#i genuinely don't think it's supposed to be a dirty joke in russian

[d-dormant]

maleficent: you claimed that i was callous!

diaval: why, you're gentle!

maleficent: and inhuman!

diaval: very humane!

maleficent: heartless!

diaval: hearty, very hearty!

maleficent: dry!

diaval: wet!- w- wet.

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#source: office romance #maleval #Maleficent #diaval #maleficent x diaval #diaval x maleficent #maleficent films #disney #office romance #служебный роман #it sounds more innocent in russian i swear #i genuinely don't think it's supposed to be a dirty joke in russian #more like answering so fast that he names an adjective with which you can't describe a person #but i've been translating it into english and like WAIT HOLD ON A MINUTE #anyway its funnier in russian whatever #look mum i'm a content creator