#Grindr fic

[jamietwat]

Jamie would 100% make Roy a dating app profile sometime after the Keeley rejecting both of them thing to try to help him move on and meet people when clearly he’s refusing to get back out there organically and he’d think he’s being so helpful and generous and the best wingman ever. He’d handpick what he considers the sexiest pictures he can find and put a bunch of shit Roy would never say thinking he’s being accurate and helpful and not even taking the clear opportunity to make a joke account to embarrass him or anything when he easily could have just made fun of him and chosen the worst pictures possible instead

And then he would be SO offended when it doesn’t go well when Roy finds out about it and is not properly appreciative at all

Roy thinks it’s Jamie’s account when he starts showing Roy girls like what do you think of her and asking him way too many questions when Roy has no interest in participating and has no idea why the fuck Jamie seems incapable of swiping without trying to get Roy’s opinions first. Meanwhile, Roy’s giving one word answers at first and then increasingly trying to brush him off when he doesn’t stop and then he’s just flat out like “Choose your own dates and leave me the fuck out of it” and Jamie’s like “Nah, this is your account. You should have a say” and instead of being grateful and appreciative and thanking Jamie for being oh so generous with his time and energy, Roy just scowls at him and growls out “You did not make a fucking Tinder profile for me” and Jamie just smirks and decides now is not the right moment yet to mention that he actually made him accounts on like three different apps because he wasn’t sure which Roy would like best

Roy barks at him to delete it and Jamie’s all whiny like “Come on, I spent a lot of time on these and you haven’t even considered it. Plus, even if you’re not ready to date someone yet, you’d still be less miserable to be around if you at least found someone to shag in the meantime”

And Roy’s like “Delete it. I don’t want a fucking Tinder profile.” And Jamie looks at him confused for a moment and then seems to have an epiphany as he goes “Oh, do you want a Grindr one instead? Hold on a second” and he flips to a different app and Roy’s too busy being baffled by the fact that Grindr is already on Jamie’s phone and that he’s having to sign out of his own account to try to make one for Roy to even stop him before he’s already trying to sign up for a new account and Roy goes “That’s not what I meant. I don’t want any dating app”

And Jamie pauses his typing and turns and looks at him so skeptically and so judgily and suddenly somehow Roy is trying to fight for his life trying to defend why he’s not looking for some random stranger to date or fuck around with

#Also a possibility: Jamie not signing out of his and asking Roy what he thinks of #guys and when Roy is like stop that why did you make me a Grindr profile why are you swiping on guys and even if you were WHY that one #And Roy’s trying to get the phone out of Jamie’s hand and when he does Jamie’s like stop that’s my account let me swipe #on him I was just trying to find out what kind of guys you’d be into before making yours 😔 #+ Roy being so critical of Jamie’s taste in men like him??? seriously??? because the idea of Jamie messaging any of them bothers him #I may turn this into a RoyJamie fic at some point or possibly RoyJamie that has Keeley later too #Obviously Roy’s brain obsesses over Jamie’s Grindr profile and what he may or may not be doing with it just as much as he obsesses over #Jamie in general after this and he’s stuck trying to figure out how to casually bring it back up to him #(Spoiler alert: it’s Roy so it absolutely won’t be casual and yet Jamie won’t care that it isn’t at all #) #Jamie would GLADLY be the one fucking around with Roy but he’s also out here advocating for Roy to fuck in general #RoyJamie #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #Ted Lasso #Mine #Grindr fic #Putting that there for when I come back to this because I have a lot of thoughts #Once again I refuse to reread words and edit rn so I’ll just be bummed about the errors later

[mish-tique]

The Grindr Fic is Complete

So if you were waiting to read it 'till it was complete - eat your heart out!

