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“You were so much more than my world. You were my oxygen. My reason for living. My night and day. You were my everything.”
— My Everything / Unrequited Love
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The best thing I’ve heard came from my aunt the other day
She’s almost 70 years old and my mom was talking to her about her and her husband. Her voice turns serious and her reply was, “If I’d have shot him when I met him, I’d be out by now.”
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If you’re wondering, yes, this hangs in my classroom.
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The Freshmen 🙄
Me: “Did you just lick his book?”
Student 1:“Well he licked mine first!”
Student 2: “I just pretended to lick it.”
Me: “But... why? No, you know what, I don’t want to know. No more licking each other’s books and just keep your hands to yourself. Just.. please.”
My freshmen class ladies and gentlemen.
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My ex fiancé’s favorite quote to me: “No one will ever love you as much as I do, or more.”
True.
But someone could love me better.
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