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#i just want to be the polycule femme wife
ramblesbiab · 29 days
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My mom keeps watching the dating show Farmer Wants a Wife and it's impossible to stress just how much better I believe the show would be if you replaced the boring white men farmers with toned, sun-kissed, down to Earth butch lesbians and have all the contestants be femmes from the city. And also instead of choosing one girl at the end, all of them kiss and cuddle and love each other and start a polycule.
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malikselfindulgence · 5 months
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Makoto x Dabi lore time!!!
Their ship name is Makoya because i originally only shipped them in an au where Dabi never became a villain because Makoto found him after getting burned and saved him with his friendship and i've become so attached to it that i don't wanna change it
Makoto still saves Dabi in the now canon one!!!Long story short they ran into eachother straight after the Bakugou kidnapping arc and it just kept happening because of their circumstances so they slowly became best frenemies to lovers
This includes Makoto befriending the rest of the Lov-Either platonic chaos bros with Jin or Makojinya depending on my mood,Toga's big sister friend and Team Mom,Shigaraki's platonic Player 2 and Atsuhiro's pseudo niece/nephew!!
Dabi reveals to him what E slur did and his plan and wants him to join in because they're in love now(but haven't confessed)due to how Makoto's treated him better than anyone else in his life and how much understanding,fun,tears and strength they find in eachother and Makoto says he'll consider it,not wanting to set a bad example for Momo or abandon her being the only thing holding him back
Cut to Hawks trying to kill Jin and Makoto saving him as his final decision to become Burn.Him and Dabi are basically like Ghostflower in Atsv after that-Best friends but something else too,dating but don't dare to make it official because they're not strong enough to loose eachother,so devoted the lines blur.Makoto calls Dabi latino boyfriend terms and acts like a traditional japanese wife(the non-misogynistic points ofc)and Dabi amps up the princess treatment towards Makoto even more than before,calls him his 'Kokoro'(My Heart)and is violently protective partially because Hawks came close to killing Makoto like he did Jin
Momo helps out the Lov because of Makoto but there's definitely hurt and anger going on on her side from his betrayal and it's complicated with them for a bit but apologies are made,reassurances are given and reconnection is established.Momo's vigilante name is 'Destruct'!!
Eldest brother 2 Eldest daughter communication
Blue 4 Blue,doggirl 4 catboy and pastel femme tomboy 4 goth butch tomgirl.Their Lego Monkie Kid ship name would be Trueblueloveshipping💙💙💙
Dabi gets into kidcore,video games and baking thanks to Makoto and Makoto gets into horror,Shakespeare and bizzare food combos thanks to Dabi
Oh also black4brown!!!Rei is half bangaleshi <3333
Makoya-coded couples:Ghostflower(ofc),Ichihime,all Bubbline variants,Jack x Sally,Warren x Layla and Zuko/Ty Lee
THE DEVELOPMENT OF THIS IS SOOO FUCKING COOL AND THOUGHT-OUT I CAN SEE THEM IN MY HEAD I NEED TO READ THIS !!!! Also Makoto polycule is the realest shit ever <33 been thinking of giving Rose a villain au so .... Makoto and Shion and Rose + the league r found family realness 2 me .... Makojinya I literally love you SO much you should all get to shoot hawks in the face . Together . I tend to hc Dabi as being a system as well so did4bpd4did ..... my beloveds ever :33 !!!
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mermaidbitch · 3 years
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Definitive Listing of Every Streets Fighter Characters' Sexuality:
Ken: Unicorn Hunter with his Wife
Ryu: Has never heard of sex.
Blanka: Unethical
Chun-Li: Bisexual but doesn't date.
Dhalsim: Straight
E. Honda: Views sex as a workout but is just happy to share his experience with someone he likes.
Guile: Republican
Zangief: Gay Bear
Balrog: Full on hedonist
M. Bison: Has mastered jerking off so good that he has no need for partners.
Sagat: Asexual volcel. The locals hate this.
Vega: Partner is irrelavant. Does not look away from the mirror even after climax.
Cammy: Pansexual, active on Tinder. Commitment issues.
Dee Jay: This guy fucks.
Fei Long: Straight and homophobic.
T. Hawk: Straight but a staunch ally.
Akuma: Has heard of sex, uninterested.
Adon: Fucks anyone but purely to look through their belongings when they're asleep.
Birdie: Foot fetish commenter.
