Happy Birthday Sally!
Since I couldnβt really DO anything brilliantly special for your birthday this year, I thought Iβd write you a blog. (Maybe this could become a birthday tradition, eh?) Yeah I'm not creative or whatsoever so you gotta suck it up hoe. Maybe make America little smaller so that i can DO something?
Anywaayyyy here are some wack ass wishes by your dumb little hoes. (I read them all and they all are weird asf)
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Hi Ezzy! im on my computer at the moment so I can't use emojis lol. You'll have to work with me. Anywho, it's your freaking birthday girlie! Although I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that. Now I know we don't talk much anymore, but I hope ya know that I still think you're freaking fabulous of course. You're 14 now if im right. Gosh that makes me feel old lol. I'm gonna stop bLaBBeRiNg now and get to the point. I usually tell this to everyone on their birthday but I always mean it.
I hope your day is filled with absolute loads of happiness that you can barely take it and of course presents I mean come on. Don't let anything worry you, have fun, laugh, and enjoy the day girlie.
- Loads of love, Katy.<3
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Merry Christmas SallπππI mean HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY. It's not that long ago when you were still a small beanπ ah children grow so fast. I wish you all the best and lots of love. Hopefully all your wishes will come true ππππΊ
- the big hoe marπ
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EZRA! YOUβre THE SWEETEST LITTLE COOKIE! A LITTLE DUMB BUT CUTE ENOUGH TO GET BY. YOU MADE THIS YEAR SO MUCH BETTER FOR EVERYONE AROUND YOU AND I THINK EVERYONE LOVES YOU FOR IT! HAPPY BIRTHDAYπ₯³
- Aniket
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SALLY!!!!
Happy birthday to my beautiful friend πwish for u much love and many laughs , stay blessed and enjoy ur big day , love u so much π
i remember how we became friends when someone finally decided to adopt me a.k.a youππ
Bunnie (myra)
HAPPYYY BIRTHDAY EX WIFEYYYYYY.πππ
I hope u enjoy your day to the fullest, i love u and have loads of fun on your special day...
I feel so lucky to have you as my friend. Hope your birthday is as special as you are.May all of your dreams come true. Thanks for being such a great friend. I am looking forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. I want to wish you all the love and happiness in the world, all of which you deserve. Happy birthday my sallyβ€
- Sofia
To queen sally,
As we are busy embracing the arrival of a new year 2020, we mustn't forget a very special occasion too. It's your birthday, Sally. You are the queen of Atlantis, and people ought to celebrate the queen's birthday in a grand way, right? So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY *trumpets playing* I always felt like you were my twin since you are so smol and cute. You are too precious, sally. It's illegal for you to even look outside since you are so arrestingly adorable. Thanks for helping me whenever I was in need. I always felt comfartable talking to you. You are a bright giant social butterfly, a limelight to which all the ugly moths aka us including me are drawn to. You, your clever jokes and your pervertness just makes me laugh like a maniac. Most of all, thanks for always being there for me in times of happiness, in times of need. On your special day, I hope you live to a trillion years old, so you can tell your great great great great great great great great Γ10 can know all about your cute michiveousness and our odd family tree lol, also anna's incredible twerking!! You are the warmth of atlantis. Stay the way you are always. The world needs it. We need it. I need it in my life. Love you more than everything else in the world.
Xoxo,
Your devil Lisaπ
Happy birthday to my cute and smol nutshell
This time you're Turing 14
your are growing up so fast π’π’π’β€β€β€ no longer smol but always cute
Ilysm and wish you all the best for the rest of the yearπ
Today is your day and enjoy it to the fullest so once again happy birthday mwahhhβ¨β¨β€β€πππππ
- Berry
HAPPY BIRhThday SALLY!!! You are the sweetest yet the weirdest and one of the funniest person i knowπ€¦π»ββοΈπβ€π§‘ππππ
Hope your special day will bring you lots of happiness, love, and fun. You deserve them a lot. Enjoy!All things are sweet and bright. May you have a lovely birthday Night. Donβt ever change! Stay as amazing as you are. STAY HAPPY,STAY CRAZY BITCH!!!! I love you and will always be here if you need me π₯Ίπ₯Ίπππ₯³π₯³π₯³ππππππππ
-Addya
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!! MY HOE IS GROWING UP :') This is like the 3rd year together omg! And 2nd year of your bday celebration! We've had so many memories bish.. Peppa pig jokes, dying over hot guys and girls, LARRY, talking bout life and shared the weirdest shit to each other! Hope we stay this way forever! Man! You're growing up! But never change the way you are! I LOVE YOU SOO FUCKING MUCH πβ€οΈ! Imma give you a gift soon!! And HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY AGAIN MY HOE!!!
- Hazel
dear Ezra! happy, happy birthday to you my lil cutie! I can't believe that you're already 14, but I also said that when you turned 13ππ but it's true, you grow soo fast. it was like yesterday when you turned 13 and now you're 14. I just want to let you know that you're a amazing best friend, and I wouldn't want anyone else to be my best friend than you. you're the person I can tell everything to. you're just awesome and I've missed you a lot. but I'm really thankful that I met you, and that you came such a huge part of my life. we've drifted off a lot. but the love is still there, at least from me. but I hope we'll get closer again this year. I wish the bestest for you. I hope you will have a great day! ππ I love you so much more than you thinkππππ
Today is your day and enjoy it to the fullest so once again happy birthday mwahhhβ¨β¨β€β€πππππ
happy birthday once again our Moanaπππ₯°π₯°π₯Ί
- Mer
My dear Cuteness,
so you're 14 now? Damn I still remember the time you were just 12 years old, feeling evil because you were illegally on amino and having the time of your life.
I never would've thought I'd still be in touch with you today, but here we are. And with every passing day talking to you I love you a little bit more.
I don't even know where to begin. All the things that happened during the time. We laughed, we cried, we had fun and drama and so much more. I wouldn't want to miss a single second and I certainly don't regret any of it.
So today we celebrate your second birthday together, and I hope it will be as amazing as the last one.
You're my little cuteness, my love and my happy place. You're the person I rely on the most from all of you.
This is to all the following years we get to spend together. To all the memories we will make.
"The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad
If we got each other, and that's all we have
I will be your mother, and I'll hold your hand
You should know I'll be there for you
When the world's not perfect
When the world's not kind
If we have each other then we'll both be fine
I will be your mother, and I'll hold your hand
You should know I'll be there for you"
I guess that lyrics describes it pretty well.
I love you, Sally. And I wish you the happiest birthday of all.
All the love,
your mommy
No, this shit doesn't have my wish because mine is a long ass crap so you gotta have patience. Now stfu and go π‘ππ½
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