#hashtag bisexual momence

[spacemancharisma]

ways i’ve described being attracted to people:

“I want to braid her hair and watch movies at a sleepover with her”

“I want to work in his household. I want to bake bread for that man”

“I want to chew on him like a rubber ball”

“I want to sit at her feet and have her pet me like a little dog and tell me what to do”

“I want to do bad things to him. like, legitimately morally bankrupt things”

“I want to build an altar and worship her as a deity”

“I want to wash his hair and put him in a baby bjorn”

“I have a pathological need to chew on that man’s tiddies”

“I want to have a complicated years-long homoerotic friendship with her”

“I have never wanted to suck a dick so bad in my life, I swear”

“I need to have had that man on a leash yesterday”

“I had a dream that he kissed my neck and I got the lipstick mark tattooed”

“I have never understood the urge to call someone I’m attracted to ‘mommy’ but I get it now”

“ohhh my god I need to put eyeliner on him right now”

“I want to go on a lord of the rings-style quest with him”

“I just want him to know I’m available if he ever needs his pussy ate. like, I’m here for you”

#hashtag bisexual momence #points to you if you can guess who any of these were said about #personal #sex ment