#lestappen #grindr fic

[daffi-990]

✨ Inspiration Saturday ✨

Tagged by @jesuisici33 and @911-on-abc. Thank you lovelies for the tag 😘

Today’s snippet is from the Rival Firefighters 🚒 fic and I’ve been having so much fun writing the chapter it’s in. I couldn’t resist making a moodboard for it either cos you know I love a good moodboard.

It’s been a long and hectic week and Eddie is extremely grateful it’s Shannon’s weekend with Chris. He loves his son and loves spending time with him, but Eddie is feeling so wound tight and needs to let off some stream in a not suitable for children kind of way. Halfway through the week he’d caved and opened up Grindr (he doesn’t usually use the app, preferring to make connections in person) and had matched with someone called Firehose. The name was a bit odd, but the guy was flirty and seemed fun and Eddie needed some fun. So they’d agreed to meet up Saturday night for drinks at a local club.

Eddie’s been to this particular club before so finding it isn’t a problem. It’s still early according to club going times, a little past 9:30 pm, so getting a car park is stress free which Eddie is grateful for. He hates not knowing a parking situation beforehand. He parks alongside a dark green jeep (or is it grey? He can’t tell in the crappy car park lighting and why is he focusing on the car’s colour anyway?) and does a quick check of his reflection in the rear view mirror before hoping out and making his way inside.

Firehose said he’d be at the bar and that he’d be wearing a dark grey short sleeved button down and that he was tall. Eddie hopes the guy isn’t one of those guys that says they’re 6 foot two but in reality are only 5 foot seven or something. Not that he’s opposed to short men, it’s just he prefers them tall and with enough muscle that he knows they could man handle him if he asked.

Eddie scans the bar and sees a guy that matches the description Firehose gave him. He can only see him from behind as the guy is turned in his seat watching a boisterous game of pool, but he’s very tall and his shirt is grey and stretching over a well muscled back. The guy’s hair is a dirty blond and looks to have been styled with something that has tamed his curls but has left his hair still looking soft. He has a sudden urge to run his hands through it. Maybe later. Eddie begins to move towards him and just as he’s about 3 feet away, the guy turns back to the bar and Eddie gets a side on view of his face.

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”

Firehose, no, Buckley, turns in his seat at Eddie’s remark, a wicked grin lighting up his stupid smug face as realisation of the situation dawns on him. Firehose. The name suddenly makes so much more sense. Of course the guy Eddie was supposed to be meeting up with tonight was Buckley.

No pressure tagging: @callmenewbie @hippolotamus @lover-of-mine @wikiangela @thewolvesof1998 @exhuastedpigeon @fortheloveofbuddie @eddiediaztho @forthewolves @athenagranted @callaplums @captain-hen @wildlife4life @eddiebabygirldiaz @loserdiaz @ladydorian05 @rainbow-nerdss @try-set-me-on-fire @spotsandsocks @devirnis @disasterbuckdiaz @giddyupbuck @hoodie-buck @honestlydarkprincess @monsterrae1 and anyone who wants to play and has something they want to share -> consider this your tag ☺️

#rival firefighters fic #buddie #buddie wip #daffi writes #also I have no idea how people on dating apps talk so the Grindr convo in the moodboard is me winging it haha

[rmd-writes]

The Grindr Toolbox: A Guide to Getting Nailed

A series of three fics based on this tweet.

When I first saw the tweet, I knew immediately that I had to write a fic based on it, but then I was struck with a dilemma: which fandom? Unusually, this particular prompt worked perfectly in my mind for each of my fandoms, and so an unhinged plan unfolded.

The aim: one prompt, three fics, three fandoms, each following the same loose structure while being distinctly unique to each ship.

Did I hit the brief? Read on and find out

A Helping Hand (Tarlos)

When TK’s bathroom sink is flooding and he needs help, pronto, he turns to Grindr to find someone close by. But what happens when the best one night stand of his life walks in the door?

