#grab him with those pliers and ‘accidentally’ drop him into the fire like whoopsie! silly me!

[tragedykery]

uh hey. this is so embarrassing but I put your boyfriend over the bunsen burner for a little too long and now he’s boiled dry. sorry

#elli rambles #I love this post format #unreality #oh how I wish to put my sister’s ex over the bunsen burner #grab him with those pliers and ‘accidentally’ drop him into the fire like whoopsie! silly me! #I want to conduct experiments on him and I mean that in the most negative way possible #bfposting