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[hcurly]

In honor of National Doughnut Day, I bought a baker’s dozen! ...But came home and dropped them all over the steps as I tried to unlock my door while balancing the box in my hand. Not only did I learn that I can’t do the simplest of multitasking, but that the loss of my sweet treats can easily ruin my entire day. I snapped at my boyfriend because he asked what we should have for dinner. I told him I never wanted anything again, ever. That’s valid, right? I need to mourn. @hollywoodland-hqs​

#i don't remember how to starter #hwlstart #food tw

[francohq]

If anyone has any tips on how to handle attention better then honestly please let me know so I never have to experience the surprise party meltdown ever again. ( Some years ago, my ex-wife threw a birthday party for me, and I was so nervous I thought eating a little weed cookie would help chill me out. Spoiler alert: that shit did the exact opposite. Have you ever had a panic attack in the bathroom while people outside are dressed in whacky costumes, all waiting for you to come out? Still haunts me to this day. ) So yeah, any advice welcome. Until then, I’m Dave, and I’m just going to be hiding under 32 pounds of cat. 

@hollywoodland-hqs​

#hwlstart #weed tw #lmao idk if that's a thing but just incase

[hqlilyc]

Turns out there are a seemingly infinite number of ways to arrange my living room furniture, none of which match the incredibly specific (read: unrealistic) vision I’ve created in my head. Clearly this means it’s as good a time as any to call it quits and settle for a large glass of wine and several hours of Netflix binging, right? [@hollywoodland-hqs​]

#hwlstart #[hi hi im caitlin and this is a 100% accurate reflection of how i spent my day yesterday]

[ffshoult]

Has anyone ever had a really embarrassing moment live on a chat show? Whether it made the cut or not? Years later I still have PTSD from the time my trousers ripped on the Jonathan Ross show, while I was wearing bright white boxers underneath, no less. Now before I go out on them I have to whack out a few hard squats backstage just to make sure there won’t be a repeat. I’m Nicholas, by the way. You can call me Nick, or ‘that bowl-cut wanker from About a Boy’. 

@hollywoodland-hqs​

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[ffszef]

Hey, anybody remember me? I’m that dude who used to be in movies and take his shirt off. Zac Efron, that’s right. You’re probably wondering “whatever happened to him?” Don’t ask. It’s a long story. Hopefully you’ll hear or see me on your screens again soon enough. Til then, at least my baby face is on Disney+ now. Hope you’re all enjoying that. @hollywoodland-hqs​

#hwlstart #//I missed this dork way too much hi

[itsoldgeorgemackay]

The last few weeks have been... extremely crazy, with all these awards ceremonies, and 1917 doing so well. Do I care that I wasn’t nominated for my acting? Only a tiny bit. But that’s fine, being invited to all the fancy events and meeting some of my absolute idols has been a total dream, and more than make up for it, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Hi, I���m George, and yes, I have only just managed to recover from the Oscars on Sunday. This might be one of the most lasting hangovers I’ve ever had. @hollywoodland-hqs​

#hwlstart #//hi it a new account so watch this not appear for peeps til tomorrow #//come love my new talented boi

[nichclasgalitzine]

@hollywoodland-hqs​

what’s your favourite shows on netflix or hulu? i think i need more things to watch. i’ve watched master chef, dollface, rupaul’s drag race, brooklyn nine-nine, steven universe, the masked singer, gravity falls and catfish. i’m taylor, i promise not to write a song about you.. yet and i need less reasons to leave my couch and cats.

#hwlstart #[ i'm ashe and i'll be taylor here :) i'm definitely open to plots and ooc chats ~ #made this to get show recs oops haha x3 ~

[hqnessa]

It’s gotten to the point where I’m doing an in house concert for my dogs every single night. Different artist each night, just to make sure they don’t get bored. We did Beyonce, Whitney Houston, Prince, Taylor Swift, and Britney Spears so far. I haven’t decided what tonight is going to be just yet, but if you have any suggestions, let me know. Maybe I’ll even facetime you and let you join. My dogs are tough critics though, so be prepared. @hollywoodland-hqs​

#hwlstart #listen idk what this is starters are hard man #love us #also i replied to starters on jai at like 3 or 4 am lmao #corona tw #coronavirus tw #covid19 tw #covid tw

