#he has never had a single normal human interaction ever. at least fifty-nine infants died bc of him. the 60th is now his parole officer

[evilkitten3]

i know almost nothing about naruto but i love that orochimaru is the most genderfucked out of any fictional character ive ever heard of. what an icon tbh

orochimaru has committed unthinkable atrocities but i simply do not care. in fact i think she should have done some more

#naruto #naruto shippuden #orochimaru #no but fr he's so funny #adopted a kid to steal his body got killed offscreen came back just to get his ass kicked and then got brought back by that kid #just so he could talk to some dead presidents #on the way he saw his ex-son/brother/student/minion/husband had tried to steal his identity #and thought he was so pathetic he fully decided to stop being an antagonist #now he lives in the country he made which has been legitimized and is headed by him with several of his former experiments #who appear to be living their of their own free will #and also he cloned himself at least twice so he's got a couple of sons running around #AND he appears to have successfully attained immortality. and also got even younger and prettier even though he's now in his 60s/70s #throughout the entirety of the naruto manga he did not win a single fight. everyone is scared shitless of him #except one drunk old lady with a gambling problem and also sasuke #ino and hinata consider him a mom friend #he has never had a single normal human interaction ever. at least fifty-nine infants died bc of him. the 60th is now his parole officer #no one did it like her <333333