Dan: Paypig
Guy: Gay
Charlie: Gay
Rose: Femme Lesbian
Sodom: Dedicated to anime body pillow
Gen: A windower who will never fuck again.
Rolento: Mad Gear Gang Polycule
Sakura: Soft Butch Lesbian
Cody: Claims to be straight but regularly fucks men and when questioned about it shrugs.
Juli: Lesbian
Juni: Pansexual
Karin: High Femme Lesbian
R. Mika: Asexual
Eagle: Gay
Maki: Bisexual
Ingrid: Straight
Alex: Straight
Dudley: Pansexual Swinger
Elena: Lesbian
Ibuki: Pansexual, afraid to make any moves.
Necro: Board game polyamorous. Very healthy!
Oro: Has mastered fucking and moved on.
Sean: Asexual and oblivious.
Yang: Straight but loved his gay brother.
Yun: Gay but constantly roasting his straight brother.
Gill: Hierarchical polyamory with him at the top.
Hugo: Just wants to be held.
Urien: Can only cum with an oiled up partner that is as muscular as him. His only requirement.
Makoto: The cover of every major lesbian magazine.
Q: [heavy breathing]
Remy: Straight but in the French way.
Twelve: he's literally cum
Abel: Just happy to be there.
C. Viper: Straight
El Fuerte: Bisexual but mostly uses sexual encounters to test new recipes.
Gouken: Late to come out gay.
Rufus: He's a wife guy.
Seth: Edged so much he became this.
Hakan: Straight but a loud supporter of all his queer children.
Juri: Too horny.
Poison: Mad Gear Gang Polycule. Pansexual.
Decapre: Catfish scammer.
F.A.N.G: Straight
Laura: Brazilian
Necalli: His side hustle is pornography.
Rashid: Questioning
Kolin: She's the Allison Macke to Gill's Keith Rannieri.
Ed: Tries to be hedonistic like Balrog but he's just fast to fall.
Abigail: Mad Gear Gang Polycule
Menat: Bisexual with "I don't want to be seen by straight people" on.
Zeku: Straight
Falke: Thinks she has impossibly high standards, just asexual.
G: Pansexual, very giving lover
Lucia: Straight but homophobic.
Akira: Butch Lesbian
Arkane: Incel
Blade: Volcel
Khyber: Blackpilled Incel
Sawada: Wants to make his partner cum as fast as possible to improve speedrun.
Allen: Straight but uses Disney Dating Groups.
Blair: Straight
C. Jack: Gay
Darun: Straight but wants to fuck Zangief
D. Dark: Porn addict. Has funded many lives through OnlyFans.
Hokuto: Like Ryu, has never even heard of sex.
Kairi: Straight and homophobic
Pullum: Asexual
Skullomania: Wife Guy
Hayate: Straight
Nanase: Straight but staunch ally.
Shadowgeist: Wikifeet contributer
Sharon: Lesbian but doesn't know it.
Area: Asexual
V. Rosso: Gay
Garuda: Eyes Wide Shut type of shit
Ace: Ace
Hayate: Very asexual
Shin: Straight "Nice Guy"
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desertpacificoctopi · 4 years
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2, 17, 18, 20, 24, 40, 44 for the oc ask meme >:3c
some of these are doubles but it means that i will simply have to give a second answer >:3ccc 2 - do you have a personal favourite among your ocs? hhhhh eeeeeeeeee uhhh. apart from mnem it is SO hard for me to pick favorites. maybe it is kosaadi vyrayassa because, god she's also just a tall wlw i have a Type sdhkfdsf. but vyra is different bc she is very lawful and has morals that she sticks to. but those morals also involve Kicking Ass. i love my dragon wife and she loves her demon wife. honestly ask me abt her character arc sometime 17 - any oc otps? LISTEN,,, when i have a ship in mind when i am doing ocs then i will go Whole Hog on it. so yeas i have a LOT of ships. but highlights include: typh & janus, the teenage god hell polycule, tenta & inkfree, delaney & macy, siv & rose, pratima & nora, the guidance trio, ursula & thomas, mirela & shiori, milosh & onyx, and my fairy tale wlw symphony & polaris. there are so many more and i am cutting myself off here 18 - any oc crackships? i don't tend to crackship (but if you have any PLEASE tell me) but abraxas and nemos i did not expect! abraxas blindsided me with being attracted to anyone at all. okay i have a crackship for you actually. sieglinde and eva. high femme and scary butch. i don't think it would happen but like worm. maybe i will think more on what other buckwild ships i could have 20 - do any of your ocs sing? if they sing, care to share more details (headcanon voice, what kind of songs they like etc)? i think a lot abt music and my ocs but like, it's often musical instruments or in the context of music videos that i play out in my head kdsjfhds. orith is more musically inclined tho, i think he sings in a soft baritone. i love him. hozier type music 100 percent. mirela absolutely sings, she has a strong alto. her only child kouki used to love her voice. all of my sonas most likely sing bc i'm like this, but most prominently my Ultimate Self, sylvan, would to keep their soup of souls appeased. sylvan's song is dream sweet in sea major and that is all i need to say there 24 - if you could meet one oc of yours, who would it be and why? i'd really like to sit down and talk to pratima, honestly. she's been through a lot and i want to either give her a hug or a stern talking-to, depending on what point in her timeline we're interacting in. and also we can vibe together about being older siblings, and poetry. 40 - any fond memories linked to your characters? feel free to share! ask me personally about the moment i came up with valhallabound. i love that one. that and all the time i have spent jamming on oc things with my friends over the years!! i deeply cherish that shit. arcane, quinn, max, lydia, annabelle, and the wholeass superverse crew. this one's about you. 44 - something you like about your ocs in general i think my names are good! i think a lot about them, trying to find something that both sounds good and means something.