This Is Not a Drill (David x Patrick)

Building flat pack furniture has never been David’s forte, and when he loses the metal tool thingy that was in the box, things begin to look dire. Some quick thinking brings a neighbour to his aid – a gorgeous, curly-haired neighbour with forearms that are, quite frankly, rude. And perhaps most inexplicably of all, he’s nice. David isn’t used to nice.

Are You Screwing with Me? (firstprince)

Alex is only downloading Grindr because he’s curious. It doesn’t fucking mean anything, right? And when he answers a call for help from a very hot neighbour – who has no business having a shoulder-to-waist ratio like that – he’s just being friendly. It definitely doesn’t mean that he’s going to discover things about himself that he’d assumed were just passing curiosity.

Or, the Grindr meet-cute AUs

As always, it takes a village and I owe a million thank yous to @welcometololaland @celeritas2997 @indomitable-love @athousandrooms @everwitch-magiks @howtosingit for everything from listening to me talk about these fics endlessly, helping me make some crucial decisions, beta reading and supplying me with titles. I couldn’t have done it without you 💖

#if you’ve already read these thank you I love you #especially those of you who read the fics outside of your fandom(s) #it really means so much to me that you did #rmd writes #rmd writes: rwrb #rmd writes: sc #rmd writes: ls #tarlos fic #911 lone star fic #rwrb fic #firstprince fic #red white & royal blue fic #schitt’s creek fic #sc fic #tarlos #911 lone star #RWRB #red white & royal blue #schitt’s creek #Grindr toolbox

[mixelation]

Man I can't help but find vampire aus so disappointing that it literally infuriates me. Like, they always end up stripping the characters down of any canon complexity and force them into the same one note cookie cutter characterizations that are somehow exactly the same across fics, and even across fandoms! And they never actually explore the world building or what have you of vampires being real and just use it as an excuse for drama and kinky sex. And the sex isn't even that good OR kinky!

Sorry that was a bit of a ramble. I just always get my hopes up for an actually interesting vampire au, and it always ends up so disappointing. 🙁

LMAO no i feel this. i feel like a lot of popular AUs/tropes follow this pattern. like, people want a specific trope or dynamic so bad they'll shove characters into it without much thought for their actual personalities. also a lot of people are just COWARDS about kinky sex. USE DEIDARA'S HAND-MOUTHS YOU FOOLS

on the other hand, i do have a certain fondness for AUs that go "FUCK IT, vampires just exist, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS"

#i have read fics where things like grindr and uber just exist in ninjaland with no explanation and i kind of love it #like if you're going to be ridiculous..... just own it #ask meme answer

[bizarrelittlemew]

this is apparently as close as I can get to pwp 🤸 pining Ed and oblivious Stede (and Mary) ❤️

~9.2k words, explicit, modern au

Stede and Mary had to be the two most oblivious people in the world. In that sense, they were perfect for each other, Ed supposed. While Mary was at least aware that Stede was very likely very gay, she seemed to completely overlook the fact that Ed was utterly in love with him. *** The problem about being in love with Stede is that he is dating Ed's best friend, Mary. Oh, and that Stede hasn't realized he's gay. Yet. Ed might be able to help with that, though.

thanks to @blakbonnet for the (world's fastest) beta 💕

#my fics #ofmd fanfic #fanfic #and thanks to josh for educating me on how grindr works ❤️ #i lost the ability to be brief about anything apparently #oh well

[croquettish]

every color turned blue [ dimilix | part 4/9 ]

Pairing: Dimitri/Felix Rating: Rated explicit for future chapters Summary: Sylvain suggests that Dimitri install a messaging app in order to speak openly with his people without them knowing that he's royalty.

Needless to say, Felix cannot be normal about this.

Or: Dimilix Grindr AU

Come read it over on AO3!

