#gonna go cuddle aymeric now I need the cuddles

[cherry-blossomtea]

Masterpost of what I think about you based on who you simp for in FFXIV I’m going to try and include as many characters I’ve vibe checked as possible but if yours isn’t here comment them and I’ll give you a custom roast for free. If I forgot someone, please refrain from saying “How could you forget x” I have three different memory disorders okay I did my best 😭

The Scions

Minfilia-You think a woman’s tits can redeem anything bad about her and you’re right.

Lyse-You’re a lesbian with a hard-on for destroying capitalism to the point where your friends ask you to maybe tone it down a little

Papalymo-Ur into dads. Not dilfs. Just dads.

Thancred-You like your men ROGUEISH and BLOODIED and BEATEN and BABYGIRLED

Urianger-You have autism or you are currently in an irl relationship with someone who has autism. Thank you for your service

Y’Shtola-okay little sun. (You enjoy being verbally degraded, so this is for you, a compliment)

Tataru-I love you. You want someone who can cook for you and tease you and who in turn you will shower with affection which is the only currency you have to offer

Estinien-I’m gonna be honest the only thing I can offer here is that you like brooding men who are idiots. Don’t go for a joint bank account.

G’raha-If you like GRAHA then you desire strongly a partner you can cuddle like a stuffed animal if you like THE EXARCH then you are a bottom and you like the dark academia aesthetic

Krile-You need a partner that will fill the emotional void left by your mommy issues

Moenbryda-You have autism but you kin urianger instead of crushing on him. Or ur just really into chicks who can crush you with their thighs and you’re mad that people turned it into a meme

ARR

Kan-E-Senna-I don’t believe you. You’ll have to defend yourself to me in a trial by combat

Merlwyb-Your perfect first date is dying side by side with the person you love as you fight for your lives but you’ll probably end up getting a coffee or something

Nanamo-you are SO into the princess and knight aesthetic thing, you LOVE fairytales so much.

Raubahn-You like men with an “I can fix him” flair but who have already been fixed. You’re also touch starved

Lahabrea-The line between annoyance and attraction is a tightrope you walk every day but by god you’re walking it

Cid-GOD you love himbos it’s not even a “haha I love stupid men” thing to you it’s a REQUIREMENT, the men you date need a HIMBO RESUME

Gaius-Your devotion is impressive. No one can tell you what to do with your life. I think you’re a Jane Austen protagonist.

Nero-SCRUNGLY SKRUNKLY MAN HAG BLORBO HEHEHHEHE EVIL SCIENCE

Heavensward

Haurchefant-I’m so sorry. I’m so, so sorry. Why don’t you wrap yourself in a blanket and pretend like he’s the one holding you.

Aymeric-Objectively the most stable main character in this godforsaken game, you take your husband material seriously.

Lucia-You’re a lesbian who mains warrior, I shan’t elaborate

Edmont-pathological dilf/gilf enjoyer to the point where you need help and/or jesus

Artoirel-your dream is to become one half of the most powerful power couple to ever power

Emmanellain-You’re gay in a hipster filter flower crowns cavetown kind of way

Ysayle- You were chronically disappointed by stormblood. You say everyone is out of your league but chin up champ, ysayle wanted to fuck a dragon and probably did so you can’t be that bad

Hraesvelgr- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Igeyorhm-What does it matter if a female character is developed, you are horny in the here and now and that’s more important. You probably think femdom is hot too 👀

Stormblood (god help me)

To preface-if any character from stormblood is your simp of choice you automatically get a sticker that says WEEB slapped on your forehead.

Yugiri-I feel like you listen to metal and keep neat pets like tarantulas or snakes. I cannot explain why.

Gosetsu-For want of a proper bushido character you settled on him but then when the Tsuyu plotline happened you genuinely fell in love with him. Kind of a DILF, reblog.

Hien-himbo connoisseur. You own a sword.

Sadu-WOMEN. BIG FAN OF W O M E N. That’s your only personality trait rn but that’s okay, life’s hard.

Zenos-you are a godless degenerate who is unironically into BDSM (it’s okay me too)

Yotsuyu- You know she’s a femme fatale. You know there’s no way that’s going to end well. But you are so allured by her viciousness and tragic backstory what does it matter that you’ll end up dead on the floor. “I can fix her” yeah keep telling yourself that bud.

Fordola-you are genuinely one of the sweetest people in the world and I think you COULD fix her actually.

