#him and mori can go on like a retirement vacation or something maybe renew their vows (cannibalism arc style)

[pegging-satan]

The likelihood of Chuuya being the next PM boss and Kunikida guaranteed to be the ADA president,,, that bitch Dazai is living the y/n wattpad life

#it’s just that this concept is infinitely funny to me his bitch ass would never shut up about it #he’s fucking the heads of two of the most powerful organisations his head is in the mf clouds #after all Why wouldn’t it be. lucky bastard Istg #man. I just wish that the transfer of power isn’t like. violent. I just want my love fukuzawa to retire peacefully #him and mori can go on like a retirement vacation or something maybe renew their vows (cannibalism arc style) #have an overdue honeymoon maybe idk the city’s not their problem anymore #they know that their second-in-commands are capable enough and of course there’s Dazai as the bridge #ahhh yes I banish canon mori to the depths of hell ~~ #that reality doesn’t exist for me thx. I can fix him and I did by disregarding canon and headcanoning him as a slay girlypop twink bottom #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd kunikida