#guys and when Roy is like stop that why did you make me a Grindr profile why are you swiping on guys and even if you were WHY that one

[jamietwat]

Jamie would 100% make Roy a dating app profile sometime after the Keeley rejecting both of them thing to try to help him move on and meet people when clearly he’s refusing to get back out there organically and he’d think he’s being so helpful and generous and the best wingman ever. He’d handpick what he considers the sexiest pictures he can find and put a bunch of shit Roy would never say thinking he’s being accurate and helpful and not even taking the clear opportunity to make a joke account to embarrass him or anything when he easily could have just made fun of him and chosen the worst pictures possible instead

And then he would be SO offended when it doesn’t go well when Roy finds out about it and is not properly appreciative at all

Roy thinks it’s Jamie’s account when he starts showing Roy girls like what do you think of her and asking him way too many questions when Roy has no interest in participating and has no idea why the fuck Jamie seems incapable of swiping without trying to get Roy’s opinions first. Meanwhile, Roy’s giving one word answers at first and then increasingly trying to brush him off when he doesn’t stop and then he’s just flat out like “Choose your own dates and leave me the fuck out of it” and Jamie’s like “Nah, this is your account. You should have a say” and instead of being grateful and appreciative and thanking Jamie for being oh so generous with his time and energy, Roy just scowls at him and growls out “You did not make a fucking Tinder profile for me” and Jamie just smirks and decides now is not the right moment yet to mention that he actually made him accounts on like three different apps because he wasn’t sure which Roy would like best

Roy barks at him to delete it and Jamie’s all whiny like “Come on, I spent a lot of time on these and you haven’t even considered it. Plus, even if you’re not ready to date someone yet, you’d still be less miserable to be around if you at least found someone to shag in the meantime”

And Roy’s like “Delete it. I don’t want a fucking Tinder profile.” And Jamie looks at him confused for a moment and then seems to have an epiphany as he goes “Oh, do you want a Grindr one instead? Hold on a second” and he flips to a different app and Roy’s too busy being baffled by the fact that Grindr is already on Jamie’s phone and that he’s having to sign out of his own account to try to make one for Roy to even stop him before he’s already trying to sign up for a new account and Roy goes “That’s not what I meant. I don’t want any dating app”

And Jamie pauses his typing and turns and looks at him so skeptically and so judgily and suddenly somehow Roy is trying to fight for his life trying to defend why he’s not looking for some random stranger to date or fuck around with

#Also a possibility: Jamie not signing out of his and asking Roy what he thinks of #guys and when Roy is like stop that why did you make me a Grindr profile why are you swiping on guys and even if you were WHY that one #And Roy’s trying to get the phone out of Jamie’s hand and when he does Jamie’s like stop that’s my account let me swipe #on him I was just trying to find out what kind of guys you’d be into before making yours 😔 #+ Roy being so critical of Jamie’s taste in men like him??? seriously??? because the idea of Jamie messaging any of them bothers him #I may turn this into a RoyJamie fic at some point or possibly RoyJamie that has Keeley later too #Obviously Roy’s brain obsesses over Jamie’s Grindr profile and what he may or may not be doing with it just as much as he obsesses over #Jamie in general after this and he’s stuck trying to figure out how to casually bring it back up to him #(Spoiler alert: it’s Roy so it absolutely won’t be casual and yet Jamie won’t care that it isn’t at all #) #Jamie would GLADLY be the one fucking around with Roy but he’s also out here advocating for Roy to fuck in general #RoyJamie #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #Ted Lasso #Mine #Grindr fic #Putting that there for when I come back to this because I have a lot of thoughts #Once again I refuse to reread words and edit rn so I’ll just be bummed about the errors later

[nonotnolan]

Soulmate Swap

“Look, Roy... I know you’re still hurting from your break up... but there are plenty of fish out in the sea!  Or, you know, casual hook-ups, whatever is more your speed... anyway, most of them aren’t as crazy as Lacey.  I promise.”  When Roy invited me to spend the weekend at his family’s beach house, I sprang at the opportunity.  He needed time to get away from life, but he didn’t want to go alone.  Sure, I was gonna spend the weekend on sob duty... but he’s one of my closest friends.  I’d be lending him an ear either way, so at least this way I’m getting a vacation out it.

