#i am by no means disrespecting my fast boy spiders who also have hairy legs and creepy demeanours. good for them

[daisychainsandbowties]

you and spiders is something else. i don't even know what to say. i wish you were joking yet i know you're not. it literally horrifies me. i feel my stomach turn. i just can't process it. jail for you. illegal thoughts about evil creatures.

i mean i am over here drooling about evil and morally dubious and homoerotically covered-in-blood women all day long OF COURSE i love spiders. they’re the evil women of arachnids.

#kissing every single last one of them #LITERALLY. they are women with hairy legs i mean come on #anon #tw spiders #and like #i am by no means disrespecting my fast boy spiders who also have hairy legs and creepy demeanours. good for them #they get a kiss too #spiders