Asahi-Liar, you’re a fandaniel simp

Shadowbringers

Lyna-you believe drinking your respect women juice is not only an obligation but an honor and you still avert your eyes from the Victoria’s Secret posters in the mall

Kai-Shirr-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Runar- I feel like I can’t even call you a furry in bad faith. You just love nice men that much. Who cares if he’s a lion.

Feo Ul-Trans. You definitely have an au where the WoL took them up on their offer to become King Titania.

Ran’jit-I…don’t believe you? You’ll have to explain to me why you like him

Ardbert-So soft. So nice. Hnnnn oh yeah we were talking about you. You’re not a himbo enjoyer because you do prefer men who have some brain cells but you DO like em sad and you DO like em muscley

Emet-Selch- He is the character who in the entire game the story tries its hardest to make us simp for. It worked. The only thing I can do is quote another video on this same subject: You are DISEASED.

Elidibus-Someone hits u with the 🥺 and you melt like butter. Your favorite activity is peace and quiet.

Endwalker

Fandaniel-You self-identify as a goblin. You were a theatre kid. You love that he’s sad and insane but you don’t want to fix him. That would ruin the appeal.

Ameliance-“Bro I said I wanted to fuck Ameliance as a joke but bro….I don’t think it’s a joke anymore”

Nidhana-You’re correct. About everything. You’ve never been wrong. You own booty shorts that say “I love women in STEM” on the ass

Vrtra- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jullus-for you, enemies to lovers isn’t just a trope, it’s a lifestyle

Venat-📸 hmm? Oh sorry that was just me taking a picture of you admitting you desperately crave someone to take care of you. Mommy issues. NEXT!

Hermes-you adamantly differentiate between Hermes and Fandaniel, but at what point must the line be drawn for your “I can fix him” complex to kick in hmm??

Hythlodaeus-You have a praise kink. (You also should come be my friend. We can simp for him together ☺️)

#ffxiv #FFXIV spoilers #I don’t know why I feel so compelled to make these kinds of posts #I think they’re funny I guess

[cinnabun-faerie]

Favorite Characters Ranking!

A/N: So, before I may have said I was gonna make it weekly, and forgot about it 😅 so why not just do it every month or so. There always seems to be new developments. Also I would love to do more rankings on characters or series' or games

You can find the first ranking list here !

Warning: Potential spoilers (FFXIV especially). Most of this is just me simping and being in love with these characters.

Ranking Notes:

Haurchefant/Emet-Selch/Hythlodaeus will always be best boys in my heart

Danganronpa will not be included in the ranking this time as all my ranks for the characters remain the same

I'm adding Blush Blush/Crush Crush characters for fun

characters with go up or down on the chart by how much I hyper-focus on them or spend time thinking of them (interacting with them if they are in games)

if characters go down in rank, it doesn't mean I love them less or hate them. I have to put 'em somewhere

this is just for fun

#10 Erenville, Diavolo, Mina, Finn, Bonnibel

Honestly I just need more Erenville content at this point.

Dia has gone down one but he's not complete off the list. I really like some of the mini stories on devilgram in the game 👀

Mina 🥰🥰 She's amazing

I like Finn's story and he has such a cool design

Bonnibel 🥰🥰🥰🥰 She's the sweetest southern belle and honestly she was my favorite when I first played the game (as there was not many girls at the time)

#9 Aymeric, Luke, Tsuyu, William, Eva

Aymeric went from fourth to nine

I miss him, that's all I have to say.

LUKE IS MY SON and I love him.

Tsu is amazing. Big sister vibes from her for sure.

Will is an amazing dude and honestly he's quite the romantic character 👀

Eva is just so sweet and cute and honestly she's a badass cause she's a mecha pilot.

#8 Y'shtola, Thirteen, Jiro, Stirling, Charlotte

I don't think Thirteen even moved a spot. She stays mostly cause I haven't really gotten to any story with her. But when I do 😈 fellas beware as she will take the top spot.

Y'shtola & Jiro went down one 😭 I hope they get higher soon. Especially since Jiro is my favorite female in MHA

Stirling is very intriguing since he's a vampire and a figure skater

honestly he's mesmerizing

And Charlotte, I love that she's a goth girl. If I'm honest, in another world, I would love to have her style

#7 Emet-Selch, Belphie, Aizawa, Basil, Lake

Emet-Selch is a joy. I just love and appreciate him so much more after Endwalker. I want more of him honestly.

Bels may have went down one, but that's okay. I want to squish him and cuddle him.

I'm kinda sad that Aizawa dropped. But honestly so many of them kinda pushed past him. With the current season of mha that I'm on, I'm sure that he'll be back near the top. Also, I notice that I'm very much attracted to the dad/parent type characters.