Roy smiled back.  “Admittedly, being less crazy than Lacey is not a high bar.  I dunno, Pedro... I’m just not sure I’m cut out for the bachelor lifestyle anymore.  Trying to find someone is such a pain in the ass, so whenever I do manage to hook a girl, having a one night stand just feels like such a waste, you know?  I’m looking for a relationship.  I can’t just hop on Grindr and find a hookup like you can.  I... don’t mean that to be rude,” he added quickly.  “Just... between the tats, the chest hair, and the muscles, you never have issues hooking a guy.  But me, I don’t have much in my favor except my family’s money.”

I shook my head.  Roy had self-esteem issues on a good day, but ever since Lacey broke his heart, it was getting even worse.  He was a good looking guy-- sure, he was pretty slender, and his smooth skin confirmed that he’d never worked a hard day of manual labor in his life-- but that didn’t make him any less of a man.  And if a girl couldn’t appreciate his good looks and sharp wit, well, her loss.

“Are we really going to have this argument again?” I asked.  “We’re not going anywhere until you stop selling yourself short.  You’re a hell of a guy, and your perfect girl is out there, somewhere.”

Roy pulled two vials out of his back pocket, and placed them on the table next to his beach chair.  “I had a different plan, actually.  It’s a modified true love potion.  The red one causes the drinker to swap bodies with their soul mate, and the purple one reverses it.”

I paused, examining the liquid in the vials a bit closer-- the purple one had bits of globby slime suspended in it, while the red one was thick like honey.  “And your soulmate is just supposed to be okay with having their entire life interrupted like that?”

“Okay, see, the fact that your first reaction is to complain about the logistics of the potion, rather than express any sort of skepticism?  Yeah, that’s why I invited you out here this weekend.  If they’re my true love, they can handle a little bit of weird magic.  The potion’s supposed to take ten minutes before it takes full effect.  So just... sit here next to me, find out who ends up in my body, and ask them some questions.  Get their name, write down their phone number... stuff like that.  Then, give them the purple vial once you’re done.”  He paused, flashing a wide grin before downing the red liquid.  “What could go wrong?”

Frankly, I could think of any number of things that could go wrong, but it was too late now.  I grabbed a pen and paper, and joined Roy outside on the rear deck.  I was all set to interrogate whatever woman ended up inside of his body once the potion kicked in, but the warm sun and salt breeze was far too relaxing.  Well, if she was going to be his true love, she could figure out how to wake me up.

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I woke up to someone shaking my arm.  “You dumbass!,” the voice said, playfully chiding me.  “Why didn’t you tell me you had a crush on me?  I went through all of that work to find this potion, and we could have just talked to each other instead!”

I opened my eyes and found myself looking up into a mirror.  No, wait, I was looking up at my own body.  Hang on.  I looked down at my chest, only to find that I was suddenly wearing a blue polo.  The same one Roy had been wearing today.  My arms were less hairy, and Roy’s Apple Watch was on my wrist.  But if we switched bodies with each other, then...

“Roy, you have a crush on me?  Since when did... I thought you were straight!”  I felt myself blushing with embarrassment, but I couldn’t help but feel my chest ignite with hope and passion.  “I didn’t think I had a chance with you, and I didn’t want to make our friendship awkward, so I just... I didn’t say anything.  Besides, you and Lacey were cute together, so I figured that ship had sailed.  You’re not gay, are you?”  

He leaned down next to me, grinning ear to ear.  “Pedro, I’m bisexual.  I thought you knew.  And here I was, thinking that you were out of my league.  You’re like, the pinnacle of strength and masculinity, and I’m over here--”

I leaned over and kissed him full on the lips.  It was somehow everything I had imagined it would be, even if we were in the wrong bodies.  “Don’t you dare sell yourself short,” I said, once we pulled away.  “If I wanted a muscle bro for a partner, I’d just stick my junk in a glory hole at the gym.”

