#i am neither tall nor trident-owning but I am filled with hubris and have more feet

[shadeswift99]

I've decided that there's really only one Minecraft personality test that matters and that is

1. Could your Minecraft character beat you up irl

2. Would your Minecraft character beat you up irl

Come on guys give me a decent sample size it's for science

#Minecraft #it's 1am and I've decided to be speculative and mildly demanding as a treat #You Must Tell Me In The Tags i want full essays out of each of you /j #crucial winter break homework #I'll start: Minecraft Shade is hella tall and also has a trident but i think i could give them a run for their money #i am neither tall nor trident-owning but I am filled with hubris and have more feet #they're bad feet but I've got more of them and undead knees break easy #however that's not the question the question is whether *they* could beat *me* up and the answer is yes #death by trident and pointy elbows #however would they beat me up? not unless i taunted them or something #which I'm like. going to. pale ghosty ass voidnerd #(i am also pale ghosty ass voidnerd just less cool looking about it) #so yeah that's my roundup! #(also bonus pre-undeath Shade(Vera): could snap me like a twig and I'd let her) #(idk if she would but if she did I'm sure I'd have done something to deserve it)