Basil 😭 I'm telling you, I want to see him be a main boy. He's kind of a Sherlock-esque character. But I think his name is more in homage to the Great Mouse Detective? Even still, I LOVED his mini story. I just love him.

Lake has to be here after Sawyer! They come in a pair. Honestly I find her so interesting. She's a painter/artist so she has a lot of knowledge of famous artworks. Just overall, she's super cute.

#6 Haurchefant, Simeon, Hawks, Cashew, Sawyer

So Haurchefant may have dropped on my list, but he's the bestest boy anyone did see

Honestly no matter where he ranks, my heart stays with him

Okay so Simeon seemed to just have dropped cause the others told him to move out of their way *cough* Mammon/Satan *cough*

I need to focus more on him again 😤 I miss him 😔🥺

Hawks really crashed into me and cupid hit me with an arrow & I just love him. I like his personality and he's attractive 👀

Okay, so Cashew is super cute. He has been since he was a Phone Fling in the game. Now that's a main boy in the game 👀 with voice lines, I've fallen for his puns and him.

Sawyer is just amazing. She's sweet and she's got a bright personality. Honestly her chemistry with her best friend Lake (who's going to be added as a main girl next, I'm so excited) just adds to her likeness.

#5 G'raha Tia, Mammon, Tamaki, Cole, Lotus

It shocks me to see G'raha go from #1 to 5!

Everyone knows me well enough now to know that I'm a major G'raha Tia simp, so this is a surprise to us all

I love him still but some of the others have stolen away my attention

Mammon is not giving up his spot so easily, so he's at #5 once again

But I'm surprised he hasn't gone up. I'm been kinda focused on him too lately. But I guess not to the extent of those in ranks 1 to 4

I've finally made it through season 4 so I definately appreciate and love Tamaki so much more. I know a lot more about him now, which is great too.

Cole used to be my all time favorite Blush Blush character. Yes, he may be a little (a lot) on the Yandere side, but I still love him (It's the voice. Definately the voice).

I LOVE LOTUS. She is probably one of the few ladies that I loved since the day they were added to the game. I love that they keep giving her little story stuff. I would really love to see her join the other main girls.

#4 Estinein, Solomon, Denki, Cole, Ruri

Estinien moves from fifth to fourth!

Honestly Estinien is amazing. I love his so much. The fact that he has beaten three of my best contenders is wild. I'm just waiting for him to break the iron grip of Urianger and take the #2 spot. Honestly I need more of him in upcoming FFXIV stuff. The new adventure stuff with him? Amazing.

Solomon has been plaguing my mind as of late. I guess I haven't given him much attention. Not to mention his song is coming out soon I think. I am awaiting that excitedly.

Denki is just so cute and energetic whenever I see him in the anime. I just wanna kiss his cheeks and tell him how much I appreciate him. Honestly I need a little bit of sunshine like him in my life.

Hehe, Volks. I just adore him. What more can I say. He's the sweetest tsundere 💕

Ruri has been in the top of my favorites since they released her into the game. She's just so cool and I enjoy her dialogue.

Honestly I've been saying for a while that she's my ideal girl in that game

#3 Hermes, Levi, Izuku, Scale, Sirina

I adore Hermes. I have since I've seen him. And just rewatching the cutscenes again, only seemed to fuel that love and adoration for him

So Levi moved from fourth place to third place due to me just having more of an attachment to him lately. That and I can relate to him a lot too. And I just wanna cuddle him and give him so much love. He deserves it.

Izuku also moved from fourth place to third! Same reason as Levi really. I've appreciated and loved him so much more as of late.

And it could also be the fact that I have a cute body pillow of him too 🥺🥰

Scale was actually my favorite boy for a time, and I'm kinda sad that he's third place now. Honestly he's just so adorable.

Also, he was a dragon boy previously, so that was actually kinda cool. It would be good to know that he's a ninja that likes to do the Naruto run.

Sirina seemed to be my favorite next to to Peanut. Honestly it's a tie but I don't wanna do a double-ranking so she landed in third.

#2 Urianger, Barbatos, Kirishima, Poe, Peanut

Urianger & Barbatos remain at spot #2 !