Roy just smiled.  “Speaking of which, perhaps we should explore the bedroom before you drink the purple vial?”

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It’s been three weeks, and I still haven’t taken the purple vial.  Roy’s parents were thrilled to learn that their son was suddenly willing to take a finance job at his father’s firm and slowly earn his way up the ranks.  In my own body, nobody wanted to take a chance on the gym employee who earned a business degree at a community college.  In Roy’s body, suddenly the glass ceiling had been lifted.  It’s amazing what the right connections will do for a guy.

It’s a new job, so no one noticed when Roy suddenly started a more intricate manscaping routine.  Well, maybe his father would have... but we’re on opposite ends of the building so that no one can complain to HR about the nepotism.  The fact that I’m getting on-the-job training in Roy’s body means it will be near impossible for us to swap back, but I don’t hear him complaining.

Roy’s made himself at home in my body, and he’s been doing a great job of keeping up with my gym routine.  He insists on wearing my glasses instead of my contacts, but otherwise you’d never suspect anything was different.  Well, he did quit my job as a Personal Trainer at the gym to focus on “my” new OnlyFans account, but we both agreed that would be for the best.  

Honestly, I think we’re going to stay like this.  Roy knows exactly where to rub my back whenever I start getting sore muscles, and I know precisely where to nibble on his earlobes to maximize pleasure.  We’ve even started calling each other by our old names.  Looking into my eyes and calling myself Pedro was weird at first, but it’s starting to become more natural.

Do I feel a bit silly that it took a magical body swapping love potion to figure out that my best friend and I were in love with each other?  Absolutely.  But I don’t regret it in the slightest.

#male body swap #gay body swap #casual body swap #gay male story #queer romance #after the swap #bisexual body swap

[artificialqueens]

You’re A Kite, Dancing in A Hurricane. (Biadore) Chapter three.

Hi guys. Hope you enjoy this chapter. It was one that I was pretty excited to write. Here’s a link to chapter one and two.

Roy arrived at the bar where Danny’s sister would be performing at around 8pm, after spending much more time getting ready than he’d care to admit. Once inside he made his way to the bar and ordered himself a light beer. He was driving home so decided to stick to just one. He glanced over to the stage and noticed Danny’s sister instantly, she was the spitting image of him. She looked so beautiful with her red flowing hair and full lips that Roy was convinced if he were straight he’d be into her. Which was probably a terrible thought considering hse must have been at least ten years younger than him. Roy waited at the bar until she had finished her set then watched as she walked towards the bar for a drink.

When Adore made eye contact with Roy her face lit up into a huge smile. The resemblance to Danny was uncanny and it made Roy’s heart race.

“Hi. I’m Roy, one of Danny’s teachers, but I’m guessing you knew that. Can I buy you a drink.” Adore just stared at Roy with a huge grin and brilliant blue eyes.

“Erm. Sir, it’s Danny.” Roy’s heart dropped. God he was so stupid. Of course it was Danny. How could he have not realised. He felt like laughing at how long it took him to realise, but then the reality of the situation, that he was now sat in a bar with one of his underage students, set in.

“Shit. I’m sorry. I should go.” Roy stammered, getting up from his seat. God this was so inappropriate. “Christ. Why did you tell me it was your sister?” Roy was trying not to get angry at Danny but was incredibly stressed.

“Because I just wanted you to see me perform.” Danny said, placing his hand on Roy’s wrist to stop him from leaving. “Roy, I’m sorry.

“Jesus. Don’t call me Roy that makes it worse.” Roy shook his arm away from Danny and turned to leave.

“Wait. Please.” Danny said desperately. Roy turned to look at him. “Look at me and tell me what you see.”

“I see a student, my student, in a bar, with me. This is all kinds of wrong.” Roy was desperate to leave and pretend this had never happened.

“No. I mean right now, who am I?” Danny asked. Roy didn’t have time for these mind games, until he realised what Danny was saying.

