#i dont rly wanna tag this bc im a weenie but.

[sovaharbor]

warren worthington iii pretends to be a dumb rich blonde constantly. it is one of his favorite pastimes. fewer things bring him more joy than making old businessmen think he’s a fucking idiot, because it makes it all the more better when he then unexpectedly reams them into the ground (metaphorically speaking, anyway).

warren worthington iii has a funny little habit of, when going out for dinners with potential business partners that rub him the wrong way for a multitude of different reasons, mentioning offhandedly that he would never eat chicken, or duck, or pheasant. it hits too close to home for him, after all. this is always brought up after said [no longer] potential business partner has already ordered chicken, or duck, or pheasant, and their dish has already been brought to the table. 

warren worthington iii never misses an opportunity to insinuate he may or may not be able to speak to birds. he will never explain, will never elaborate, will never confirm nor deny. it’s simply said, and then he lets it ruminate, and forever shall it continue to ruminate.

warren worthington iii potentially, possibly, might have surprisingly unruly hair that nobody on the face of earth, mars, or any other planet, nor even in the wide expanse of nothingness that is space, will ever be allowed to see. he might have very expensive hair products he uses to tame the wavy frizz that emerges whenever the humidity percentage edges over 70%. he might have a running list of people who have witnessed said unruly hair that he has bribed and/or threatened into silence, namely five people in particular who have known him for far too long. 

#i dont rly wanna tag this bc im a weenie but. #summer's writing tag #///////// #//////////////// #/////////////////// #/////////////// #warren worthington iii #[holds my emotional support WASP man] #i have so many headcanons and none of them are serious #(thats a lie. i have too many serious ones. theyre just Sad)

[stridersamiright]

thinkin of putting this blog on a bit of a hiatus again for a while,,,))

#ooc; #hiatus announcement #i gue s s #generally unimportant reasons below w/e