#husband/onenight/bestfriend ask

[asirensrage]

Charlie,

Billy Russo,

and Ransom Drysdale

For the husband, one night stand, and best friend ask. 😈

Oh man, talk about murder husbands. I'm legit not winning in any of this lol.

Husband: Billy Russo. This man is completely self serving but at the same time I don't have to worry about him getting an order to kill me and doing it because his boss told him. I would only have to worry about getting in his way, but as long as I supported him, we'd probably be fine. Maybe. I'll pretend ignorance is bliss and that I don't know what he's up to lol.

One Night Stand: The only problem with having Charlie as a one night stand is that you might not survive it. Or he might keep coming back. My relationships with the other two might help keep me alive with this one because he's all about the connections for his boss but at the same time that's also probably how we're introduced. Legit I'd just have to hope for the best and that Jack Reacher gets to him before he ever decided he wanted more.

Best Friend: Ransom. He's definitely an asshole but I'm a bitch so we'd get along well enough. Mainly he'd stick around to needle me until I snapped and then he'd grin with satisfaction. It'd probably start as a friendship of convenience due to publishing and then he'd realize he didn't get a rise out of me like he could others. I'd probably be his only friend because I wouldn't put up with his shit.

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[asirensrage]

Steven,

Marc,

and Jake

for the husband/one night stand/best friend ask

I'm obsessed with this ask because let's be honest, there's no losing. I win regardless, lol. Let's mix this up a bit.

Husband: I'm marrying Steven. Why? This man is a sweetheart. He's going to do what he can to take care of you and make sure you're happy. Also he will keep me endlessly entertained with facts. I like that.

One Night Stand: Marc. This man is too angst ridden about his choices to last forever, but once we got over the awkwardness of the whole situation and sleeping together while he's always around in some way, we'd be cool. I'd probably irritate him if I'm honest but it'd be fun. Also, we'd have a great night lol.

Best Friend: Jake as my best friend. Why? Because a) hilarious and b) the man is going to teach me spanish. I also have a better chance of living with him as my best friend. Just saying.

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[asirensrage]

Oh, @vixenofcourse, you know how to make things interesting...

Husband:

I have no desire for like...6 kids (this man is insane) but he's the best choice for a husband. Steve is a sweetheart. You know he's going to take care of you and make sure you're happy. (He's just going to have to be happy to adopt...)

One Night Stand:

I'm definitely going to regret this, but I'd rather be a notch on his bedpost then have to deal with him all the time. (As long as it didn't end in like a "why are you ignoring me? we slept together. Let's have some more fun...hey! Stop ignoring me!" seriously I wouldn't be able to deal with him lol. Or HE wouldn't be able to deal with ME! )

Best Friend:

Eddie and I would be great friends! We'd bond over music, he'd try to get me to go back to guitar lessons and he'd probably try to get me into D&D. Since my nephew is going to a camp for it, I can deal with that. We'd be cool. (I'd also get him to make some smarter choices...and protect him.)

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[asirensrage]

ok, how about the murder husbands then? Eric(Divergent), Billy Russo, and Kylo Ren.

This is going to get me in trouble. (With them, not you lol)

Husband:

Is this a bad choice? Yes. Will I irritate the hell out of him that he regrets marrying me? Probably also yes. However, it's a bad choice between him and Eric and the only reason Billy Russo wins as husband is that I can't live in Dauntless. Are you kidding me?? I'm afraid of heights!!!

One Night Stand:

A one night stand would be worth it. The real question is would he be willing to let it only be a one night stand? (Listen, I only say that because I have weird luck with dudes and I still have one that's nearly married and still slightly obsessed with me. I don't trust that Eric might not be either...)

Best Friend:

We've agreed they're all terrible (that's why they're murder husbands) but this man needs someone to knock some sense into him. That's me. (Good luck reading my mind with the force because I have songs on repeat. I would drive him insane if he tried.)

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[asirensrage]

You're gonna kill me but: Homelander, Soldier Boy, The Deep

GOD DAMN IT. I thought @anna-phora's was hard... (are there really any good answers to this?? lol I'm going to end up dead...)

Husband:

Let me be clear. This is a terrible choice. He's a terrible person. However...he was also locked away for how many years? And we saw how the show ended. As long as I made attempts to find him, I might survive...

One Night Stand:

I regret this choice already. This would be a one night stand I'd NEVER want to admit to...but I'd rather a one night stand than being married to him. This is the safest choice (considering the other options...)

Best Friend:

Do I want him as my best friend? No. Would I have the best chance to survive if he was my best friend? Yes. On the one hand, he'd be likely to kill for me instead of killing me. On the other, that would depend on him never thinking I was betraying him in some way. Having him as a best friend would help me survive having Soldier Boy as a husband, so....

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[asirensrage]

Husband/one night stand/best friend for Din, Bucky, and Eric. 😉

Hmmm....okay.

