#he’s so much less messy than a dog or cat or a fish tank

[southislandwren]

No pets *shows picture of King Alphonse* okay I’ll make an exception because he looks very polite

#manifesting it for tomorrow. baby boy we have got to get out of the dorms #I took pictures of his cage with a ruler so she’ll know how big it is and I’ll be like. #his cage is small with heating pads (no chance of fire) theres no way he could escape or make a mess #I’ve had him for 8 years and he’s never made a sound or smelled bad. he’s 7 inches long (shorter than my dick) #well maybe I won’t say that last part. but like overall Al is such a nonassuming pet #she wouldn’t even know if I moved him in tbh but I have an honor system so I’m disclosing him #he’s so much less messy than a dog or cat or a fish tank #he’s also an ESA so technically she can’t deny me housing because of him :/ #anyway I’m very excited. I have two people willing to co-sign me. credit score of 679 or something like that idk I gotta check again #my hobbies are video games and stargazing and drawing and roller skating (no partying or loud friends coming over) #not to brag but I am possibly the best college tenant this apartment will ever have #also in the pic why is my knuckle so dark. bruh #there’s no way it’s still the scars from when I would chew on my hand?? that was like 4 years ago #I gotta make sure to ask about how courtesy hours are enforced/how I’d talk to a neighbor about noise #gotta reinforce I’m not planning on complaining but I’m leaving the dorms because of noise and looking for a quiet environment #gotta tell her I’ll be a fourth year student and would rent the place until 2024 (won’t have to find another tenant anytime soon) #if she needs a character reference maybe I’ll call Mike lmao #be like hey Mike can you tell this kind lady about how I don’t do anything ever and didn’t speak more than 8 sentences my first day? #ALSO I was prowling the [redacted] site and they have a job posting up for QA second shift position bitch that is MY JOB!!!!!! #literally all I want is a second shift QA lab tech job at [redacted]!!!!!!! #I really hope it’s still there when I graduate I’ll be less happy as an operator :((( #anyway today was good. boss said I was a rising star :) yes sir I am very good at ice cream I’ve said this since the beginning #my pets #diary post #okay goodnight. it’s only 10 so I’ll probably lie in bed awake for another two hours but horizontal is better than nothing