thank you so much mario!!! i’m sorry i took so long getting to it sdkfjds
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paraphernaliawagon · 4 years
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Diary for 6/20/20
i also made my first attempt at a conlang at age 9! i didn’t know that’s what it was called yet and i didn’t know you couldn’t make up a language by just kinda messing at random with individual english phonemes until they sound just different enough to you. anyway, a teacher heard me singing the ponyan national anthem on the swings and asked me about. it is called “carrie ponyietta” which means “peace in ponya” and it goes “carrie ponyietta, carrie ponyietta, carrie ponyietta, dooday.” (you can guess that “dooday” means “today”)
i can’t believe i’m actually writing this down so people can read it. but i’m finally old enough that my elementary school playground games seem cute and funny instead of just cringe. (i am several years out of college btw)
my next attempt at a conlang was attempted IN college circa 2016 and was almost immediately abandoned for being cringe and “who the hell would want to read this stupid, inept, silly bullshit that reeks of mediocre pretentious undergrad”
(that’s niithian and it’s spoken by an empire of evil sorcerors that are kinda supposed to be a metaphor for america in the same way that the melnibonean empire is a metaphor for britain, AND the main character is a deliberate ripoff of elric except he is gay, nicer than elric, will get a happy ending, and has curly black hair and brown skin so that i can say “see he doesn’t look like elric so he’s clearly a different character.” my god if i had actually written these stories down they would have been so awful and embarassing and probably full of problematic tropes that i hadn’t thought about thoroughly enough)
(i drew zoal (that’s his name, it’s two syllables) (his name is literally zal like the hero from the shahnameh who is reminiscent of elric due to his albinism and state as both a king and an outcast during his life- but he goes from outcast to king instead of the other way round cuz he’s a classic hero type unlike elric) but with an extra letter inserted.) i drew zoal once and before i colored it in i was weirded out because he looked a lot like jesus which i did not intend at all.
zoal was like classic uke cliches too and i didn’t even realize it. i don’t like anything about this character any more. he’s like a pile of mediocre and quasi-offensive tropes disguised as a pretty boy whose chronic illness i am sort of fetishizing because it like, makes the other main character, his love interest (who is a “traditionally masculine” man and is significantly darker-skinned, this is so racist) protective of him. and suddenly all of that seems more fucked up and less romantic than it seemed before
also marrhia (zoal’s love interest) has a dead wife and i was like “oh no that’s women in refrigerators. i will deal with this by having zoal the well-intentioned necromancer-king, resurrect iskanda (the wife) in an attempt to please marrhia, resulting in them having a bit of a love triangle that’s resolved by iskanda falling in love with the only other two female characters (excepting a femme fatale evil sorceress type reminiscent of winnowill from elfquest because her main things are fascism and body horror who turns up later) and then all five of the heroes end up as a polycule. surprise it was bad fanfic tropes all along!
i managed to write like two paragraphs of this planned “novel” earlier this year. they were about marrhia drinking and being sad by the seashore because his husband died and then his wife died.
i was realizing all this stuff that’s wrong with my story AS i was writing it down, so this post is really directed at myself more than anyone else. so i will make it one of my “diary” posts
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