“You’re Adore.” He sighed and Danny smiled.

“Exactly. And Adore isn’t your student.” Danny smirked as he made his point.

“It’s still not right Danny.” Roy said, avoiding eye contact.

“Nobody needs to know.” Danny said softly. Roy was torn. Part of him was saying he should leave, admit to the school what had happened and never think about it again. But another part of him wanted to stay. He’d had more fun watching Adore perform than he’d had in a long time. And Danny was right, nobody would know anything was untoward, considering the bar was so far away from their home town and Danny existed there only as Adore. He didn’t know what to do and looked desperately into Danny’s eyes for an answer.

“At least stay and watch Alyssa?” Danny said with a light smile. Roy caved and decided that, despite what his brain was saying, he would stay and watch the next act.

Danny sat with Roy at the bar for around half of Alyssa’s stand up routine, then excused himself to go and de-drag. Roy was almost grateful for the time to himself to clear his head for a moment, but didn’t have time to appreciate it since another woman immediately sat down beside him. This woman was very clearly another drag act, why couldn’t it have been this easy to spot when it was Danny.

“Well I haven’t seen you here before! I’m Miss Bendela Ceme. Dela for short.” The woman rattled off. She was lovely. Roy hated it.

“Roy.” He said, with a nod.

“Not much of a talker I see! That’s okay I can talk enough for the both of us!” Dela continued, completely oblivious to the fact Roy seemed less than amused.

Despite assuming he would hate Dela and all her peppiness, Roy found that within a few minutes he was actually enjoying the conversation with her. Dela seemed to be the sort of person that could make anyone feel as though they had been friends for years. It felt nice to have a genuine laugh with a friend closer to his own age and not the student he had a problematic crush on. He felt comfortable enough with her to let her in on his problem.

“Do you mind if I tell you something? But you have to promise not to be a shady cunt about it.” Roy laughed so that Dela knew he wasn’t actually calling her a cunt.

“Sure.” Dela smiled, taking a sip of her drink.

“So you know that I’m a teacher,” Dela nodded, “But what you don’t know, is that Adore Delano is one of my students.” Roy said hesitantly. He didn’t want to ruin his friendship before it had even started.

“Oh cool.” Dela said, slightly confused as to why Roy would tell him that.

“You dont think that’s weird?” Roy asked.

“Well not really. Danny is a sweet kid. And sure maybe we shouldn’t let someone underage in here but all the girls here know so we look out for him. It really isn’t that weird.” Dela explained. Roy felt slightly relieved that Danny was being looked after.

“But don’t you think it’s wrong that I’m in a bar with my student.” Roy probed. For some reason he was desperate for someone to tell him it was wrong.

“Well it’s not like you’re here with him, you’ve barely spoken to him all night.” Dela was so nonchalant about the whole thing Roy felt unbelievably relieved.

Roy didn’t see Danny much for the rest of the night as he was off talking to his own friends, which Roy didn’t mind much as he was perfectly happy with his own newfound friend. At the end of the night he swapped numbers with Dela and promised that he would see her again soon, although if his crush on Danny persisted then maybe that wouldn’t be a great idea.

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It was embarrassing how boring the next week of work was for Roy without Danny in his detention. He was nervous when waiting for Danny to arrive in class on Monday as he worried he would have to talk about seeing him at the bar at the weekend. When Danny arrived Roy realised he had nothing to worry about as Danny was his usual self, in a whole world of his own. The rest of the week was passing by so slowly that by midweek he decided to call his friends from home and tell them about the gay bar he’d found.

“Hey girl!” DJ screeched as the call connected. “This had better not be another call about that boychild.” He joked.

“I swear you’re more into him than I am.” Roy laughed. “Where’s Willam?” He asked, noticing the distinct lack of another face.

“Hairdressers. Why, am I not good enough for you?” DJ yelled then laughed.

“Shut up.” Roy said playfully. “I only asked because I was calling to tell you that his plan worked.”

“You got grindr?!”

