#i cant stress this enough being kidnapped has got to be one of kevins biggest fears

[dayurno]

To me ideal kidnap situation would Kevin and Neil (in a semi non violent aiming for the ramson scenario). Neil who has actual torture experience and does not shut up vs Kevin who is trying to get a good grade at being kidnapped. The kidnappers will be lucky if the police arrives before Andrew does.

i adore you people i truly do where else am i going to get an ask that starts so earnestly with “to me the ideal kidnap situation is…” SERIOUSLY. i feel like anyone who has motivation to kidnap kevin would probably not have it to kidnap neil just because the way i see it who kevin’s at risk of getting kidnapped by is stalkers or raven cultists (either fans or athletes themselves) who would ultimately not really care much for neil. BUT after neil’s dad kicks the bucket and neil tells the fbi everything he knows i do think neil would be put under an IMMENSE target for being a tattletale, and that would be a genuine concern of the moriyamas because his death would be an investment lost

to me the ideal (and funniest) situation is someone trying to kidnap neil and accidentally taking kevin along without recognizing him. can you imagine? you’re here for some fucked up kid of the butcher who put your entire livelihood as a criminal in danger and you happen to accidentally take a FAMOUS ATHLETE along. you were already wrong thinking no one would notice neil’s disappearance and now you have to deal with kevin day’s face blasted on the news everywhere because he went missing. like it’s seriously ridiculous. i think this kidnapper would probably just kill them and be done with it if i’m honest but since we’re having fun i will say that this person will dream of carcerary life if they ever encounter andrew minyard. kevin and neil get saved by moriyama agents eventually but kevin is never getting out of his house again

#i cant stress this enough being kidnapped has got to be one of kevins biggest fears #because its not just being Taken Away its being Locked Away its being stripped bare of any and all external help its having no one else to #lean on #do you get it. #yes kevin already has been human trafficked once but a second time would really mess him up #i sincerely believe any fics where kevin gets kidnapped need to be followed by 28293 therapy scenes because he’s never living that doen #like he would become so paranoid and so afraid and so genuinely obsessive about never allowing it to happen again #AND NO ONE WOULD HAVE A GOOD TIME HONESTLY #but would i read such a fic? yes. of course #i wanna see neil being like its okay andrew it was normal and no one got hurt Really bad :) #while kevin is like. in the medical sense of shock. making plans in his head to change his entire life #around having this never happening again if he can help it #i want to see kevin agoraphobic and terrified and deeply obsessive. For my funnies #asks #kevin #neil