#dimilix #fraldarddyd #my fic #grindr au

[in-servo-necessitas]

km: being kidnapped and observed for days before you ever meet your kidnapper, knowing his presence only though a speaker through which he commands you, the marks on your body when you've been bad, after you've taken your sedative, and occasionally, cum on your face and tits, with a day of perfect obedience giving you pain between your legs when you wake up

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

god god god. please. I think this fits with my neuroses really well in that like. silent-but-physically-present creates a sort of distance, I'd wonder a lot about what they were thinking, but there's also a baseline of reassurance from physical presence? and this ask is the opposite, it would make me anxious all the time, I'd have lots to work with in terms of trying to predict and understand the kidnapper in a way that would help me be obedient but not stuff like body language that helps me feel safe.

and waking up to soreness and bruises and cum drying on my skin is really hot. I love the concept of rewards where the actual experience is just a different flavor of pain, but one that signifies approval. I moved this up from FUCK yes just thinking about that part. I feel like this could be really efficient at like, perspective-changing? inducing Stockholm syndrome? to make the abstract knowledge of having been judged fuckable into the only possible reward... "The worst horror of woman's condition in a harem is that her days are deserts of boredom; when the male is not using this object that she is for him, she is absolutely nothing."

speaking of which—this would be perfect except that I think you might run out of interesting things to command me about remotely? like, if I was more stubborn you could get a lot of mileage out of telling me to do the same things over and over, with escalating punishments in the sedated intervals, until I got the hint and eventually did them. but if I woke up kidnapped in a basement I'd probably just do what the voice from the speaker said, bc I want a good grade in being kidnapped. and then do you really have very many days' worth of commands?

...okay actually I thought about that for five minutes and came up with some things so I'm ready to be picked up now

#one option of course is to tell me to do something hard and unfamiliar that requires practice to get right #thinking of that one PMMM fic where Homura locks Madoka in a basement #and (among other things) has her play a videogame representation of the puella magi/witch cycle‚ from the perspective of the incubators #thinking also of that time when a grindr date was really into The OA and we watched most of the first season together over a couple dates #but then he was vanilla enough that I didn't feel like I could talk to him about whether the bad guy's basement prison was hot #tototavros #kink meme

[mish-tique]

spoiled by lestappen anon here (probs the last ask) but they're lying a bit apart just so they can gaze into each other's eyes? im sobbing, someone lie with me a bit apart to gaze into my eyes please

PROBS THE LAST ASK THEY SAY. they were very wrong. Considering you and your nickname change you will be getting a tag for both but i'm also compiling all your asks into one post or someone will kill me for the spam.

if you continue to read; beware of spoilers for chapter 6 of the grindr fic!

okay so you live asking your read absolutely killed me. like. i loved reading your reactions. totally made my day. and god their reactions!! the insecurity was so interesting to write

don't apologise sweetheart! it's totally fine. and pls dont sob on the floor, find some arms to sob into! that's more comfortable <33

LMAO im sorry the wattpad comparison killed me. whew those were times. But yes I get you, that comment by line is the only feature i would kill to get on ao3 skdhgsdg. AND SKDGHDSK. thank you for the flowers you're too sweet omg <33

same sweetheart. same. god knows how i can write them like that when i've never experienced such love myself.

Right!! right. It makes it all so much more endearing too.

he's a frigging sap, that's what he is kshdgksdg.

believe me, they're going to kill us all.

please. and charles will finally have no timezone struggles anymore!! a win for him.

Do! Not! Apologise! Your asks literally made my day and I'm so happy that this could help you deal with the balance of acad work. And yes, this fic is my baby but also a beast so I love it dearly but I'm also happy that it's finished now. You may or may not be getting the last update tonight <33

Thank you so much for the roses and all your kind words, you have no idea what they mean to me <3

#spoiled by lestappen anon #🥺🌹 #lestappen #grindr fic

[look-i-love-u]

Galladrabbles - Song

This is my @galladrabbles for this week's prompt set by the great @sully-999 "This song reminds me of you...". I went with some melodious sounds that remind me of them aka slutty drabble ahead!