“No you idiot. I went out to a bar. Even made a friend” Roy said, choosing to omit the part where he’d seen Danny there.

“Wooooo. Get it girl.” DJ said excitedly. He was glad Roy was finding a place in that small town. “When are you seeing him again?” He said suggestively.

“Well he’s in my first period class tomorrow. And on Friday. He doesn’t have any more detentions this week though.”

“Erm.. I meant the new friend.” DJ laughed. “Clearly getting over your crush isn’t going as well as you thought it was.” Roy went bright red with embarrassment.

“And on that note, I’m leaving.” Roy groaned at his mistake. With a promise to call again soon, Roy disconnected the call. He then noticed that he had an unread text from Dela.

‘Hope you’re ready for this Friday night! I have some friends I’d like you to meet! See you there!’ The text read, with an ungodly amount of emojis on the end. Roy decided that he would definitely go back to the bar at the weekend, he needed to develop some kind of a social life. And besides, Danny seemed to have his own group of friends there so they wouldn’t really need to interact beyond politeness.

That Friday night Roy meets Dela in the bar and is introduced to some of her friends Darienne, Courtney and Jocelyn. Roy felt like he was finally starting to fit in, in this odd little town. All the girls were mesmerised by the fact Roy was from New York and listened to his stories in awe. He made a promise to take them all there one day, and with that, Roy had himself three new friends.

He didn’t see Danny much that evening, only glimpses of Adore as she danced around the bar with her friends. Roy thought about how it was nice to see her so carefree and happy, not like Danny at school. Later that night when it was Adore’s turn to perform he thought about how much natural talent Danny was blessed with, and how much he wished she could go on to bigger things outside of this small town bar.

Later that evening, after Roy had said goodnight to his friends and was heading back to his car, Roy saw Danny in the smoking area and decided a little conversation never hurt anyone. Roy walked up to Danny who smiled brightly when he noticed.

“Hey!” Danny said excitedly.

“Hey.” Roy smiled. He was slightly taken back by the radiance of Danny’s smile. He felt butterflies in his stomach, as though he were a 13 year old girl talking to her first crush. This was bad.

“I didn’t even know you were here tonight.”

“Yeah, I’ve been around” Roy laughed awkwardly. “So, you were really great tonight.” As soon as the Roy spoke the compliment Danny blushed, which made Roy happy. He couldn’t help but notice how attractive Danny looked tonight, with the remnants of Adore’s black eyeliner making his eyes pop.

“Thank you.” Danny said humbly.

“I mean it, you’re so talented.” Roy continued. He didn’t know why he was doing this, he just couldn’t resist the smile it created on Danny’s face. “You’re going to go on to big things I know it.” Before Danny could reply he was being called back inside by his friends.

“I’ll talk you later?” Danny asked as he was leaving.

“Sure, chola.” Roy laughed, reviving the old nickname which Danny loved.

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Three more weeks pass by with Roy and Danny being in an odd situation. Through the week they barely spoke, Roy was Danny’s science teacher and nothing more. They had the occasional hello and light conversation, but that was the extent of it. When Friday night came around, it was like two different people. If you asked Roy, he’d say they were developing a genuine friendship. Roy was managing to keep his crush at bay and interact with Danny in a purely platonic manner. There was occasional times when Danny had had one too many drinks and did questionable things such as the time he greeted Roy by throwing his arms around his neck, but other than that everything was under control.

The night that he was getting ready for his fifth Friday at the bar, Roy started to doubt whether what he was doing was right, when he noticed himself being excited to see Danny. Roy decided that maybe he ought to give tonight a miss and gave Dela a call on facetime. When the call connected he noticed Dela was out of drag, as Ben, something which despite five weeks of friendship, Roy had never seen before.  

“Wow you are a pretty boy.” Roy laughed as Ben fluttered his eyelashes.

“What’s up?” Ben asked, holding the phone in one hand and packing up all his drag for tonight in the other.

“I don’t think I’m going to be there tonight.” Roy admitted sadly. Ben stopped what he was doing to give Roy his full attention.

