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Rynny’s Age Gap
Ryan, completely unprompted: Sometimes, I forget how young you are.
Johnny, just trying to relax on his bed, throwing down his phone: For the gods’ sake, I'm only four months and five days younger than you Ryan!!
Ryan, teasingly: Oh look, you're getting cranky. You haven't had your juice yet, have you?
Johnny: Well, my straw broke off in the carton so, I couldn’t- hey hold up, that’s so not the bloody point!
Ryan: *straight up cackling*
Johnny, glaring at him: You’re a tosser.
Ryan, still snickering: And yet, you love me anyway.
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