This is the 24th part of my grindr!AU which you can read: HERE

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Mickey fits perfectly into Ian’s arms. Like he’s meant to be there. His head thrown back onto Ian’s shoulder. Their fingers intertwined. Ian’s cock sheeted in tight amazing heat.

Ian presses forward harder. Into Mickey. He kisses his exposed neck. Leaves a mark. 

Mickey groans. Whispers his name. Their voices mix, their moans turn into a sighed melody. The gentle whisper of the lake waves lapping against the docks, synced with the sound of flesh meeting flesh. 

“Fuck…” Mickey grabs his hands tighter. Goes tense and impossible tight. Heavy splashes of cum hit a wooden boat as he comes undone.

#their sex noises are their favourite song #galladrabbles #gallavich #shameless #fic rec #drabble #drabble challenge #grindr!au #second to last chapter whoooop!

[rmd-writes]

ten first lines challenge

Rules: Share the first line of your last ten published works or as many as you are able to and see if there are any patterns! (I also excluded the drabble collections and the kiss prompt snippets)

Thanks for the tags @hippolotamus @stereopticons!

The Grindr Toolbox: A Guide to Getting Nailed (series: Tarlos, David x Patrick, Firstprince - I’m cheating a little here, but all three fics in this series start with the same first line)

“Fuck.”

to love is to undress our names (Tarlos)

A wave of relief washes over him. 

the way you make me feel (so real, so good) (Tarlos)

It’s been a day.

I gotta handle you just right (Tarlos)

“Oh my god,” Nancy says as she walks into their house, dropping her bag on the floor. 

and this is romance, let’s dance (Tarlos)

Carlos has to admire TK’s confidence in following him onto the dance floor and attempting to line dance – something he’s clearly never done before. 

the strong will never fall (Tarlos)

“TK?” Carlos’ voice brings him back to the present and he turns to look at his fiancè, who’s looking back at him with concern written across his face. 

these are the moments i cherish (Tarlos)

TK will never ever get tired of being kissed by his husband. 

Precious Love (Tarlos)

When TK’s mom picks him up from the bus station after summer camp, he’s excited to see her and tell her all about it, but she seems like she’s in a strange mood. 

Your Place or Mine? (Tarlos)

TK and Carlos sleep in Carlos’ room on their final night at the Reyes ranch, curled around each other in Carlos’ bed – deliberately this time – although things don’t get any further than some lazy making out and a little grinding, once they’re both hard in their pyjamas and pressed against each other. 

Soon (Tarlos)

TK loves this.

Not entirely sure I’d say there’s a pattern there? other than that I’ve clearly been writing mostly Tarlos fics for a while now

tagging @welcometololaland @iboatedhere @liminalmemories21 @carlos-in-glasses @everwitch-magiks @clottedcreamfudge @cha-melodius @rosedavid @ambiguouspenny @strandnreyes to play if you want

#10 first line challenge #rmd writes #rmd writes: lonestar #tarlos fic #911 lone star fic #rmd writes: sc #rmd writes: rwrb #those last two are only in the grindr toolbox though

[samuelroukin]

saw a guy with a balaclava in a movie and immediately thought - is ghost!!!!

i feel you, that man has ruined (improved?) any balaclava sighting for me as well 😩

#saw a guy on grindr wearing one and i was like OH??? #did not hit him up and wrote a fic instead. as you do #anon #asks

[yay-depression]

i’ve got another one folks!! this isn’t nearly as good as my first one but i’ve created another cover for a sambucky fic.

once again if you haven’t read this very funny and very horny fic by @glittercake i highly recommend it!

once again: this is not art or drawing of any kind! this was me fucking around on picsart and adobe effects

credit for black man holding phone goes to LinkedIn Sales Solutions on Unsplash

credit for white man holding phone goes to Alex Ware on Unsplash

#fic cover #i don’t like this one nearly as much #the top is very plain #the idea was to try and do it in grindr colors #i don’t think i did well #in my defense it’s 2 am