“Why not?! Patrick got engaged last saturday we need to celebrate!” Ben said, then covered his mouth as he had clearly said something he shouldn’t have.

“I’ll text Patrick I swear.” Roy promised. “I just have too much work to do.” Roy lied.

“That’s a lie Roy, you never let work build up I know you. What’s really going on?” Ben said sincerely. Roy decided to tell Ben the truth.

“It’s Danny. I’m so worried about what’s happening with him. I shouldn’t even be friends with a student it’s just wrong.” Ben sighed, he felt bad for his friend as he knew this had been a concern of his in the past.

“Look, the way I see it is that right now you’re not doing anything wrong. You barely even speak to Adore, and it’s never anything more than complimenting her performance.”  Maybe Ben was right and Roy was overthinking it. “Maybe if something else did happen between you and Danny it would be a little different, but you don’t have to worry about anything like that yet.”Yet. It was the yet part that Roy was worried about.

“I’m heading off in a few minutes so I’m going to have to go. I really hope I see you there tonight.” After hurried goodbyes the call disconnected and decided he would go to see his friends that night. He vowed to keep contact with Adore to the bare minimum and stick with his friends.

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The night passed fairy smoothly, with the main focus within his group being Jocelyn’s engagement. He was genuinely happy for her, and not at all bitter about the fact that he was almost in his mid 30’s and genuinely didn’t think he’d ever been in love. Okay maybe he was a little. Roy was enjoying the night with his friends until he noticed Dela looking a little uncomfortable and glancing behind him.

“What’s going on girl?” Roy asked Dela, as she continued to glance between Roy and whatever was so interesting over his shoulder.

“Okay don’t freak out but its Adore.” Roy’s heart sank, he could tell from Dela’s tone that he wouldn’t want to see what was going on behind him. Roy glanced over his shoulder and saw some guy kissing Adores neck. It’s fine, Adore was young, and probably spent all weekend making out with people her own age. Suddenly Roy wasn’t in the mood to party anymore.

“I think I’m just going to go.” Roy sighed, Dela had a look of urgent confusion in her eyes.

“Aren’t you going to say something?” Dela asked. It was now Roy’s turn to be confused.

“Why the fuck would I say something?” Roy snapped.

“Well if you won’t I will, she needs help.” Dela snapped back and started walking towards where Adore was. Roy turned round and saw Adore once more, except this time he realised what was actually happening. Adore was desperately trying to push away a man who was attempting to kiss her neck.

“Shit.” Roy muttered, and sprinted after Dela. When he reached the pair he grabbed the man by the shoulder and pulled him back.

“She said no.” Roy said firmly to the man. The man muttered an array of curses under his breath, spat on the floor next to Adore, and walked away. Roy turned to Dela who had her arm around Adore and mouthed ‘sorry’ before turning to Adore.

“Are you okay?” He asked, placing his hand on her arm.

“Yeah I’m fine. Men are so gross.” Adore laughed, trying to brush off what had just happened. Roy could feel she was shaking.

“Let me drive you home.” Roy said, and Adore nodded her head slightly. He quickly said his goodbyes to Dela and thanked her again for noticing, then walked Adore towards his car, leaving his hand on her back the entire time.

Roy let Adore into her side of the car then walked round to the drivers side. Once in the car he looked over at Adore, he saw that same lost expression he saw when he looked at Danny on the sidewalk all those weeks ago.

“Are you okay?” Roy asked softly.

“Yeah I’m okay. It’s just shit isn’t it.” Roy was so angry that someone had the power to ruin Adores night like this.

“You were great tonight.” Roy said, trying to lighten the mood. Adore didn’t reply, but he smiled brightly which was enough for Roy. Within a few minutes of driving, Adore had fallen asleep. Roy was slightly grateful for the silence, as it meant he didn’t have to attempt to make appropriate conversation. When Roy reached the place where he had dropped Danny off last time, he shut off the car as Danny woke up.

“Is here okay?” Roy asked, checking that Danny didn’t want dropping off closer to his home, since it was late at night.

