#he’s never beating the wanton bastard allegations

[amber-laughs]

listen jon and ygritte were rawing on the ground in front of everybody for months. any modern au jon should only be having sex in an ihop parking lot midday lunch rush okay?

#targ being sexually weird fork found in kitchen #he’s actually so fucking gross #of course that’s pookie bear tho #he’s never beating the wanton bastard allegations #don’t get me started about him fantasizing about doing it in the godswood #valyrianscrolls #jon snow #asoiaf #asoiaf crack #modern asoiaf #ygritte #jonygritte