#he destroyed a ceramic eeyore because i had elastic hair ties draped over it in my bathroom

[mittensmorgul]

me, talking to my kid who is wearing noise cancelling headphones about our cat, virgil: I’ve officially changed his name to villain

kid: why?

me: because he breaks things and always steals my chair?

kid: okay, sure, but why dylan?

me: ...??? not dylan... VILLAIN. because he’s a thief

kid: OOOHHHHH

so now apparently our cat is named dylan

#my life as a muppet #his name is still virgil he's just a villain :'D #he destroyed a ceramic eeyore because i had elastic hair ties draped over it in my bathroom #i bought the thing 22 years ago before kiddo was born and i'm not processing the loss of something so small being destroyed #but the cat is a hair tie thief and a chair thief and a general miscreant #but i own his fuzzy belly so i guess it's a fair trade... >.>