“No here is fine.” Danny smiled then yawned. Roy thought it was adorable. Roy turned in his seat to say goodbye.

“You didn’t have to drive me home.” Danny said, reminding Roy of their conversation after he fixed Danny’s bag.

“I know.” Roy said, echoing his statement on that day. Danny put his hand on the door handle to leave but then turned back to face Roy.

“Thank you.” He said softly, his voice barely more than a whisper. Before Roy had registered what was happening, Danny had pressed his soft lips onto his own. Roy stayed motionless for what felt like an eternity then almost started to kiss back, before Danny pulled away and got out of the car in one swift motion.

“Shit. Danny wait.” Roy called after him, but the door was already closed and Danny was off into the night.

#please remember your tags! #biadore #adore delano #bianca del rio #rpdr fanfiction #m/m au #high school au #yakdiah #kite #queen au #student/teacher

[fortheloveofpearlet]

can you write some abc smut where like its the kinda thing where they're like "guys we're best friends... do we want to do this?"

Thank you darling! Not set in the drag race world.

Send me sentence prompts and drag race pairings and I’ll write you a little drabble!

They’d all had quite a lot to drink over the course of the evening and conversations had turned to sex like they usually did between close friends. The three of them had known each other a long time, and despite the age gaps between them all they were best friends. They’d all worked a small gay bar in LA together some years ago. Danny had just turned eighteen and was bussing tables, Shane who had just moved to the states at the time worked the bar and Roy was their manager. They’d all bonded and even after they all stopped working there they remained great friends. Conversation tonight had started off discussing who was dating who; who was getting laid and who wasn’t. And for the first time in years they were all single.

‘I honestly can’t even remember the last time I got laid.’ Danny had confessed.'Urgh tell me about it, my balls are beyond blue.’ Shane had told them.'Even Grindr has been a let down recently. I’m sure there isn’t a single, attractive gay man left in LA.’ Roy had rolled his eyes.

