is here!)

sam: gollum why are we surrounded by lights gollum: don’t look at those they are corpse lights. where’s frodo, by the way frodo: there are dead people in the water sam: why are there dead people in the water gollum: lol. what did i just say about the lights sam: why are there dead people in the water gollum:  gollum: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG~ sam: why are there dead people in the water gollum: back when i was cute someone told me a lot of people died here sam: why are they still here?! gollum: once i tried to eat the dead people in the water :3c sam: maybe we should just go

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