#i also proceeded to eat a shitload of chips and hummus after the pickles

[fatzorro]

I experienced some kind of pickle madness today. This afternoon I saw a jar of pickles in the fridge and thought "hmm I haven't had one of these bad boys in a while" so I enjoyed one.

Then at 3 am tonight as I was trying to sleep my eyes SNAPPED open and I literally felt like if I didn't have more pickles I would die. I proceeded to get out of bed and eat the entire jar of pickles. Since then I've forgone going back to bed to look up several pickling recipes, research the nutritional content of pickles vs. cucumbers, and fantasize about leaving my life behind to move to a tiny town and sell homemade artisanal pickles. What is wrong with me

#personal #I haven't had a pickle in years #maybe all this time I've had some kind of pickle deficiency and now my body is demanding i catch up #i also proceeded to eat a shitload of chips and hummus after the pickles #as well as stare longingly at rhe gatorade and coke in my fridge #i'm just craving everything #...or maybe I'm just sodium deficient