#i could only catch a few on camera at a time bc theyd hide under stuff and constantly come and go

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

#crab #texas #crustaceans #crabs #mine #tw crabs #i could only catch a few on camera at a time bc theyd hide under stuff and constantly come and go