Husband:

The best choice for a husband. You know he's loyal, good with kids and willing to save you when needed ;)

One Night Stand:

I might regret it, but I can't pass up the chance for Eric. But I also wouldn't want him around long term so...

Best Friend:

Bucky and I will attempt to outsass each other. While I'd be tempted to climb him like a tree, he'd be a better friend. Plus, you know he'd teach me how to throw knives and it'd be so cool. Plus, if you have Bucky as a friend, that means Steve's going to be around too. It's a two for one deal.

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[asirensrage]

Of course @vixenofcourse!

Husband:

I think you and I can agree that he would be a devoted partner and ensure you're treated right. I also feel like he'd ensure you're protected and cared for...and has years of experience to make things last ;)

One Night Stand:

This man would be a great choice for a one night stand but as I said before, he's 100% willing to murder those who stand in their way. I'll be willing to risk it for a one night stand but nothing else. (not even being his friend would save you. After all, look what happened with Frank...)

Best Friend:

Okay, I've only watched this movie once. From what I remember, he was sweet. Maybe I'm wrong. Either way, he's the best choice for best friend out of this group lol.

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[asirensrage]

As a predictable follow up: Eddie Munson, Matt Murdock, Steve Rogers?

Ohhhh. I see. You're getting evil now hahaha. This one was hard.

Husband:

This was a tough choice. Aside from the whole trauma of...time travelling, Steve would be a great husband. He's snarky enough to be entertaining and I feel like he wouldn't blink at my sarcasm. Also, he'd be gone on missions a lot which would give me time to just do my own thing lol.

One Night Stand:

Listen, have you seen this man? Have you seen his moves? The whole thing with Elektra? He would absolutely use his abilities to ensure you enjoy yourself. In every way. He's in one night stand territory because this man lives a dangerous life. I don't want to be a target lol.

Best Friend:

He'd be a fantastic friend. 100%. Also I'd have to make sure he makes better choices than he does. The only reason he's in best friend category is because I wouldn't want to ruin him. I can be mean lol. We'd be good as friends though.

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[asirensrage]

Ask Game::

Husband/One night stand/Best friend:

Oh I see what you're up to.

Listen. Why are you trying to get me to break up this dynamic? Or make it weird? lol

Husband: listen, I'm likely going to die being involved with this trio and if I am, I'm going out with a bang. I'm marrying Sam. He's giant and sweet but at the same time he can wreck you in the best ways. We all know this. I might not live long (depending on when we meet) but it'll be good.

One Night Stand: I'm picking Dean. Which is WHY THIS IS WEIRD. Let's say I have a one night stand with him either before I meet Sam or it would be in that year when you think Sam is dead/in hell and you're both looking for comfort and afterwards are both like "yeah, never again," lol. We'd be bros after though so it'd work out (after the awkwardness)

Best Friend: I'll take Cas as a best friend. He needs someone to give him another outlook into life and humanity...and possibly a smack on the back of the head when he's chosing to do something stupid like not tell the boys he needs help. The two of us would be a good mesh of different perspectives.

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[asirensrage]

I have several so get ready to make some difficult choices (or not Idk lol) Billy Russo, Steve Harrington, Bucky Barnes?

Okay, okay. I can already see this is going to be hard lol.

Husband:

The reason? He's adorable, caring and protective. He's not afraid of kids (I have many nieces and nephews lol) and also less likely to murder people (or bring trouble from his life in).

One Night Stand:

You cannot tell me that a night with him wouldn't be incredible. The man has moves, okay? But canon-wise he's also a killer and 100% willing to murder the people he's involved with. I can't deal with that long term lol.

Best Friend:

Bucky has a lot going on in his life and working through his trauma. Not the best choice for any of the other choices but he'd be a FANTASTIC best friend. We'd totally be snarky together and I could trust he'd like me enough to save me from any of the problems that might arise from my one night stand above lol.

#this was hard! #but also not really lol #thanks for asking! #anna phora #husband/onenight/bestfriend ask

[asirensrage]

And now for some oldies:

Sam Winchester, Derek Hale, Daryl Dixon

How is this the hardest one???

Husband:

Okay, I chose him for husband because he would ensure that I could survive any apocalypse. I mean, I'm not sure I want to but I'd be able to with him at my side. Also, Daryl is pretty caring once he chills out and gets used to people.

One Night Stand:

I haven't watched Teen Wolf in years but Derek would be a great choice for a one night stand. He's not husband because I feel like I'd survive better with Daryl (depending on Derek's mood lol). We'd have a good time though.

Best Friend:

THE ONLY REASON SAM IS LISTED HERE IS BECAUSE NEARLY EVERY WOMAN HE SLEEPS WITH DIES AND MY LUCK IS NOT THAT GOOD. At least as best friends I'd get a front row seat to the drama of him and Dean. Would it be worth it to die after sleeping with Sam? Maybe but I like living instead of dying horribly. Granted, the luck probably still wouldn't hold since things happen to the women he knows, but I like to think the luck Daryl has might help lol. As long as it's not a choice between Dean and I, I might be good.

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