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hypercaffeinatedquery · 1 year

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THROWING THE DANGANRONPA SURVIVORS INTO THE HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR

YOOOOO so I just put ALL of the survivors of DR into the hunger games simulator (YES, AGAIN, THESE POOR DUMBASSES HAVE TO PLAY ANOTHER KILLING GAME, I'M SORRY, IT WAS FUN) and THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED I TELL YOU YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT OKAY TRUST ME

I have narrated the entire thing w/ screenshots below, check this shit out

Day 1: Komaru is too much of a ditz so she accidentally steps off too soon and dies.

Everyone else has already been traumatized by the killing games, so other than Komaru being an idiot (affectionately), and Himiko (also a lil dumb) trying to escape, there are no deaths. Several people got into altercations, but they resolved everything peacefully & avoided violence.

Night 1: Again, some tense moments, but everyone avoids violence again. They've seen too much shit.

Teruteru & Shuichi cry themselves to sleep.

Day 2:

In an INCREDIBLY IN-CHARACTER MOMENT, Nagito kicks off the killing game for us ONCE AGAIN by FORCING another student to kill someone! Instead of Teruteru, this time we have Makoto, and he actually gets to CHOOSE (wow) between Ibuki and TeruTeru. He chooses Ibuki!

Night 2: Toko dies from an infection! Oof.

Day 3: Byakuya follows right behind her! Very romantic & poetic of him! Do I hear some angsty inspo for the ByakuyaxToko shippers??

Meanwhile Makoto is having a horrible string of events. After Nagito made him kill Ibuki, he couldn't get his fire started last night & slept cold, and now today he got his camp raided.

Night 3: MAKOTO PASSES OUT FROM EXHAUSTION, THIS PRECIOUS BOI CAN'T CATCH A BREAK

Mitarai steps on a landmine. The kills are mostly coming very slowly from this group. Even after three whole days, almost every single one has been due to something other than violence.

Day 4: We finally have our second act of violence (I think?). Hiyoko sets off a landmine, killing Kazuichi. Intentional? An accident? It's unclear.

Night 4: IN AN UNEXPECTED TWIST, Shuichi shoots Kyoko with a poinson dart!! All the despair and stress must have finally gotten to him...

In much better news, Gundham and Sonia cuddle <3

Day 5: WOW OUR THIRD MURDER. Mikan gets Fuyuhiko!! I can't say I'm surprised, she was always very close to despair. I'm honestly surprised it took her this long.

Meanwhile Akane dies from infection. A blessing to the other tributes, she's a force to be reckoned with.

Night 5: A calm night (relatively speaking). Several people try to sing themselves to sleep.

Day 6: OH MY GOD

IN THE MOST VIOLENT AND GRAPHIC AND HORRIBLE MOMENT YET

HAJIME SETS SONIA ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL

I think I need to emotionally recover from this one, holy shit

Jesus

Night 6: WOAH

This is BY FAR the most eventful night of the ENTIRE SIMULATION, we are losing HALF OF OUR REMAINING SURVIVORS

FOUR PEOPLE have decided that they are so fucking sick of being put into another killing game, that rather than being forced to watch their friends die a second time around, they would rather kill themselves than have to participate in that again.

We've lost Gundham, Mahiru, Peko, and Hiyoko (all SDR2 cast), to suicide.

And if that weren't enough for one night, there's also a fight between Maki, Teruteru, and Mikan.

Maki kills them both.

We are down 6 people in one night. Wow.

Day 7: Sadly everyone did not live long enough to see the feast the next morning...

Everyone is so traumatized by all the violence last night, they all keep to themselves...

... until afterwards, where Nekomaru takes out Hajime, Nagito takes out Imposter, and Shuichi bleeds to death all on his own.

We are now down to only 3 survivors: an incredibly ripped athletic team manager, and 2 scrawny lucky boys.

Today was a very eventful day.

With only 3 people left, it gets quiet.

Night 8: Apparently, they all just... hang out together. ... .. ....... . . ...

Day 9: Nagito has now made MULTIPLE slingshots... what is he going to do with them all? ... one for each person...?

Night 9: OH. IT'S OFFICIAL PEOPLE. WE ARE NOW DOWN TO TWO ULTIMATE LUCKY STUDENTS. THEIR UNORTHODOX TALENTS HAVE PULLED THEM THROUGH ONCE AGAIN.

Day 10: THAT'S IT, FOLKS. MAKOTO NAEGI!

THE ORIGINAL PROTAGONIST!

THE ORIGINAL ULTIMATE LUCKY STUDENT!

THE ORIGINAL ULTIMATE HOPE!

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!

MAKOOOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

This has been the wildest fucking ride, guys. We just experienced the most (relatively speaking) peaceful, non-violent hunger games imaginable, had a huge suicide pact, and made it to the end not with our assassins, athletes, and swordswomen, but with our stupid beloved dumbass fucking lucky boys.

This has been a very Danganronpa Hunger Games.

Apologies to all survivors for putting them through that again.

See below for a breakdown of the final stats & a summary of the game!

And cheers for district 9!

Thx for watchin' the games!