#hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back

[flyingthesky]

this is the worst intersection of fandoms i will ever experience. thanks kevin jonas.

#and nothing's as amazing as a musical #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back #i'm! being! very! normal! about! this! #WHY IS KEVIN BEING PLAYED BY AN EVAN HANSEN #did nick ask to be played by sis or did she ask #alex boniello being joe is perfect no notes

[flyingthesky]

there's a file on my mp3 player that's named "THE ONLY JONAS BROTHERS SONG I CARE ABOUT AT ALL EVER."

it's scandinavia.

#who lets reili make text posts? #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back #my kevin jonas problem is visible from space

[flyingthesky]

the answer is charles is harry styles, the sex hotline worker nick jonas keeps calling.

#who lets reili make text posts? #not really but #okay then one direction #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back

[flyingthesky]

unrelated (but related to something I ranted to craze about): if you ever feel a really strong urge to write accurate fic focusing on nick jonas' diabetes, you can ask me for help.

(you should ask me for help. I can tell you way more than you ever wanted to know about diabetes. multiple types.)

#who lets reili make text posts? #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back

[flyingthesky]

rubikovs replied to your post:

WHY IS EVERYONE JONASES WITH YOU?????????

WELCOME TO 2009 AND MY JONAS BROTHERS PROBLEM, SARA.

#rubikovs #cosmo boyfriend club #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back #/points at tag

[flyingthesky]

rubikovs replied to your post:

this is my new favorite post even if you spelled michaels last name wrong

maybe michael jonas is the fifth jonas brother WHAT DO YOU KNOW SARA.

#rubikovs #cosmo boyfriend club #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back #should have probably thrown in some nick/joe too lbr

[flyingthesky]

now is a good time for this again.

#who lets reili make text posts? #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back #who am i kidding IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME FOR THIS VIDEO

[flyingthesky]

forever annoyed that jonas wasn't actually about spies pretending to be a boyband.

#who lets reili make text posts? #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back

[flyingthesky]

aimmyarrowshigh replied to your post:

Ugh, Jonas Brothers do that, too, don't they? They call LVTT their third but it's their fourth.

yes. because apparently you can count things however you want when you're an international popstar.

also their counting is even worse than I thought. apparently they just neglect to list Backstreet's Back on the discography and count the US Backstreet Boys as their second album???? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

#aimmyarrowshigh #whatever #i will write a stupidly long footnote to explain this and leave it at that #I go to art school #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back

[flyingthesky]

WAIT FUCK I JUST FOUND SOMETHING CALLED "WHY ARE YOU WRITING A SKIPPY COFFEESHOP AU."

GODDAMNIT.

#who lets reili make text posts? #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back

[flyingthesky]

it's 3am, I'm laughing about Jonas Brothers porn, and you've stumbled into 2009.

sorry about your life!

#who lets reili make text posts? #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back

[flyingthesky]

Nick Jonas/Harry Styles v. Sam Tsui/Kurt Schneider

is this supposed to be hard, because there no no ship ever that destroys me emotionally in the way that sam tsui/kurt hugo schneider does.

like, that otp you stay awake late at night weeping about and sometimes you spontaneously burst into tears because something reminds you about them? YEAH THAT’S SAM/KURT FOR ME.

which means I prefer Nick/Harry, like I mean why would I pick emotional distress as the thing I prefer.

#peggingwithstyles #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back #okay then one direction #crying about sam tsui and kurt hugo schneider dot my life dot com

[flyingthesky]

i keep seeing you reblog the jonas brothers and i just wanted to say that i was absolutely obsessed with them in 2009. it was an intense time so it's good to know i wasn't the only one :)

tbh I was much more obsessed with Demi and Selena (EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM STILL HURTS) and the Jonas Brothers were an ancillary obsession with terrible fashion sense. I'm pretty sure the more horrible the clothing they were wearing was, the more I just sat there and went "WHY ARE YOU A THING."

then the unspeakable happened and I stopped ironically liking them and switched all the way back into being the kind of person who's still really upset Lucy didn't buy me a Kevin Jonas t-shirt.

I don't know how I got here. It's very confusing.

#mattfincham #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back #i would like it on record that this is all lucy's fault

[flyingthesky]

Harry/Nick Jonas fic, please?

I want you to know that was genuinely not what I was going to write for the fifth.

but I did it anyway. because I like you.

#paradiseinside #okay then one direction #hey reili 2009!you called and she wants her jonas brothers problem back