#hades: HETTIE IF YOU WON'T DO IT I WILL :D

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Tugger: *teaching Hestia how to drive*

Tugger: So, you're driving, and Munkustrap and Macavity walk into the street. What do you hit?

Hestia: The brakes!

Tugger: Macavity. You hit Macavity.

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