[condcrslana]

I honestly cannot even begin to fathom how crazy my life is now. To All The Boys 2 came out nearly a month ago and yet it still feels like it hasn’t come out yet. All the hype around it is still real. The insane, lovely build up that comes post movie is finally winding down, though, and I cannot wait to finally get some time to rest. I did get to go to the Mulan premiere last night, though, and that was honestly the highlight of the whole thing. @hwlstart​

#hwlstart #!!! #//love my new baby pls

[ghadidxox]

Since the news already got leaked to the media, I might as well just come out and tell the world that I am in fact pregnant. This news was the last thing I was expecting, but I couldn’t be happier. I’ve been doing nothing but impulse buying things on Amazon so I can start to set up a cute little nursery. The hardest part is deciding what theme to make the nursery. Should I go with something cutesy like giraffes and elephants? Or something more modern and chic? I need advice from all the parents out there because I’m have a slight mental breakdown over here with all of the decisions. @hwlstart​

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[itsoldtchalamet]

Looks like soon I’m gonna be spending the next few months in London. Any British people know how to help me cope with it? I know I’m a New Yorker, but that’s a different kinda city. Any non-British people know how to survive for so long in a different place to home? Not that I’m not used to it, but it’s always been for filming, not theater. Filming is almost constant, and I just eat on set and go back to sleep and don’t do a huge amount in between. Theater means I have most of my days to myself to actually like... go outside and shit. What do I eat? Where do I get my hair cut? What if my mom can’t send me a care package of American treats? I feel like a 16 year old getting ready to go on a 3 month foreign exchange trip, and being away from my mom for the first time. @hollywoodland-hqs​

#hwlstart #//this is terrible I know but I needed a starter on somebody so here we go

[stefgaga]

Not for the first time, I realized last night that online dating for me is basically impossible. My friends and I were kind of (very) drunk off of homemade sangria and somebody dared me to set up a Tinder account. I took a few selfies and even though they were brand new every message I got was “fake!” or talked about how much I looked like... myself. Because god forbid a gal want to fit in with the rest of the millennials, right? What have your experiences with online dating been, friends? Better luck than me? Show me your ways. @hollywoodland-hqs​

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[nniall]

It’s absolutely mad to think about the last ten years of my life, but of course the entirely of today was a reminder of how it all changed for me. Beyond mad, honestly, the way time flies by so quickly. Listen, gonna catch me gettin’ all sentimental over here. If I shed some more tears, do forgive. The other lads can’t see me like this. @hollywoodland-hqs​

#hwlstart #this is shit #but hey 10 years of 1d

[oldjocklowden]

It’s official, lads. I am now a dad. An actual father with an actual child who is completely dependent on me. Well, and the wife. But clearly me more. Am so fucking ready for no sleep, forgetting my own name, tripping over all the baby stuff that already plagues the house. This is my calling, babayyy.

Bets on how long til I start wanting to tap out, even for a few hours of peace. I think I’ll last at least a week. @hollywoodland-hqs​

#hwlstart #//terrible starter innit but figured I'd get something up about the babe #//why am I still awake. #//send me to sleep

[hqkathryn]

My birthday is in a couple weeks and today my Mum called me and raved about the amazing present she got my twin sister. I was kidding around and asked Mum what she got me and she honest to god goes quiet and said she forgot it was my birthday too. Bloody hell woman, you pushed us out at the same time! What do you mean you forgot it was my birthday too? I guess I’ll just have to spoil myself for my birthday huh? Anyone else ever have their parents make it crystal clear that your sibling is the real favourite in the family? @hollywoodland-hqs​

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[itsoldgeorgemackay]

This week I decided to make the executive decision to move back to my own house. Given everything that’s been going on, I thought it best to stay with my parents for a few months. Now I’m back home, I wondered how I ever lived on my own in the first place. Why do I suddenly find myself missing my mum’s home-cooked meals and the bunk beds that are too small for me in my old room? The petty arguments over toothpaste, and the insistence on a family quiz almost every other night? I don’t want things going back to normal again. @hwlstart​

#hwlstart #//can u believe this is only my second starter on George #//I'm so bad at starters but hey hey here we go #//love the boy