Let's be honest here and admit that I've just been too deprieved of Urianger lately and that's why he's here

maybe he's got an iron grip on me or something

Barbatos is my love so he stays

And Kiri was pushed out of his top spot by Kitkat (Bakugou) 😔 I still love him lots though

Poe has been on my radar since they added him to Blush Blush 👀 and just replaying his little storyline again, I just found so much more love for him

Peanut was my all time favorite but as you can plainly see, she has been bested by Mallory

#1 Fandaniel, Satan, Bakugou, Seth, Mallory

Fandaniel has been ruining my life lately

also this is the first time he's made it in my top 10!

Naturally, Tannie reigns supreme as the only one in the ranking that remained the same

Kitkat (Bakugou) is also ruining my life wtf

I don't want to admit it, but I am emotionally attached to him

not to mention I can barely sleep at night, but whenever I listen to Bakugou sleep asmr, I can sleep easily

he might just be my main comfort character as this very moment

🥺 they just released Seth as a main boy and I'm just so in love with him

🥰 Mallory 🥰 she deserves the whole world and more

#ffxiv #obey me otome #my hero acedamia #crush crush #blush blush #random #favorite characters #favourite characters

[ritterblood]

1, 3 , 8, 19

ship meme / accepting

1. first ship you remember

so since there's no fandom specified, i'm gonna take this in general and uh..... pacey/joey from dawson's creek really was the first ship i got really into as a teen in that i looked up everything surrounding them and they're the ship that got me into fanfiction sbhafvashgf. unfortunately a lot of the sites with the good fics are gone now.... sad.

3. favourite ship ever

i do not have one favourite ship, i have a lot of ships that i accumulated over the years that i tend to go back to from time to time in terms of reading fanfic etc. for ffxiv it is definitely estinien/haurchefant and aymeric/haurchefant hehe and of course all 3 of them together. i don't think i need to explain why :P

8. most fluffy ship

right now probably aym/haurchefant because we have so many fluff threads and also graha tia/haurchefant because they have the tendency to be so cute. just let them cuddle a lot please, graha deserves some top tier quality hugs.

19. ship that you never expected to ship

probably urianger/thancred, at least not when i started the game - but then shb happened and urianger got his time to shine and there was so much good art of them out there i was like,,,, yeah alright. i can see this. i can love this.

#OOC #myopathe

[keeperofthe-mxxn]

Prompt: Hold

Hold. Sometimes the big legends out there have moments of uncertainty. I knew he wasn’t immune to them but that he would trust me with his back makes my heart swell. I swear to all Twelve I’ll not let him regret this decision. I can see his faith is as shaky as a leaf, it must be burning him to look this weak. I think that’s a little absurd, this was earth shattering stuff we all just survived you’ve earned a moment of weakness. Of uncertainty. Though I just said my heart was swelling it’s also breaking watching him try to act like he’s not falling apart at the seams. It’s gut wrenching hearing him up at all hours of the night screaming bloody murder in his sleep. I took the responsibility of watching him so the others could focus on their tasks. Alisaie helps as well, she’s a headstrong one that girl. Wouldn’t let me say no to her help, not that I was gonna say that anyways. They’d say im coddling him if they saw half the stuff I do but I’d fight them on it. Maybe coddling is what he needs right now. I certainly don’t hear him complaining. I know he likes to look tough especially for the twins so they can talk about their problems if they need to but, it’s not good to bottle those feelings up. How can you expect them to be honest about their feelings if you can’t be honest about yours?

 They tried to ask me if I wanted a break, it’d been a month since we returned to the Source, maybe give him his space. Wrong sir. The last thing Mhol’ito wants is to be alone. “I’m perfectly fine thank you.” Shut them down quickly, I know this coddling will pay off in the long run. Alisaie seems to understand this need as well, she hardly makes any comment on it and will jump to his defense if Alphinaud questions the amount of time either of us spend with him. We have to start small so it’s usually just me and Alisaie talking while Mhol’ito tries to get some sleep, in my arms naturally. That’s been doing the trick lately, he’s getting some good hours in as well. Today I was reading a book on Allag I had acquired when who should bust through that door? No one else but Alphinaud, had enough of speculating what we’re doing in here. It’s a good thing he’s a heavy sleeper cause that would’ve thrown a wrench in his whole attitude. “have you come at the behest of the others to once again try to convince me to abandon this course of action?” I didn’t even look up at him while flipping a page.

 “I came at my own behest thank you.” He walked up to us and looked at the man in my arms. Then what did you come for? To sate curiosity? He nods to himself then leaves. I looked over at Alisaie but she just shrugged. The afternoon passed quietly and uneventful.