Somehow it had ended here, in the bedroom of Shane’s apartment. They were all looking at each other slightly nervously. None of them were really sure how this idea had come about. They were all just horny and one of them had mentioned the word threeway and now here they were.'Guys,’ Danny bit his lip awkwardly. 'We’re best friends…do we want to do this?’'Yeah maybe you’re right. This could make things super weird.’ Shane agreed.'It will only be weird if we make it weird. This is just three friends helping each other out. It’s not as though we’ve never seen each other naked before and I swear to god I know your sex lives inside out. What’s the worse that could happen?’ Roy looked between them both. He’d been horny before the conversation about this had ever come up and now he was really horny.'Promise it’s not going to ruin anything?’ Danny looked at Roy and then at Shane.'It’s just sex right?’ Shane shrugged. Maybe they shouldn’t be thinking about this so much. Suddenly he was done thinking, he’d had enough to drink that he didn’t care about tomorrow. He wanted to get laid. He moved closer to Danny and startled the younger boy a little when he grabbed him and kissed him. His hunger took over and he immediately started undoing the buttons on Danny’s shirt. Danny felt Roy come up behind him and his hands snaked around his waist. Danny was hard and Roy palmed him before he started getting his jeans off. When Shane stopped kissing him Danny was stood there in just his pants. Shane and Roy were looking at him like they were lions and Danny was dinner. Shane and Roy exchanged a look.'I want to fuck him.’ Roy bit his lip sexily.'Me too.’ Shane replied. Shane took hold of Danny’s hand and led him towards the bed. 'You’re ok with that?’Danny was already incredibly turned on, his erection barely being contained by his pants.'Oh fuck yeah.’ Danny sounded out of breath already. Shane and Roy smirked at each other and stood at the end of the bed while they both stripped completely naked. 'But you promise-’'It’s not going to change anything.’ Roy cut him off. 'You guys will always be my best friends.’Danny nodded and watched them crawl onto the bed either side of him. Shane’s hand found Danny’s erection and slid inside his pants while Roy pulled his underwear down his legs. Shane started stroking Danny with one hand and with the other he took hold of Roy’s shaft. He pumped both men in perfect rhythm making them both moan.'You want me to open him or are you going to?’ Shane asked Roy.'Can I?’ Roy smirked.'Be my guest.’Shane let go of them both and Danny whimpered a little. Shane nodded his head to the bedside table where he kept the lube and condoms. Roy reached over and grabbed what he needed. He coated some lube on his fingers and parted Danny’s legs. He spent a little time massaging the outside of his hole making the younger man moan again. Shane repositioned himself so his head was at Danny’s crotch and his own crotch was by Danny’s face and he took Danny’s head in his mouth. Danny gasped and closed his eyes briefly. Shane’s dick was staring him in the face when he opened his eyes again and he lapped his tongue over his head. Shane responded by deep throating Danny and at almost the same time Roy inserted two fingers into his hole. Danny gasped and as he did so, Shane thrust his dick inside his mouth. Shane was working on his dick whilst practically fucking Danny’s mouth. Danny didn’t really have to do a lot which was good because he was already feeling so close to the brink. Roy was scissoring his hole, thrusting inside him as deep as could get and playing with his balls. Shane’s mouth was warm and wet and it felt like heaven wrapped around his dick. Shane was thrusting into his mouth harder and harder and it was a really good job Danny didn’t have much of a gag reflex. Roy found his prostate with his fingers and it made Danny moan around Shane’s dick. He wanted to warn Shane of his impending orgasm but he couldn’t and all of a sudden Shane felt his come filling his mouth. He swallowed every last drop and rolled off of Danny.'I think he’s ready.’ Shane told Roy. Roy smiled and let his fingers slide out of Danny. He grabbed Shane by the shoulders and kissed him messily while Danny watched on. When the kiss broke, Roy flipped Danny over onto his front and pulled him onto his hands and knees. Danny heard a condom packet rip and the sound of lube being coated onto the rubber. Then he heard another condom packet rip. He braced himself when Roy grabbed his hips and he thrust into him straight away. He didn’t waste any time, he was pounding into the younger boy hard and fast. He looked to the side to see Shane stroking his own condom sheathed dick. Danny was growing hard again. Roy found Danny’s prostate again making Danny moan loudly. He aimed his thrusts there, panting a little. He heard Shane slap Roy’s ass loudly.'My turn.’ Shane whined a little. Roy chuckled and gave Danny’s hole a few more thrusts and then he was pulling out. Danny felt uncomfortably empty for a moment but it wasn’t long before Shane pounded into him. Shane was just as hard as Roy and Danny was ok with that. He closed his eyes, one of his hands going to his own dick and stroking. Suddenly he heard Shane moan loudly and they were both thrust forward a little. Danny had a pretty good idea of what had happened. Roy had thrust inside Shane with no warning and thrust hard enough that Shane didn’t have to move a whole lot as the force from Roy was pushing him into Danny. Danny kept his eyes closed and pictured Roy fucking Shane. Both men pounded harder and harder, Shane was moaning and panting and he was the first to come. He stayed inside Danny while Roy carried on thrusting into him. Danny had picked up the pace on his dick and moaned as his second orgasm hit. Roy wasn’t far behind him and he squeezed Shane’s ass as he came. He pulled out of Shane and Shane pulled out of Danny and they got rid of the condoms. The three of them fell to the bed, sweating and panting.'Oh god what did we just do?’ Danny started to panic.'Nothing’s changed.’ Roy smiled at him. 'In fact, I think we should make this a regular occurrence.’ His eyes sparkled a little.'I’d be up for that.’ Shane smirked. 'Danny?’They both turned to look at the younger man. He was blushing a little. This felt so weird, they were best friends. Did best friends do things like this? But he had to admit this was one of the best nights of his life and if that were the case why would he say no to a repeat? Eventually he bit his lip and nodded.'Yeah, why not.’ He laughed a little. They may be his best friends but who knew him better than them? And they certainly knew how to give him a night he would never forget. Maybe friends made the best lays?

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