#hfjinanimate

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Fan looks up something like “what’s an iPhone” on texty’s laptop and it shows the Wikipedia article for iPhones in the hfjone universe but it’s still made by steve cobs, he’s a constant

Oh and texty bullies him for it

The idea that steve fucking cobs is the only man that remains consistent in the multiverse is absolutely terrifying

#candy don't look #additional hc cobs originally belonged to the hfjone earth but after messing w/the radio ended up here #his first name is steve #and steve isn't an object #so he saw that he was suddenly alive now and decided to fuck around w/ this new universe #like airy #ask #headcanon #inanimate insanity #hfjone #hfjinanimate

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Give more hfjone x II interactions I NEED THIS

Oj takes control of babysitting charlie and that is how the island's version of good luck charlie is created/silly

I feel like contact lens and paper would be good friends idk why

Yang tries to prank Charlotte (gone wrong) (yang needs to be recovered now)

Suitcase and Amelia sitting on the dock and talking about their trauma together

Fan is BUSY documenting all of this on his blog FOR SURE

Bryce, pickle and knife are smash bros. friends now

Test tube is now working on how to send them all back by manipulating the elimination portal

#I would like to add something to the good luck charlie thing #here in india we had a version of it called best of luck nikki #and I wanna add that taylor plays the role of dolly #but idk what dolly's character is called in good luck charlie #anyway this went way offtopic #back to tagging #inanimate insanity #hfjone #ask #headcanon #hfjinanimate

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MePhone4 recently added the hjfone contestants to his MeLife app.

*death pact members show up out of nowhere and cheer*/silly

#ask #headcanon #inanimate insanity #Hfjone #hfjinanimate #Bfb

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I’m sorry for adding a third one but I have a thirst for more

His reaction to all this^^

Lightbulb introduced them all to baxter and now airline food loves animals

Charlotte like to piss off pb on purpose/j

Stone and candle would also be friends

Oj is now frantically trying to adjust 16 more people in his hotel

Fan is still documenting all of this on his blog and is now also helping tt make the portal back home

#ask #headcanon #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #hfjone #mod's doodlings #hfjinanimate

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Liam would be horrified of OJ Hotel

I can understand him being horrified of oj but why his hotel

#my bad if there is something very obvious I am missing #it is almost 3am and mod is sleepy #ask #headcanon #inanimate insanity #hfjone #hfjinanimate

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Charlotte would be a Taco apologist and go into the Perilous Forest to “see if she’s all THAT bad”.

She would fr

#ask #headcanon #hfjinanimate #hfjone #inanimate insanity

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fan ii would probably slap airy on sight and then apologize and take it back. also unrelated but fan watches every object show ive seen because i say so

As he should fr

#ask #headcanon #inanimate insanity #hfjone #hfjinanimate

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Ok OK but what is cabby’s opinion on all of the hfjones. This is sooo important and I’m sooo normal abt this au

Ooo

Hmmmm

Liam: just a guy (can be a valuable ally)

Bryce: just a guy (can't be a valuable ally)

Amelia: very trustworthy and smart and athletic (a very valuable ally)

Charlotte: ABSOLUTELY NOT TO BE TRUSTED

Taylor: A child, too young to be here

Charlie: A child, TOO young to be here

Don't have much thoughts abt the batch 2 and 3 people feel free to add to this

#ask #headcanon #inanimate insanity #hfjone #hfjinanimate

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How do you think the ii and hfjone cast would interact?

Ooo hmm

1st and foremost they all will be very like scared(that's not exactly the right word but I can't think what that word is) like cautious?? around mephone cause he would give them airy vibes (being able to revive people and hosting the game show and all that)

As for the contestants I think they'll ask them for their real names and will be confused abt how their names are their object names

Iphone and mephone thing w/ liam and fan from earlier because that's silly

Amelia and candle bestie speedrun

I feel like Charlotte would be a taco defender/silly

They all try to take care of charlie (gone wrong) (baseball is now crying w/ him) (help)

Salt and pepper make taylor an honorary bcff cause I want to see how that dynamic plays out

Alsoalso test tube would definitely study the mold on Charlotte and will make a cure for free and prolly like in less than 24hrs cause she likes a good challenge like that

#ask #headcanon #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #hfjone #hfjinanimate

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How would they interact with like, the s3 guys or something I NEED MORE CONTENT IM GOING IN

Silver is not impressed by any of these people 😔😔

I feel like stone and lifering would get along well

Candle and Amelia bestie speedrun like I said before

Tk and lifering are now incharge of charlie safety

Floory like making charlie laugh by making funny faces

Clover finds a way to make a good ending au for one by just existing/J

Blueberry doesn't care <3

TBD AND GOO CHEER FACTORY THEY LOVE CHARLIE (/p (obviously) but just in case there are some gross people here (oh and also pr*shippers dni and get the hell away from here y'all are never welcomed here))

#ask #headcanon #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #hfjone #hfjinanimate

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If Mephone4 has a special interest in reality shows then now its canon that Airy has a special interest in theater its canon now cheesyhfj told me

So true

#Hfjone #Inanimate insanity #hfjinanimate #ask #headcanon

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Gonna submit another hc cuz its fun

If ii and one had an official crossover episode itd be called "There's Only ONE Type Of Insanity And It's Inanimate!"

LMAO

#we have a new tag folks/silly #ask #headcanon #inanimate insanity #hfjone #hfjinanimate

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MePhone4: So, would you like to join Inanimate Insanity Invational?

Liam: ... No trauma please.

MePhone4: Ok.

*Episode 8 happens*

Liam, in Balloon’s body: You said no trauma!

MePhone4: It wasn’t on purpose!

Hkdgdjdj

#ask #headcanon #inanimate insanity #Hfjone #hfjinanimate

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Addition to the hjfsanity au, the hjfone contestants join alongside the newcomers in II3 under the condition there is no trauma. It goes great until ep 8.

Swaps:

Balloon and Liam

Candle and Amelia

Yin and Byrce

Yang and Charlotte (no one would notice and assume that the Yin-Bryce swap was the only one in Yin-Yang.)

All others are either part of unaffected swaps or didn’t die.

candle and amelia swap would be silly

#ask #headcanon #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #hfjone #hfjinanimate

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MePhone3GS and Julien Beaumont are my two favorite side characters fr. they should be friends

They would have a fun dynamic tho fr

#inanimate insanity #ask #headcanon #hfjone #hfjinanimate

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OJ hell hotel: HFJONE edition!

**googles** LMAO

#ask #headcanon #inanimate insanity #hfjone #hfjinanimate