 I almost want to rub it in their faces that they were wrong. This coddling in the quiet hours of the day has paid off. He’s finally going out in public again, he asked me to accompany him to visit some old faces. We went to Gridania and spent some hours with another bard, just sitting around. He played some music that mixed with the sounds of nature. I can see the bard appeal. It’s the closet I’ve seen to an actual smile Mhol’ito’s been for a long while. He asked about a man named Sanson so they talked about him for awhile. I know who will wanna see him next if it’s not already on the agenda. That should perk him right up. I’ve never seen him anything other then smitten talking about him. As the sun was setting I told I had an idea of somewhere we could go and took his arm. He seemed confused and when we got to Ishgard he started to catch on and fell apart. But not in a negative way, more like the way you get around your crush. I hauled him up over my shoulder like a sack of popotoes then made for House de Borel. He protested on the way there but I didn’t listen; it’s light protesting. It’s time to be honest with yourself friend, you’d be over the moon if he said he loved you back. And if he doesn’t I’ll be here to pick you up off the ground. I knocked on the door and when it was answered I entered into the foyer asking the manservant to fetch Ser Aymeric. “Tell him the warrior of light wishes for a word in private.” I’ve never seen the man sprint so quickly into the room.  I set Mhol’ito down and I couldn’t tell if his face was bright red from being over my shoulder or blush. I stepped outta the room to give them space. I can hear him stammering, voice occasionally cracking while he’s tryna talk. I just want him to be upfront with the man he loves. Put more positivity in his life. He sorely needs it right now.

 I checked back in on them after stepping out for an errand. I didn’t come completely into the house, just asked the manservant who answered the door how my friend was doing. That errand took longer than I had anticipated, and it was late in the night. Not that I don’t doubt Ser Aymeric could handle a meltdown, but it’ll make me feel worse. The man stepped aside so I could see for myself, so I went into the room I left him in. well I see this was a productive evening for us both.  “Would you like me to wake him?”

“No you can leave him thank you. I’ll be back later.”  Wouldn’t wanna break up the new couple’s cuddle. I showed myself out and returned to Mor Dhona.

 Oh how love can make one feel invincible. I keep telling him you can’t rush recovery but he wants to get back out into the world again. I insist he take me with him. “make good on your promise of adventure.” We take this one day at a time.

#seaswolchallenge #graha tia #aymeric de borel #aymeric x wol

[dholwrites]

Hmm can I ask you about 11,12,15-17 from "Ship Questions for your Current Fandom" and Author questions 21-25?

11. Who is your current OTP?

Im gonna have to say Crystal Exarch x WoL, though I have been shipping this for quite a bit, I’m happy to see people getting on the bandwagon!

12. Who is your current OT3?

I don’t usually ship OT3, but currently it’s Urianger x WoL x Crystal Exarch. Both timelessly knowledgeable with an amazing air of boundless patience. I will admit I’m curious about how it would feel to be fucked by an elezen and a miqo’te at the same time.

15. Is there an obscure ship which you love?

Sanson / Guydelot, they only show up in the bard questline and I love their interactions. With the removal of story quests for this expansion, I was really sad not to see more of them.

16. Are their any popular ships in your fandom which you dislike?

It’s hard to say since most popular ships is what I write for. I personally find it hard to swallow Zenos x WoL,

17. Who was your first OTP and are they still your favourite?

My first first OTP was Sakura and Syaoran from CCS, and yes it is still my OTP. I would say that I love this ship more than ever with the new series.

My first OTP in this fandom was actually Aymeric x WoL, because I can’t deny pretty men. Which I would say is something I still enjoy going back to.

21. What was the first fanfic you ever wrote?

The first first has to be a Neji x OC Naruto fanfic on Quizilla (now named Quotev). I actually considered writing a sequel but lost interest in the series.

22. Is there anything you regret writing?

The Reverse One Child Policy AU, it’s not that the prompt itself is strange but I feel like I struggled to give it the treatment it should have gotten. (•̀o•́)ง

23 Name a fic you’ve written that you’re especially fond of & explain why you like it.

I would have to say “Jealousy” fanfic that involves appearances of other adventurers. I think I did really well writing everything out and giving each character their own small rival to butt heads with! Using the appearance of other characters was a challenge for myself. (•͈ᴗ•͈ 人)

24. What fic do you desperately need to rewrite or edit?

I really want to redo “Wake up call” the G’raha x WoL explicit fic, I want to properly wreck him.

25. What’s your most popular fanfic?

My cuddling headcanons! I try to factor the fact that it is among my first writing so it has been around for much longer, but it seems like everyone enjoys a lil comfort and cuddle at the end of the day. ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

#chit chat